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Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.
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Rudolf's Friend
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Found another schizophrenic, man runs a channel named station 33 and his name is Illumitommy. The whole channel is so weird that I have no idea what the hell its even all about.
Tommy also regularly drops N-bombs while streaming as well. One time I was with a trihard legion, and members of the legion trolled the guy by calling into his stream and sending him shockers and "pornbombs" as Tommy puts it and his reactions were hilarious. To them he was a new version of BT/Oddkast Podcast. He's also apparently been trolled by /pol/ before but I know nothing about that.
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Sasquatch B Studios
A gamedev 'tuber who sold his house to start an indie dev studio despite zero past experience, attempted to make an overscoped game and wasn't able to finish it, then attempted to make a smaller-scale game and wasn't able to finish that either, and just recently managed to finally make a finished product: a very basic Google Play Store-spec farming sim. The channel itself consists of beginner Unity tutorial content and Pirate Software-esque "advice for new devs" videos. An exemplary individual to take advice from, of course. He currently seems to be subsisting on the ~$300-$500 per month that his Patreon brings in.
Not quite funny enough to warrant his own thread, and not as long of a rap sheet as someone like Maldavius Figtree or BlackThornProd. The fact that his channel is still slowly growing (50k subs at the moment) and that he just managed to release something shows there's a slim chance he could escape the downward spiral into cowdom, but its unlikely considering that the thought of "maybe I shouldn't have sold my house to enter an interdisciplinary and saturated field I have no experience in" hasn't seemed to cross his mind. Will continue to keep an eye on this one.
A gamedev 'tuber who sold his house to start an indie dev studio despite zero past experience, attempted to make an overscoped game and wasn't able to finish it, then attempted to make a smaller-scale game and wasn't able to finish that either, and just recently managed to finally make a finished product: a very basic Google Play Store-spec farming sim. The channel itself consists of beginner Unity tutorial content and Pirate Software-esque "advice for new devs" videos. An exemplary individual to take advice from, of course. He currently seems to be subsisting on the ~$300-$500 per month that his Patreon brings in.
Not quite funny enough to warrant his own thread, and not as long of a rap sheet as someone like Maldavius Figtree or BlackThornProd. The fact that his channel is still slowly growing (50k subs at the moment) and that he just managed to release something shows there's a slim chance he could escape the downward spiral into cowdom, but its unlikely considering that the thought of "maybe I shouldn't have sold my house to enter an interdisciplinary and saturated field I have no experience in" hasn't seemed to cross his mind. Will continue to keep an eye on this one.
bigcherry
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I had a personal lolcow I knew when I was in college. This was around 2021, she was a self-proclaimed "traumagenic" DID system TIF, who I was introduced to through my roommate (who was also not great but...for another thread). She went by the "Trubel System". She had a decent online presence, not famous or popular by any means but 17k followers on tiktok, almost 1k followers on twitter, as well as a podcast and a youtube channel, I'd say they were somewhat well known within the online DID community. Unfortunately for you guys, they deleted pretty much all of their social media accounts, except for the podcast page still being up but it's rather boring but I thought I would link it anyways. The youtube channel is still up but all the videos are either privated or deleted.
What I thought was interesting about her, was almost every single person she became close with...somehow realized they were a "system" too, it was like she was the leader of some kind of did faker cult it was insane. She managed to convince 5 people they were systems, including my roommate. I couldn't really do much since I was afraid of dealing with another angry roommate situation and I had just gotten away from my previous shitty roommates. So I just said nothing and observed. I really wish I took screenshots and kept archives but oh well hindsight is 20/20.
What was also interesting, was they she had limited contact with her family (who ig didn't support her being trans but I didnt pry further), and was always calling or facetiming another "system" she meet online called "The System of The Wyld" who still has an active presence on tiktok. I have a feeling this is the person who convinced "trubel" that she was a system. Her content is relatively boring to me, standard did faker bs, "validating" people and spreading misinfo, but feel free to check that out if you care.
I believe what caused "trubels" downfall was that a bunch of her followers- I mean "friends" came out and talked about how they were a really shitty person, abused people, acted like a narc, etc. I believe someone online also came out and talked about trubel potentially assaulted them and engaged in inappropriate sexual discussions with them while they were underage but unfortunately they also deleted their tiktok account so I can't confirm if it's true or not. Pretty sure they got "cancelled" online and were forced to delete.
