Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Paradox Mystic]

Wow, I'm glad I didn't watch then.

Spoiler: Summary for the episode

There wasn't really any highlights of the show, it was mostly Steve giving his presentation on holes in Bob Lazar's story and other fun alogging facts. Warski was mostly silent, and PPP tried to bait Steve into agreeing to be the third chair/appear on DSP & PPP's wrestling show despite Steve explaining he isn't a wrestling fan and thinks it's gay and boring and he was disappointed when he found out pro-wrestling isn't real and doesn't enjoy it but he'd do the podcast for enough cash. Andy was mostly silent. Also PPP tried to make some jew joke because Steve mentioned one of the people involved in the Bob Lazar alogging/lore community having a last name that was something like Zaufman, and PPP tried to repeat in a more jewish sounding way "More like Zaufmanski? amirite?" and Steve completely didn't react just seeming to want to move along.

The only notable part of the show was Andy and PPP almost not letting Steve finish his presentation because they wanted to move onto to alogging Rekieta's stream live and they admitted to watching other shit on a second monitor during Steve's presentation like bruh don't invite Steve if you don't want him to do his alogging the UFO community gimmick especially when one of the first things Steve says at the start is it was the biggest compilation of info he's sent Andy to prepare for the show.

 

[FrenlyGuy]

There wasn't really any highlights of the show, it was mostly Steve giving his presentation on holes in Bob Lazar's story and other fun alogging facts. Warski was mostly silent, and PPP tried to bait Steve into agreeing to be the third chair/appear on DSP & PPP's wrestling show despite Steve explaining he isn't a wrestling fan and thinks it's gay and boring and he was disappointed when he found out pro-wrestling isn't real and doesn't enjoy it but he'd do the podcast for enough cash. Andy was mostly silent. -

I just saw this as I read your post. Its an admittedly pretty funny moment from Steve:

​

A: Do you see my title belt, Steve? ​

S: Oh God, look at that. ​

A: Do you like my title belt, Steve?
S: No, its pretty gay, yea.. ​

A: It says PPP right on it Steve!
S: hah hah hah​

A: It was only $500, Steve​

S: You wasted 500 bucks on that? ​

A: Aw Steve its not a waste at all, it makes me feel like the champ!​

The whole clip is a good encapsulation of the whole steam. From Steve trying to deliver his story in earnest with patience wearing thin, to PPP's (that's what I call him, PPP) disinterest-fueled ribbing of Steve, to Warski's interest in every other screen than the one his guest is on. Chat was an odd mix of opinions rather than uniform sticker posting.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I just saw this as I read your post. Its an admittedly pretty funny moment from Steve:

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A: Do you see my title belt, Steve? ​

S: Oh God, look at that. ​

A: Do you like my title belt, Steve? ​

S: No, its pretty gay, yea.. ​

A: It says PPP right on it Steve! ​

S: hah hah hah​

A: It was only $500, Steve​

S: You wasted 500 bucks on that? ​

A: Aw Steve its not a waste at all, it makes me feel like the champ!​

The whole clip is a good encapsulation of the whole steam. From Steve trying to deliver his story in earnest with patience wearing thin, to PPP's (that's what I call him, PPP) disinterest-fueled ribbing of Steve, to Warski's interest in every other screen than the one his guest is on. Chat was an odd mix of opinions rather than uniform sticker posting.

Imbibing the audio (or at least 10-20% of the audio) was hard enough, I couldn't put the visuals on my screen for more than a few seconds without an existential crisis. Between the DSP/PPP stream of earlier and the disharmony of that stream, I already hit my limits just taking in what I did. I didn't even look at the chat during the whole stream, I should have at least peeped on it a little. I find it interesting that Ashton reverts to Andy-like mannerisms in pursuit of recognition from Steve. There is a common perception that Ashton is above Andy's base mannerisms because of his oratory skills, but clips like that show another side to him. Keep in mind that he got ejected for sexual harassment on a JEET CAMPUS. I can't even imagine how annoying you have to be to be seen as more annoying and aggressive than the Jeets that surround you. The thumbtack stream and the chicken nuggets stream really show how far he is willing to go to make others uncomfortable if he feels he isn't getting enough of a spotlight.

 

[porkWellington]

After his couple month tenure on KC learning about the Sektur and alogging, Steve could do the funniest thing and start alogging the Casino. We need a good cannibalization.

I think Steve might be a bit too well-adjusted to do that though. More likely Steve'll ditch the show and PPP will try making content out of him.

 

[DogZero]

Each time they have Steve they disrespect him more and more. I like his segments and was looking forward to this one since I had never heard the methodical argument against lazar’s specific claims. PPP kept redirecting to shit on phil over and over despite saying they would do that after (a segment they ironically never did). Then there was the tortuous ending as others commented on where they kept interrupting to whine about rekietas stream on another monitor. Two streams ago they were on their phones and checked out, and last stream PPP kept whining about being tired and ending the show.

