Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 104 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 165 40.1%

  • Total voters
    411
Obvious question is obvious:

He covers this shit, but nothing with Trump?

What would honestly bring in more money? Not that much of anything he can do would be profitable for him much anymore.
Originally I thought Nick probably finds the manifesto (and concept of kids getting killed) funny, and he's a hedonist that only does things he wants, but he just mentioned something about "taking online jokes too seriously" so he'll probably turn this into how people are judging him

He's going to go do some nitrous I mean get a non alcoholic drink (check his voice after)

He's playing the hard drinking lawyer song lol what an embarrassment
 
Balldo keeps freezing up every time he looks at his chat. Literal bluescreen in real time feels folks.

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Oh fuck boys he is going to start seething about the government and chat!
 
Friendly reminder:

Nick said that he was going to tell the "true story" about Funimation if Vic lost.

Never happened. Nick lied. He had nothing to tell that wasn't already told.
Nick and I couldn’t get schedules synced, but we did plan on having a discussion on how funimation skirts US labor laws vis-a-vis contractors / employees.

Actively wanting to discuss the nuances of employee reclassification risk with Nick and get his take on if that made funimation more liable for their contractors’ actions seems like a MILLION years ago.
 
Nick's certainly achieved a lot lol
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It's true. I never went to law school. Neither have like 99% of the people in this thread, I'd wager.

But like 100% of the people here (I hope), I also never fed a 8 year old cocaine.

So I think Nick's critics here are all still well ahead in terms of life accomplishments and/or moral hygiene.

Nick pontificating about Locke.

oooof
Oh shit! He's going Sargon! That's a bad sign!
 
It says a lot that the event that spurred Nick to start streaming again was the opportunity to laugh at and do lukewarm standup about a school shooting that just happened a few hours ago

The only thing that could make this stream funny is if Nick Ronnie McNutted himself
his treatment of the topic borders on sociopathic, and let's not kid ourselves that he's using this as a way to platform his not-at-all-subtle racism because he is an insecure racist faggot.

he looks like shit as he spouts druggie, pseudo-intellectual self-important drivel with all the smugness of a teenage girl.

he cannot even be bothered to 1) show up on time and 2) bring his fucking drink with him.

duke philosophy is no joke, but standards tend to decrease when grad students focus on hip topics like race. the dissertation will nevertheless meet the contemporary standards and norms of academic philosophy, for better or worse.

this is a bald faced, half-cock attempt at showcasing his intelligence and that he has no holes in his brain. but he is actually retarded and does have holes in his brain. for example, arguing with the abstract of a dissertation is retarded.

pretty much everything he has said about the abstract has been a deliberate misrepresentation or a complete misunderstanding coupled with deflection with laughter when he realizes he doesn't understand something.

he is infuriatingly stupid, but i actually don't think the holes in his brain are the main cause. he was always this stupid.
 
Unbreaded was some of Nick's worst content and the fact that he's returned with it is surreal. He ran that meme into the ground at the time and it's only become less funny and relevant since. Insane.
I don't even think the Farms ever found Harris/Unbreadeded that funny, did it?

Like... okay... there's the "Sailor Moon is Ching Chong horseshit" comment in the random.txt rotation, but at least that line is funny in isolation.
 
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