Here's a youtube video they were in lol, had to go back into some text messages for this, she's the one with the blue hair on the left
Here's the podcast if you're interested in listening but it's pretty boring imo:
What I thought was interesting about her, was almost every single person she became close with...somehow realized they were a "system" too, it was like she was the leader of some kind of did faker cult it was insane. She managed to convince 5 people they were systems, including my roommate. I couldn't really do much since I was afraid of dealing with another angry roommate situation and I had just gotten away from my previous shitty roommates. So I just said nothing and observed. I really wish I took screenshots and kept archives but oh well hindsight is 20/20.
What was also interesting, was they she had limited contact with her family (who ig didn't support her being trans but I didnt pry further), and was always calling or facetiming another "system" she meet online called "The System of The Wyld" who still has an active presence on tiktok. I have a feeling this is the person who convinced "trubel" that she was a system. Her content is relatively boring to me, standard did faker bs, "validating" people and spreading misinfo, but feel free to check that out if you care.
I believe what caused "trubels" downfall was that a bunch of her followers- I mean "friends" came out and talked about how they were a really shitty person, abused people, acted like a narc, etc. I believe someone online also came out and talked about trubel potentially assaulted them and engaged in inappropriate sexual discussions with them while they were underage but unfortunately they also deleted their tiktok account so I can't confirm if it's true or not. Pretty sure they got "cancelled" online and were forced to delete.
Here's a youtube video they were in lol, had to go back into some text messages for this, she's the one with the blue hair on the left
Here's the podcast if you're interested in listening but it's pretty boring imo:
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- Nov 21, 2019
About a year ago I shared a story of a janitor I worked with who was fired for his cowish antics. So I figured I would share some more stories of some people I work and deal with.
1. One of the buildings I work in is a technical school, where you can learn different careers like carpentry and HVAC and what-not. I once had an argument with one student about the benefits of turning your computer off (not putting it to sleep, actually shutting it down) because the only time she would power it off was when the battery died. Said student is a senior in high school. The year prior, said student complained to me that their laptop was a slow piece of shit and would keep freezing at random intervals. I asked if they could take it out so I can have a look at it. They told me they left it at home. In another county. Near the state border. She seemed genuinely annoyed that I couldn't diagnose the problem without it in front of me nor that I was willing to drive near the fucking state border to get her laptop without my boss's approval (and I could tell you that the answer would have been a "hell to the fuck no").
2. One student I had worked with my first year got banned from the two only high schools in the county for trying to start a race riot for basically no reason, on top of other incidents (many of which resulted in him getting the shit beat out of him). When he was at my main school, he did things like bust up his computer so bad we had to give him one of the shitty spares that was supposed to be phased out and jam a wet-floor sign in the ceiling tiles of one of the bathrooms.
3. One student I had worked with my first year destroyed three laptops in the span of a month and then lost his computer privileges for the rest of his middle school career (roughly three weeks) for sending inappropriate messages to an underclassman. His conduct has (apparently) not improved.
4. One of the schools in the county has an email group they use for student issues (e.g. kids skipping class, kids needing to be removed from class, etc.). The name of this email group is similar enough to our helpdesk email group, so every now and again IT gets emails from them meant for this particular email group. In spite of repeated and emphatic insistence, we still get emails meant for this student issue group.
5. One teacher at one of the high schools kept bombarding us with emails stating that the Internet is down in her room. Literally like ten emails in the span of three minutes. Come to find out, the issue is something that the ISP has to fix and she had been told this no more than three times prior to her spamming us. I do not know if she was reprimanded for this, but apparently a pointed remark was made during our back-to-school event for teachers about spamming the helpdesk when we have already told you we have to kick the issue upstairs that she didn't appreciate.
6. One teacher I work with is a total bitch to the kids in her classes. Said teacher had been shuffled around from different classrooms because she is a total bitch to the kids. Prior to my office getting moved to the other side of the building from next to the cafeteria, I could name no less than three separate times that I could discern specific sentences from her screaming at her kids from the cafeteria. Mind you, this is not only through a concrete wall, but through a concrete wall on the other side of the room with me wearing noise-cancelling headphones actively playing music. One of our newer teachers' kid tested out of fourth grade when it was announced she was moving back to teaching fourth grade. I do not have enough evidence to confirm that the announcement prompted the test, but I wouldn't be shocked if that was the case. She also once asked me to go up in the ceiling to move a cord to the other side of her room when she was the kindergarten teacher, only to ask to have it moved back to where it was no more than two months later in an email sent at almost midnight on a school night. The only thing keeping me from telling her to move it herself in a less-than-school-appropriate manner was that her instructional assistant (now the kindergarten teacher) warning me ahead of time and the kids coming in. She was moved out of the class no more than three or so weeks after this request was made. The head custodian in this building was actually a student of hers when she first started teaching and has other stories of her.