Either do Steve segments and dedicate to them as fully as he does given his prep, or don’t do them at all. Nobody wants some schizo show where it’s half Steve’s presentation half ppp shitting on dsp. Neither the people who are interested in steve’s material or just want the regular drama want this middle position. It serves neither group. It’s also just disrespectful to a guy who clearly is an actual adult with a work ethic unlike you guys. Was happy to hear steve laugh at their excuses at the end of the show to end early. Also glad he basically called PPP an 8 year old child over wrestling and that belt. Too bad it was in the middle of the segment instead of after it.

 

[All becomes gunt]

After his couple month tenure on KC learning about the Sektur and alogging, Steve could do the funniest thing and start alogging the Casino. We need a good cannibalization.

I think Steve might be a bit too well-adjusted to do that though. More likely Steve'll ditch the show and PPP will try making content out of him.

If Steve is reading this or ever reads this i have a great idea. So Steve here is my pitch on how to literally become an internet sensation by burying the Casino into the ground. Since you are carrying their show whenever you are on, there is no new exposure right now for you, so you don't really have anything to gain by being there anymore. You are the one that puts the food on their table so you are the one that has leverage on your appearances there. Therefore straight up tell them you won't be appearing there anymore except if a certain condition you set is fulfilled, and make sure that you announce this as public and loud as possible on every social media you own. What's that condition you might ask ? Very simple:
LIE DETECTOR TEST ON ANDY WARSKI ABOUT THE CP LIVESTREAM OF 2/28/2019 CONDUCTED BY A PROFESSIONAL
The thread is at your disposal to manufacture really hard hitting questions and as you will see we have autistically analyzed almost everything of substance on the matter. Just look for the bright bold red and it will light your way to the truth. Also make sure to tape or livestream it.

 

[hawkisnight]

I just saw this as I read your post. Its an admittedly pretty funny moment from Steve:

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View attachment 6894319

A: Do you see my title belt, Steve? ​

S: Oh God, look at that. ​

A: Do you like my title belt, Steve? ​

S: No, its pretty gay, yea.. ​

A: It says PPP right on it Steve! ​

S: hah hah hah​

A: It was only $500, Steve​

S: You wasted 500 bucks on that? ​

A: Aw Steve its not a waste at all, it makes me feel like the champ!​

The whole clip is a good encapsulation of the whole steam. From Steve trying to deliver his story in earnest with patience wearing thin, to PPP's (that's what I call him, PPP) disinterest-fueled ribbing of Steve, to Warski's interest in every other screen than the one his guest is on. Chat was an odd mix of opinions rather than uniform sticker posting.

I also liked when Steve made fun of Warski stutter. I hope those two bozos at least throw him something for coming over so they can be lazy and not prepare anything.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

A: Do you see my title belt, Steve? S: Oh God, look at that. A: Do you like my title belt, Steve?
S: No, its pretty gay, yea.. A: It says PPP right on it Steve!
S: hah hah hahA: It was only $500, Steve S: You wasted 500 bucks on that? A: Aw Steve its not a waste at all, it makes me feel like the champ!

Ashton comes off as incredibly desperate for engagement by ending every statement/question in that quoted transcript with "Steve." The "notice me Senpai" is strong in that one. It's got the same energy as "Asston! Asston! Asston!" "What?" "BEEJAMS!!!" It also reeks of them clowning on his nerdy and meticulous attention to detail (I do not mean this as a pejorative) to their low attention span audience, as if to position themselves as the cool kids in the room. Steve, conversely, comes off as an immaculate professional who does not respond to provocation or animalistic antics. Of the three of them, I know which one you could hang with in public without an incident occurring due to some attention seeking shenanigans. Imagine bowling with Andy and catching glares from other lanes as he hoots and hollers like a madman. Imagine having to pause walking every 30 seconds so Ashton can catch up, as he's awkwardly waddling and giggling to himself. Imagine taking either one of these in public, let alone both of them. We heard tales of Ashton's theatrics at that Vegas show. We've seen the loud outfits he wears in Vegas, alongside the bright bleached hair. If going through a public forum with a 6'4". 400+ lb man wasn't attracting enough attention, Ashton will make sure he doesn't evade notice.

All I'm saying is I know which one of the three I'd hang with.

 

[Maraschino]

Look how he dresses like a total manchild. Naruto shirt

To be fair to Andy it's a One Piece shirt, but OP is way more autistic than Naruto.

I cannot stand these UFO debunking streams.

They're long, they don't make sense, they're not funny, they're not entertaining.

