Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%

  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.7%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 194 14.1%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 782 56.7%
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hitalick said:
No sorry it's just that I'm a grown adult and reading it over and over along with calling jack "fatty" etc makes me cringe. Jack is funny enough without it.
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(to the tune of 'jolene') tamham... tamham, tamham, T A M - H A A A A M

fatty's right eye is really out of commission. it shows in this video more than usual-- at this point that eyeball's purely decorative. when he remembers to, jack heaves his head-front adipose into a soyface, which at least widens that ornamental eye a little bit temporarily, but at rest it's almost totally covered by the lid and the pupil just wanders aimlessly, sightlessly
 
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hitalick said:
No sorry it's just that I'm a grown adult and reading it over and over along with calling jack "fatty" etc makes me cringe. Jack is funny enough without it.
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Fuck off nigger. The Orchards is all about making fun of these people and calling him Fatty, her Hammy and the family name to "Scalfatty" is what we do.

Don't like it? Go somewhere else and moralfag there.
 
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hitalick said:
Yeah of course it's just that it's a joke that hasn't gotten old for you in thousands of pages, it's like a dog that never gets sick of chasing the same ball. When some of you called the stupid son's wife tammy jr. it was mildly funny.
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No you don't get it. That's his name. Fatty Scalfatty. Besides are you that retarded that you think a person's name is somehow sacred? It's a fucking label. Get over yourself nigger.
 
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p1138 said:
Oh yeah, it's an AI image. The right hand of the mother in the picture is completely fucking mangled. The dirt floor doesn't make sense, the lack of beard doesn't make sense. Both parents reading books during a meal, for which there's 3 plates of scrambled eggs for 4 people, one of which looks like a skillet they were cooked in which has no handle. The seams on the father's shirt outside of the vest don't match. And the son is sitting on a chair that seems to be sharing the right 2 legs of the father's chair, while they're all crammed into 2 sides of the table that would otherwise be large enough for 4 people to comfortably sit at. The daughter's leg would be in the way of the table leg. It just goes on and on.

Oh, and the grok AI watermark is at the bottom right. Yes, it's just AI slop from fatty who thinks he's a fucking artist.
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I hate generative AI to begin with, but I am extra puzzled by people using it this way. This isn't a novel picture. It's not an Amish family floating in space or playing death metal or doing anything else that would actually be imaginative and require an artist's rendition, human or AI. They're sitting at a fucking table.

Does he not realize there's thousands of real images of Amish people that already exist? He couldn't just hit up Google images? It's not like anybody is expecting him to use properly licensed and credited images.
 
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brooky said:
I hate generative AI to begin with, but I am extra puzzled by people using it this way. This isn't a novel picture. It's not an Amish family floating in space or playing death metal or doing anything else that would actually be imaginative and require an artist's rendition, human or AI. They're sitting at a fucking table.

Does he not realize there's thousands of real images of Amish people that already exist? He couldn't just hit up Google images? It's not like anybody is expecting him to use properly licensed and credited images.
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It's because he's a lazy piece of shit.
 
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hitalick said:
Wow great meme you really owned this evangelical retard with drooling, shit pantsed racism of the kkk caliber.
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You sound like a fag and your shits retarded.

I'm sorry and I know I'm being snobby but even in college drunk I said taco bell is too gross for me.

Jack a professional chef and food reviewer eating the sloppiest of slop is just embarrassing.
 
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brooky said:
I hate generative AI to begin with, but I am extra puzzled by people using it this way. This isn't a novel picture. It's not an Amish family floating in space or playing death metal or doing anything else that would actually be imaginative and require an artist's rendition, human or AI. They're sitting at a fucking table.

Does he not realize there's thousands of real images of Amish people that already exist? He couldn't just hit up Google images? It's not like anybody is expecting him to use properly licensed and credited images.
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Sure, but when he does grab something off of google image search, he uses the thumbnail(he does this for his stupid movie reviews). With the twitter/grok shit(he loves Elon) he can just cough and gurgle at his phone for speech to text and have it spit something out that looks vaguely like what he wanted. Yes, he's just that fucking lazy.
 
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hitalick said:
Yeah of course it's just that it's a joke that hasn't gotten old for you in thousands of pages, it's like a dog that never gets sick of chasing the same ball. When some of you called the stupid son's wife tammy jr. it was mildly funny.
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>enter a thread about a delusional fat man and his fat family
>get mad at fat jokes
"HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!"
 
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Jack continues to spread his ass cheeks for the president

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He says this while falling into temptation all the time

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Probably still better than how you cook

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Ironic given Jack spreads fake information himself

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Mechanical Pencil said:
He'd probably lop the finger off the claw, and between it not having much sensation and his blindness, I'm still not convinced he'd notice anything amiss until Tammy started berating him, lol.
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Or the subsequent blood infection…….

He’s one Nick away from loosing the candy claw altogether…
 
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p1138 said:
"Taco Bell is pretty afforduhble but ya know, you can get it if you like or not because maybe it's too much money for you but we're ok with this" because fuck you if you think fast food prices have gone up, you're just poor I guess.
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The thing is, if Jack could afford Taco Bell, he wouldn't be resorting to filming himself ordering it for the sake of writing a Taco Bell trip off as a business expense on his taxes (all while pretending he doesn't eat any of the food arranged before him as though it's being presented to an infant in a high chair). It's all part of his weird belief that he needs to burn as much money as possible before he dies, while simultaneously expecting to live to 2026 because Jesus wants him to be healed through lying about eating only meat.

Doctor of Autism said:
Ironic given Jack spreads fake information himself
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What marks Jack as a low-functioning narcissist is how nothing he's compelled to prescribe for others applies to him. That's why he celebrates every stroke by eating himself into his next stroke while lying about it and telling strangers they're doomed for not eating healthy like he does. TamHam will soon be posting his sanctimonious tweets for him by associating his eye movements with letters (and still mispelling everything; so as not to offend him). It will be great.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
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So you wouldn't be allowed to tweet anything unless you have the license?
Nagato Kai Ni Surigao said:
Saw this and thought it could be our boy, but the hands give it away. If Jack really stuck to his carnivore diet he could be reaping the same health benefits.

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That's gotta be fake, right? Right?

Nope. Jesus christ.
 
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