7. One kid got his technology privileges revoked after looking up gay porn on a school-issued device. Said student was in the first grade at the time of this incident.
8. One of our techs works in the shittiest school in the county and has to spend nearly his entire morning tracking down where the kids lost their laptops. Some of these students he has to do this for multiple times. The stories he tells me are...flatly insane for want of a better term. It had gotten so bad once that he quit only to be hired back more well-payed than the other techs.
9. One of our techs had his own way of doing things and was less than receptive to people (namely our boss) showing him how to do things another way. To his credit, he was very good at his job. It just so happened that his way of doing things and our way of doing things did not always sync and he did not really like it when other people tell him how to do things. For example, he once wrote down the device names on said devices in silver marker. I still have most of these devices. He also got into quite a few arguments with said bosses on a number of issues, many of which were to small to really warrant an argument. He was eventually let go when our department downsized in the aftermath of a really funny scandal regarding an outside vendor for alternative schooling.
1. One of the buildings I work in is a technical school, where you can learn different careers like carpentry and HVAC and what-not. I once had an argument with one student about the benefits of turning your computer off (not putting it to sleep, actually shutting it down) because the only time she would power it off was when the battery died. Said student is a senior in high school. The year prior, said student complained to me that their laptop was a slow piece of shit and would keep freezing at random intervals. I asked if they could take it out so I can have a look at it. They told me they left it at home. In another county. Near the state border. She seemed genuinely annoyed that I couldn't diagnose the problem without it in front of me nor that I was willing to drive near the fucking state border to get her laptop without my boss's approval (and I could tell you that the answer would have been a "hell to the fuck no").
2. One student I had worked with my first year got banned from the two only high schools in the county for trying to start a race riot for basically no reason, on top of other incidents (many of which resulted in him getting the shit beat out of him). When he was at my main school, he did things like bust up his computer so bad we had to give him one of the shitty spares that was supposed to be phased out and jam a wet-floor sign in the ceiling tiles of one of the bathrooms.
3. One student I had worked with my first year destroyed three laptops in the span of a month and then lost his computer privileges for the rest of his middle school career (roughly three weeks) for sending inappropriate messages to an underclassman. His conduct has (apparently) not improved.
4. One of the schools in the county has an email group they use for student issues (e.g. kids skipping class, kids needing to be removed from class, etc.). The name of this email group is similar enough to our helpdesk email group, so every now and again IT gets emails from them meant for this particular email group. In spite of repeated and emphatic insistence, we still get emails meant for this student issue group.
5. One teacher at one of the high schools kept bombarding us with emails stating that the Internet is down in her room. Literally like ten emails in the span of three minutes. Come to find out, the issue is something that the ISP has to fix and she had been told this no more than three times prior to her spamming us. I do not know if she was reprimanded for this, but apparently a pointed remark was made during our back-to-school event for teachers about spamming the helpdesk when we have already told you we have to kick the issue upstairs that she didn't appreciate.
6. One teacher I work with is a total bitch to the kids in her classes. Said teacher had been shuffled around from different classrooms because she is a total bitch to the kids. Prior to my office getting moved to the other side of the building from next to the cafeteria, I could name no less than three separate times that I could discern specific sentences from her screaming at her kids from the cafeteria. Mind you, this is not only through a concrete wall, but through a concrete wall on the other side of the room with me wearing noise-cancelling headphones actively playing music. One of our newer teachers' kid tested out of fourth grade when it was announced she was moving back to teaching fourth grade. I do not have enough evidence to confirm that the announcement prompted the test, but I wouldn't be shocked if that was the case. She also once asked me to go up in the ceiling to move a cord to the other side of her room when she was the kindergarten teacher, only to ask to have it moved back to where it was no more than two months later in an email sent at almost midnight on a school night. The only thing keeping me from telling her to move it herself in a less-than-school-appropriate manner was that her instructional assistant (now the kindergarten teacher) warning me ahead of time and the kids coming in. She was moved out of the class no more than three or so weeks after this request was made. The head custodian in this building was actually a student of hers when she first started teaching and has other stories of her.