I absolutely hate this shit. I wish they would cover literally anything else.

I like Steve, but I'm not a fan of the UFO streams. I think there's some comedic potential in Andy and Ashton lore dumping a lolcow to Steve to see how someone divorced from all of it reacts to said information. Imagine trying to explain someone like Ethan Ralph to someone uninitiated.

Steve was a bangup guest once (maybe twice if you want to be generous), but every stream since has been very much like the one that is currently going on. This is why I don't see the endgame.

I was actually shocked there toward the end with how dismissive they were of him. They basically pissed in his mouth as soon as Rekieta fired it up. They weren't even paying attention to him.

It feels like KC are trying to take some of his audience, or they just bring Steve on so they can phone it in on that particular day for their streams. Probably a bit of both.

It's not fair to Steve and he doesn't deserve them shitting on his time if they aren't going to treat him with the bare minimum respect.

 

[porkWellington]

Steve has a few big glaring issues which don't allow him to fit in. He's a father, has a job, does this on the side, has a house, and he's married. What a fucking nerd. We want strung-out Rekieta steam #55!

 

[Chongqing]

I think there's some comedic potential in Andy and Ashton lore dumping a lolcow to Steve to see how someone divorced from all of it reacts to said information. Imagine trying to explain someone like Ethan Ralph to someone uninitiated.

That's a great idea actually.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

To be fair to Andy it's a One Piece shirt, but OP is way more autistic than Naruto.

Andy once received 2K to do a series review on Gundam (26 episodes and a movie if I recall correctly) and he only reviewed the first two episodes before abandoning the commitment. I'm not sure which of his paypigs funded that one. He's made many, many shoutouts and illusions to One Piece, so I can only imagine how much some paypig is gifting behind the scenes to hear their favorite anime shouted out over and over again. Keep in mind that these jokers alternate dropping 500 dollars for an hour (or less) of his and Ashton's time to watch idiotic Youtube channels, sometimes at half speed. Rather than being sponsored by legitimate money making companies, they're sponsored by inside jokes that have relevance to a small cult of dozens.

 

[Inebriated Ark Monk]

The 1st half of Steve's presentation was good, 2nd half got really, really boring. Like if there's nothing to say for literally minutes at a time why are you presenting it? This isn't your show where you just play clips for 2 hours and read in a monotone voice from a script (...speaking of which, saying that the casino is less boring than your own show is a major, major L).

 

[jewsernotfound]

amazing display of autism in the chat from the guy seemingly running a poll on what everyone's favorite dinosaur is. poor guy never got an answer from steve but i saw about a dozen or more people actually entertain the goof

 

[All becomes gunt]

I just saw this as I read your post. Its an admittedly pretty funny moment from Steve:

​

View attachment 6894319

A: Do you see my title belt, Steve? ​

S: Oh God, look at that. ​

A: Do you like my title belt, Steve? ​

S: No, its pretty gay, yea.. ​

A: It says PPP right on it Steve! ​

S: hah hah hah​

A: It was only $500, Steve​

S: You wasted 500 bucks on that? ​

A: Aw Steve its not a waste at all, it makes me feel like the champ!​

The whole clip is a good encapsulation of the whole steam. From Steve trying to deliver his story in earnest with patience wearing thin, to PPP's (that's what I call him, PPP) disinterest-fueled ribbing of Steve, to Warski's interest in every other screen than the one his guest is on. Chat was an odd mix of opinions rather than uniform sticker posting.

Holy fucking shit bro. That clip. You'd think what PPP just did would be coming out of the mouth of Tardski. Dear God. HEY DADDY STEVE DID YOU LIKE THE BELT I JUST BOUGHT ? I GET TO BE BIG WRESTLER NOW JUST LIKE CHRIS BENOIT!

 

[dustnight]

After his couple month tenure on KC learning about the Sektur and alogging, Steve could do the funniest thing and start alogging the Casino.

That would only happen if they started some kind of UFO grift.

I also liked when Steve made fun of Warski stutter. I hope those two bozos at least throw him something for coming over so they can be lazy and not prepare anything.

"Hey Steve, thanks a lot there buddy! Here have this plastic pumpkin."

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

I like Steve, but I'm not a fan of the UFO streams. I think there's some comedic potential in Andy and Ashton lore dumping a lolcow to Steve to see how someone divorced from all of it reacts to said information. Imagine trying to explain someone like Ethan Ralph to someone uninitiated.

They kinda did that with Phil who is closer to it but also does that thing where he pretends he doesn't know anything which was pretty funny. Normal questions people ask about Ralph are highly entertaining.

