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It's a shame this game released in the shadow of Concord's failure. I feel like it never really got the hate and mockery it deserved.

Its important for games to have their own thread, that was not done for Unknown9. Now the mockery is all over the place and it dont look like it got what it deserved. So dont forget to make own threads for games folks, 2025 is the year of the woke seethe.
 
Lara is held at gun point by the two henchmen and one feels her up looking for a key. She knees him in the balls and gets away with it
Wow, a woman attacks a man sexually assaulting her. Were you waiting for him to continue after he got his balls whacked? You're upset at an attractive women doing cool things, the gooners are honest that they want the anime waifus with extreme ballistics you're just seething and disguising it as pseudo-intellectualism. Gaming has always been a nerdy mans hobby and nerdy men like attractive women with big tits doing cool things whilst tastefully showing their big tits, so they make games where attractive women with big tits do cool shit looking good while they do it. You are thinking too much into this relax, they're just video games, pixels on a screen to relax and unwind with after 12 hours in the excel mines.
 
Lara is held at gun point by the two henchmen and one feels her up looking for a key. She knees him in the balls and gets away with it.
Have you ever seen an action movie before? In the real world John McClane would have been riddled with bullets and bled out inside the vents of Nakatomi plaza, Rambo would have been tortured to death by the Viet Cong and Jean Claude Van-Damme would have got his shit shoved in by Tong Po because you can't master kickboxing with a couple weeks of lessons.

Tomb Raider is a dumb action game, so of course the main character is going to do larger-than-life things for the purposes of entertainment.
 
Have you ever seen an action movie before? In the real world John McClane would have been riddled with bullets and bled out inside the vents of Nakatomi plaza, Rambo would have been tortured to death by the Viet Cong and Jean Claude Van-Damme would have got his shit shoved in by Tong Po because you can't master kickboxing with a couple weeks of lessons.

Tomb Raider is a dumb action game, so of course the main character is going to do larger-than-life things for the purposes of entertainment.
How does that change that Rey is down stream from Lara? If it's dumb Rey does it as a diversity role than it's dumb Lara does the same thing. How does it being a movie trope change that they are the same character and you can't promote one without the other?
 
How does that change that Rey is down stream from Lara? If it's dumb Rey does it as a diversity role than it's dumb Lara does the same thing. How does it being a movie trope change that they are the same character and you can't promote one without the other?
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You write like Terry Davis without the charm or humor.
 
There's no difference in those characters once you strip away the character arch type
so why do people love luke but hate rey? can't be muh soggy knees since lara was obviously popular.
seems there's more to it than MUH ARCHETYPE, which I already explained to you isn't a 90's thing either.

this wokeshit discussion has been going on long enough that fucking everyone should understand by now it's not about archetype or even looks or whatever you try to correlate with your limited understanding, but not writing absolute shit characters with shit stories.
 
If Indiana Jones can be Lara Croft, then Luke Skywalker can be Rey. There's no difference in those characters once you strip away the character arch type. It's a female version of a popular male character stepping on men to look strong in a masculine role.
You're still going with this retardation? I swear, you're going to get a nice pink triangle one day if you keep derailing threads with your hot(wrong) takes.
 
How does that change that Rey is down stream from Lara?
Is Lara down stream from Brunhild from the Nibelungen Saga?
I agree that the image of Lara was appropriated for some discussions about feminism, but painting any depiction of a physically capable woman as subversion is simply an Islamic mindset.
 
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Jon Del Aroz is claiming he's being "cancelled". Jon, honey, if people were trying to "cancel" you, they'd be going after your publishers, trying to get you deplatormed, mass reporting your content on Youtube.

Weird. I don't see any of that happening. All I see is people pointing and laughing at you being really, really stupid and overestimating your value to the community at large.
 
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Jon Del Aroz is claiming he's being "cancelled". Jon, honey, if people were trying to "cancel" you, they'd be going after your publishers, trying to get you deplatormed, mass reporting your content on Youtube.

Weird. I don't see any of that happening. All I see is people pointing and laughing at you being really, really stupid and overestimating your value to the community at large.
His degenerate brony past came to light thanks to the autistic fujoshi known as Madam Savvy:
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Him and his little butt buddy BOTH need that triangle.
I'm not following this retarded discussion, is someone else derailing the thread as well?
His degenerate brony past came to light thanks to the autistic fujoshi known as Madam Savvy:
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I will never understand people openly declaring themselves furries or bronies. This is like admitting you shit your pants, you're just embarrassing yourself.
 
Samus wasn't relevant and wasn't marketed as THE WOMAN WHO BEATS MEN!
You're right. By the time Super Metroid came out Samus was marketed as a woman who beats giant aliens that take up half the screen(or in one case 3 screens tall), taking out an entire planet's worth of space pirates and shit by herself. Oh wait, that was still before Tomb Raider.

I'm all for calling out dumb gooner/grifter bullshit, but what the fuck do you think was going on in the 90s? What next, comics in the 70s-90s featuring female characters beating male combatants was causing people to troon out then as well? What about action movies in the 80s and 90s? If this was all over video games, comics, movies, TV shows(Xena would be an example of this on TV, also Buffy, plenty of others) how the hell are there any men remaining to this day due to this non-existent cockpocalypse of men chopping their genitals off and wearing dresses?
 
I'm pretty sure it's okay for the video game protagonist in a game that features combat to be depicted winning fights.
Wrong, child. This is propaganda you are suggesting, Lara Croft killing men is turning little boys gay, you are now responsible for little Billy, now Bertha, hanging herself 5 years from now. Your terrible delusions have cost someone their life, cyberstalker. Enjoy prison.
 
Could you go back to your porn games and let people have a discussion of the rise of masculine women, women being hyper sluts and other "girl power" cultural shifts of the 90s? Shifts Lara and the Spice girls were pushed as representing during it's peak. Lara was often put right next to feminist ranting in magazines and presented as an ideal role model for 90's girls.
You're urinating into the wind 90s leftists are angry the leftist had no actual interest in sexual liberation it was just a way of attacking social norms.

And I'm be honest the old Tomb Raider games are actually pretty awful I prefer the newer ones they're much more fun to play but I prefer gameplay .

I like the generally more gritty atmosphere.

As for degenerate weirdos as someone who's been there and done that and had to deal with them in creative spaces yeah they should be kicked out of any team immediately no furries no transgenders no sexual weirdos.

I'll defend the degenerate furry pony lover if you were doing something five years ago and you're currently not doing something you clearly changed as a person a lot of people change over the years.

The term grifters lost all meaning I'm sorry if the person who they're calling a grifter is actually creating products that people wanna buy and they're not and they're bringing up stuff that he did decades in the past which is something the anti SJWS was supposedly against yeah you're using the exact same style of tactics but I wouldn't expect anything else from 90s left wing.

Fake conservatives
 
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