7. One kid got his technology privileges revoked after looking up gay porn on a school-issued device. Said student was in the first grade at the time of this incident.
8. One of our techs works in the shittiest school in the county and has to spend nearly his entire morning tracking down where the kids lost their laptops. Some of these students he has to do this for multiple times. The stories he tells me are...flatly insane for want of a better term. It had gotten so bad once that he quit only to be hired back more well-payed than the other techs.
9. One of our techs had his own way of doing things and was less than receptive to people (namely our boss) showing him how to do things another way. To his credit, he was very good at his job. It just so happened that his way of doing things and our way of doing things did not always sync and he did not really like it when other people tell him how to do things. For example, he once wrote down the device names on said devices in silver marker. I still have most of these devices. He also got into quite a few arguments with said bosses on a number of issues, many of which were to small to really warrant an argument. He was eventually let go when our department downsized in the aftermath of a really funny scandal regarding an outside vendor for alternative schooling.
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They are personal in the sense they are literally in my immediate family. I'd classify both them as the "Toxic Couple" one of them has an autistic child who they disregard for any opinions as they are always causing trouble whether or not one of them being crazy as all hell (One of them claimed they were God and beats his wife.) and the wife obviously enables this while complaining about nothing being done.
It's obvious that they prefer acting like children then helping their own autistic child who was not a child but 20 might as well consider them as such. The fact this child needs support while the two adults are out here being schizos. Is enough. The father is more on the level of personal because he's essentially not even the real father of the child. It's messy and no one wants to even move forward. Truly a fucking lolcow at heart. I long since cut that family off as it was a waste of time.
It's obvious that they prefer acting like children then helping their own autistic child who was not a child but 20 might as well consider them as such. The fact this child needs support while the two adults are out here being schizos. Is enough. The father is more on the level of personal because he's essentially not even the real father of the child. It's messy and no one wants to even move forward. Truly a fucking lolcow at heart. I long since cut that family off as it was a waste of time.
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This guy added me on FB. He posts freestyles like this everyday, what you think boys? Btw we're all already phonebooked so don't cry about opsec plus I don't care.
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average stupid idiot
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Anybody remember this old youtuber named DefineTheLaw real name Peter Weiss? He was pretty ahead of his time in taking a camera out in public and being a massive faggot and getting people upset. I've been trying to find out what he's been up to recently but I can't find anything. I also don't see anything about him on the farms, unless I'm using the search function wrong. Would just love to know what happened to this whacky guy. I think he'd fit in great with today's streamers. Uploading a video of some of his antics, but a lot more can be found on Google/YouTube. I'm also not sure if this is the right place to post this lol.
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I never heard of this guy before but you weren't kidding about him being a massive faggot.
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- Jan 17, 2024
So I was FB friends with this guy for a few years about 7ish years ago, who I was surprised back in the day didn't have a thread on here, I've since tried racking my brain to refind him recently, but not remembering his name has made it difficult, but I figure I'll discribe what made him a personal Lolcow and hope someone else on here knows of him.
This guy was:
- Morbidly Obese & Mixed (Black & White iirc)
- Cried online about racism & ableism (His disability was being the size of smart car) and loved to threaten legal action on various institutions.
- Claimed to be androgynous (clearly just a guy in make up)
- An incel larping as a MGTOW
- Would obsess over random minor female celebrities and iirc was blocked by several.
( The one I remember off hand was the girl that played Topanga on "Boy meets World")
- Was on one of those TV court shows and looked like a jackass
- Really into pro wrestling
This guy was:
- Morbidly Obese & Mixed (Black & White iirc)
- Cried online about racism & ableism (His disability was being the size of smart car) and loved to threaten legal action on various institutions.
- Claimed to be androgynous (clearly just a guy in make up)
- An incel larping as a MGTOW
- Would obsess over random minor female celebrities and iirc was blocked by several.
( The one I remember off hand was the girl that played Topanga on "Boy meets World")
- Was on one of those TV court shows and looked like a jackass
- Really into pro wrestling
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- Dec 6, 2024
Jori Alexandria aka Jordan Alexander Wasper
Massive troon, his own father who raised him turned out to not be his biological dad, chronically on drugs or drunk, makes insane statements like this
Massive troon, his own father who raised him turned out to not be his biological dad, chronically on drugs or drunk, makes insane statements like this
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Sorran23
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There was this Russian girl (I'll call her Nadia) I used to know online and she was such a trashy attention whore. Nadia made up illnesses to gain sympathy from others and would threaten suicide if no one paid attention. She likes to play victim and every time something bad happens because of her, she was the victim. Nadia also complains a lot about how her ex-friends hate her and she goes around trying to get her current friends to hate them.