 

[porkWellington]

I just saw this as I read your post. Its an admittedly pretty funny moment from Steve:

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View attachment 6894319

A: Do you see my title belt, Steve? ​

S: Oh God, look at that. ​

A: Do you like my title belt, Steve? ​

S: No, its pretty gay, yea.. ​

A: It says PPP right on it Steve! ​

S: hah hah hah​

A: It was only $500, Steve​

S: You wasted 500 bucks on that? ​

A: Aw Steve its not a waste at all, it makes me feel like the champ!​

The whole clip is a good encapsulation of the whole steam. From Steve trying to deliver his story in earnest with patience wearing thin, to PPP's (that's what I call him, PPP) disinterest-fueled ribbing of Steve, to Warski's interest in every other screen than the one his guest is on. Chat was an odd mix of opinions rather than uniform sticker posting.

It's just Steve and PPP and nothing of value was lost without Warski. Read the maple leaves PPP, ditch Warski and get with Steve. It's sad that Steve even proved to PPP he watches the wrestling grift show and PPP still treats the guy like shit.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

It's just Steve and PPP and nothing of value was lost without Warski. Read the maple leaves PPP, ditch Warski and get with Steve. It's sad that Steve even proved to PPP he watches the wrestling grift show and PPP still treats the guy like shit.

Since AIM AIM AIM, only Ashton and Janny Jim have stayed with Warski. Warski has none of his allies from his pre-Casino days and has gained none since, unless you want to count DSP for half a point (even I'm not inclined to be this generous). Maybe you could give him half a point for periodic Keemstar crumbs (this one has more justification), but other than that, pretty much every e-celeb has abandoned him. Many noped out after Nogsville, more noped out after 2/28/19, more noped out after AIM AIM AIM, more noped out after the Fuck Ralph festival and even the allies that were present on the aforementioned show have all noped out. Andy's paypigs will never nope out, even if he is the last e-celeb standing from the IBS era. Andy's paypigs repel any and all attempts at audience growth, making any audience losses permanent and unrecoverable. PPP would have a long road ahead of him with drastically reduced income for a time, but he could eventually build himself in a new audience over time if he ditched Warski (although Steve would lose in the suggested arrangement). Tardski, without Ashton to provide the more eloquent portion of the equation, is doomed to game streams of dozens (albeit dozens with deep pockets and an addiction to his legacy). Ashton would unironically be better off putting the fries in the bag, because a divorce from Warski's paypigs is worth more than all the money in the world.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Since AIM AIM AIM, only Ashton and Janny Jim have stayed with Warski. Warski has none of his allies from his pre-Casino days and has gained none since, unless you want to count DSP for half a point (even I'm not inclined to be this generous). Maybe you could give him half a point for periodic Keemstar crumbs (this one has more justification), but other than that, pretty much every e-celeb has abandoned him. Many noped out after Nogsville, more noped out after 2/28/19, more noped out after AIM AIM AIM, more noped out after the Fuck Ralph festival and even the allies that were present on the aforementioned show have all noped out. Andy's paypigs will never nope out, even if he is the last e-celeb standing from the IBS era. Andy's paypigs repel any and all attempts at audience growth, making any audience losses permanent and unrecoverable. PPP would have a long road ahead of him with drastically reduced income for a time, but he could eventually build himself in a new audience over time if he ditched Warski (although Steve would lose in the suggested arrangement). Tardski, without Ashton to provide the more eloquent portion of the equation, is doomed to game streams of dozens (albeit dozens with deep pockets and an addiction to his legacy). Ashton would unironically be better off putting the fries in the bag, because a divorce from Warski's paypigs is worth more than all the money in the world.

Cloud and Sep are the only members in the Warski boardroom these days, and he can't even handle them. Just look at what happened to the Felted Express.

I don't really even hate Warski all that much. I actually think it's funny how pissed he makes everyone by taking a piss every 30 minutes and repeating what PPP said a few minutes prior as if it's a genius take he just came up with. He just claps and makes soy faces while resizing windows in OBS. (can you not have scenes set up so you don't need to do this every single time?) Andy being ineffective is basically canon for the Kino Casino now. While I agree if PPP dropped Andy he could be individually successful, it would not be the Casino. The Casino is what it is because it's so low effort. I also fully believe that Andy would find middling success as a solo act due to his small but dedicated retard paypig gooner base (this actually leads to my real complaint of the casino).

My real criticism of the modern day Kino Casino is two-fold. I think the clip channel is inadvertently making the show worse. It gives Andy power to hunt down trends and click bait and this is the true slop content. Now my other and likely main issue with recent Kino Casino is the endless coverage of whore and onlyfan content. There is nothing more mainstream slop than covering what dirty slatterns are up to on the internet. It is the lowest form of content available and PPP uses all his energy on these segments. I turn it off and catch the replay the moment it's a WHOA BUDDY of some greasy whore.