Nadia also had a creepy obsession with another girl (I'll call her Leila). She would ask Leila's friends very personal questions about her and make them uncomfortable. I know one of Leila's friends blocked her because Nadia only used her to try to get close to Leila. A friend of mine told me that Nadia tried to get them to draw a picture of her and Leila together for free. When my friend refused, Nadia threatened her.
Nadia is constantly looking at Leila's social media and comments on everything Leila posts. One time she took one of Leila's photos and used it as a profile picture.
One thing I'll never forget was how Nadia thought she was like the long lost daughter to some Japanese singer from a Jrock band. She would talk about how she looks like him and that he was her father. (She looked nothing like the dude).
Overall, she was crazy and I never wanna see her around again.
Nadia also had a creepy obsession with another girl (I'll call her Leila). She would ask Leila's friends very personal questions about her and make them uncomfortable. I know one of Leila's friends blocked her because Nadia only used her to try to get close to Leila. A friend of mine told me that Nadia tried to get them to draw a picture of her and Leila together for free. When my friend refused, Nadia threatened her.
Nadia is constantly looking at Leila's social media and comments on everything Leila posts. One time she took one of Leila's photos and used it as a profile picture.
One thing I'll never forget was how Nadia thought she was like the long lost daughter to some Japanese singer from a Jrock band. She would talk about how she looks like him and that he was her father. (She looked nothing like the dude).
Overall, she was crazy and I never wanna see her around again.
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- Oct 28, 2023
In an extremely hilarious turn of events, Bethanii has been either stalking this thread specifically, or searching her name / username on the Farms. Addressing this original post, I made all the way back in January of last year! This was done in August of 2024 - and at this point, I was too busy dealing with real life to even keep up with this absurd hamplanet.
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Also, in the image she tweeted, of my post, you can see she has her own porn videos and Pornhub account pulled up in the tabs. At 3 PM. Classy.
I have no idea who "Dominic" is, I imagine this might be "Britbong" who I have heard about via the Timothy Jenkins / GlassWindowYT thread - but somehow this is the second time some retard has accused me of being an individual I am not solely because I talked about the subject negatively. Also, hilariously defaulting to calling me a "Bird Brain" due to my "DEAD BIRD" username. I am also unsure as to why Britbong of all people, would give a shit about this lady.
Bethanii donates to Null on his streams, she also orbits Lolcow Youtubers of whom are quite the eyebrow raisers themselves. Not to mention she tries to cowtip and constantly fucking tweets about or in response to Ethan Ralph, this is how I have come to know "RaiinbowRave"
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- Oct 26, 2019
More of a horrorcow, but a guy where I live powerleveled to me when I asked why he tells everyone his name is 'Z' and not what his actual name is.
Spoilering key parts of this because it's absolutely disgusting and will make people lose their lunch.
The reason why he does that is because he got in the local news for stripping naked in a McDonalds and wiping shit all over himself and the table he stood on. The voices tell him everyone wants to see him do this nasty thing. Apparently he got legitimately doxed and people came to his then-living-space to harass him and his mother. I suspect it's sexual because he once asked me if "I liked shit" when I told him about the stupid stuff I used to draw as a child. That was before I knew he was a schizo, so once I found that out, it made a lot of sense.
When he got forced into a psychiatric unit, a psychiatrist suggested he take antipsychotics, so he shit on her couch and screamed at her.
He has, in fact, had at least two episodes while I have lived here. I found his shit-covered terry towels neatly folded up in a paper bag in the basement. He thinks weed is a good medication for it, even though it just makes him kind of paranoid. I'm honestly scared of him because he got mad at me when he asked if he smelled like weed and I was getting tired of him asking me this when yes, he does smell like weed after smoking it. I'm also about 80 percent sure he's the reason there's a big wet spot near my door that smelled like shit when it first showed up. I thought another person's sick dog had an accident, but she hadn't left her apartment that day.
For what it's worth, when I searched his name and McD's, I couldn't find anything. I'm not sure if he got it scrubbed somehow or Google's just that crappy nowadays.
Spoilering key parts of this because it's absolutely disgusting and will make people lose their lunch.
The reason why he does that is because he got in the local news for stripping naked in a McDonalds and wiping shit all over himself and the table he stood on. The voices tell him everyone wants to see him do this nasty thing. Apparently he got legitimately doxed and people came to his then-living-space to harass him and his mother. I suspect it's sexual because he once asked me if "I liked shit" when I told him about the stupid stuff I used to draw as a child. That was before I knew he was a schizo, so once I found that out, it made a lot of sense.
When he got forced into a psychiatric unit, a psychiatrist suggested he take antipsychotics, so he shit on her couch and screamed at her.
He has, in fact, had at least two episodes while I have lived here. I found his shit-covered terry towels neatly folded up in a paper bag in the basement. He thinks weed is a good medication for it, even though it just makes him kind of paranoid. I'm honestly scared of him because he got mad at me when he asked if he smelled like weed and I was getting tired of him asking me this when yes, he does smell like weed after smoking it. I'm also about 80 percent sure he's the reason there's a big wet spot near my door that smelled like shit when it first showed up. I thought another person's sick dog had an accident, but she hadn't left her apartment that day.
For what it's worth, when I searched his name and McD's, I couldn't find anything. I'm not sure if he got it scrubbed somehow or Google's just that crappy nowadays.
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kiwifarmer01
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I have a story from when I was in school about someone called Jake who just went of the boil. I'll try to remember everything I can about him.
So I can't really remember anything about him up until around year 8 or 9. The first time I looked face to face at him was in an IT lesson and he had long brown hair and a thick posh London accent (basically just how all Americans think we sound like.) At first he seemed a little weird like making shit jokes or refering to people as their gamer tags or discord names but it was year 9 we were all fucking cringe.
But things took a turn at sixth form because Jake unofficially changed his name to Kenzie (nobody wanted to call him that so we all referred to him as kdog,) and changed his pronouns to a they instead of a he. Now I for one don't really give a shit what other people do with their identity but boy was it entertaining watching everyone make fun of him for being a retard.
Now as I'm sure it's no shock to anyone he took drama as an A level which meant he had to do a performance. The play was a summerized version of wartime play, basically all's you need to know is that there is a scene where a nazi has to shout "HIEL HITLER" and Jake really pushed to play this part. It was a running joke before this that Jake was a nazi, now I don't remember where it stems from but at some point I think he got a little too neo thinking in history or something like that. But at any rate it was fucking hilarious watching him scream that shit loud and proud, you could here people snigger as he said it.
Now if so far your thinking "you know this Jake kid is a little weird but I'm sure he's just a bit retarded and he means no harm" well there have been occasions where he emotionally manipulates his classmates in drama in to being his friend by doing ye ol suicide bait. At one point there is a video of him yelling at one of his 'friends' in like a almost drama-esc tone. There is a video that could get my point across but unfortunately I don't have it, but don't worry I have an even better video that is the reason for me deciding to make this post in the first place. It's both funny and disgusting.
So Jake took history for a level and every couple years they plan a trip for year 12,13 and 11. Now on this trip Jake got the hots for one of these girls and wanted to ask her out. I think you know where this is going, yes she was 15, he was 18. Now if that wasn't bad enough already how he decided to get his way was even worse. He asked the girl to meet him somewhere and then have someone film the event. Folks, I have the video and it's really not easy to watch.
After this she later broke up with him because she said she felt pressured and scared.
Also one more titbit apparently he tried to get held back a year even though his grades were all good enough to not need that. Almost like he wanted to stay with the kids.
And that's where I'm going to leave it. I have lots of other people I could talk about like the kid who threatened to shoot someone with their dads shotgun or the kid that is basically the spiritual successor to Chris chan but I choose this person because of the video I could accompany with it.
So I can't really remember anything about him up until around year 8 or 9. The first time I looked face to face at him was in an IT lesson and he had long brown hair and a thick posh London accent (basically just how all Americans think we sound like.) At first he seemed a little weird like making shit jokes or refering to people as their gamer tags or discord names but it was year 9 we were all fucking cringe.
But things took a turn at sixth form because Jake unofficially changed his name to Kenzie (nobody wanted to call him that so we all referred to him as kdog,) and changed his pronouns to a they instead of a he. Now I for one don't really give a shit what other people do with their identity but boy was it entertaining watching everyone make fun of him for being a retard.
Now as I'm sure it's no shock to anyone he took drama as an A level which meant he had to do a performance. The play was a summerized version of wartime play, basically all's you need to know is that there is a scene where a nazi has to shout "HIEL HITLER" and Jake really pushed to play this part. It was a running joke before this that Jake was a nazi, now I don't remember where it stems from but at some point I think he got a little too neo thinking in history or something like that. But at any rate it was fucking hilarious watching him scream that shit loud and proud, you could here people snigger as he said it.
Now if so far your thinking "you know this Jake kid is a little weird but I'm sure he's just a bit retarded and he means no harm" well there have been occasions where he emotionally manipulates his classmates in drama in to being his friend by doing ye ol suicide bait. At one point there is a video of him yelling at one of his 'friends' in like a almost drama-esc tone. There is a video that could get my point across but unfortunately I don't have it, but don't worry I have an even better video that is the reason for me deciding to make this post in the first place. It's both funny and disgusting.
So Jake took history for a level and every couple years they plan a trip for year 12,13 and 11. Now on this trip Jake got the hots for one of these girls and wanted to ask her out. I think you know where this is going, yes she was 15, he was 18. Now if that wasn't bad enough already how he decided to get his way was even worse. He asked the girl to meet him somewhere and then have someone film the event. Folks, I have the video and it's really not easy to watch.
After this she later broke up with him because she said she felt pressured and scared.
Also one more titbit apparently he tried to get held back a year even though his grades were all good enough to not need that. Almost like he wanted to stay with the kids.
And that's where I'm going to leave it. I have lots of other people I could talk about like the kid who threatened to shoot someone with their dads shotgun or the kid that is basically the spiritual successor to Chris chan but I choose this person because of the video I could accompany with it.
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Have to be honest, I was wondering if this was going to end with you admitting to being this guy or an ex-gf, with your burner-style username.
Hopefully he's got some sort of more harmless delays and tism and has the right forces in his life to keep him from paths of degen behaviors, crime, and sin. 18 is a little too young to use suicide-baiting as proof of him being some sort of total psycho vs. just an immature autist.
People don't come up with tranny shit and Discord tags out of nowhere- seems pretty likely this guy was getting groomed/brainrotted by some corner of the internet in his high school years. Many cases, very sad.
kiwifarmer01
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He used to be moderator on this like mental health discord where if you want help then you go to these people instead of actual professionals kinda strangle place ngl. I also heard he was talking to another 15 year old on that server no shock there. Also just to clarify the person he asked out broke up with him later that day for the reasons I gave it wasn't after like a week or month, hope she is doing ok now.
brownsuagrbubbletea
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Sperg but God those servers are always a place for trouble from my experience like I can understand not having a safe space to actually talk about stuff but half of the time it becomes a very awkward hugbox plus supppperrrr awkward if it allows all ages/mix of adults and children in there bc you know someone is gonna be called out for being a nonced sooner or later
Horpach
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An IRL friend of mine has sadly fallen into micro-lolcowdom in my eyes. The guy is a mathematics major, and has recently become insufferably obsessed with AI to the degree that would make a LinkedIndian blush. He's been talking about very little but the latest hottest models for the past couple months, and when I try to steer the conversation to our previously usual topics (math nerd shit) he keeps telling me how he can prompt-craft this latest 5 billion weights model from Google/etc. to generate answers and proofs and how convenient it all is. The real descent into cowdom came this week when he told me how he's generating not just the proof prototypes but major sections of his master's thesis' actual text. I usually go along with him but I had to tell him this time that that is a surefire way to get blasted by examination board for plagiarism, and that he should at least ask his instructing professor and be as transparent as possible, and he responded by saying he just wants to be done with the thesis, and is not gonna tell anyone. I'm quite dreading to hear from him in a couple months' time the inevitable conclusion that he now has a permanently stained record for academic integrity violations.
countrybumpkin
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I read an insane comment on Reddit and checked their history to see if they were for real or just trolling. They're real, and now they are my very own, lolcow. The person (who goes by the name wholepie5) is a fatty who's always going on about "real-sized women," wants to add "wos" (woman of size") to the lgbt alphabet soup, and has severe anger issues. She had a job once and was fired, but she refuses to look for another. She wants her boyfriend to buy an expensive truck (that she will also drive), but doesn't want him to negotiate the price because that's "low class." She also doesn't want him to buy a Switch2, because she wants him to use that money to buy her dinner. Also, she's too lazy to turn off the water when she's not using it.
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