DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Looks like LolcowLive was milking the totally not Lolcow DSP

He could have made 50k minimum for this.

What XXXL did to Phil yesterday was worse. And also free.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Okay guys he attempted to do a push up and fail miserably. 25 in 26 seconds my ass. Detractors keep winning.


Tin foil hat time: Triple Pee may had convince dsp behind the scenes to get all this camera angles for this very thing, to make him a court jester for all to see. So either this is some subtle trolling or is just coincidence. Regardless we have content for a few month until dsp takes out the camera angles because "they are toxic and can dox me and my mo-wife"

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Social isolation is linked to an increased risk of developing dementia.

And obesity. Lol

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

I have questions. Namely, will this take up the entire stream, and how many people will he ban for trying to help him?
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He probably has to update the driver. This is such a non-issue, but only Phil would think to go to social media to crash out about it.

"I hope WE can figure out some kind of solution this week so WE can make money and have a successful stream, that way WE can beat those evil DETRACTORS!"

Phil, this problem only affects you. No one else, even your wheelchair retards, cares.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Mirror image DSP is insane. You get used to his droopy mouth I guess so when it's reversed it really stands out.

the way his mouth move when he talks is so fucking weird. its like his lips dont change shape to form the actual sounds. they just flap up and down perfectly parallel to each other. that stroke must have killed all the nerves in his lips

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

So just in the last 6 months, we've gotten the WWE Champions admission, "misspeaking" about tax money going to other things, and now this, and these are all multi year lies, not just 1 offs where it never was brought up again. And he still gets mad when people question his honesty, like there's any reason to believe a word he says about the most innocent of things.

He is absolutely serious in that video. No hint he was just joking. It was also more than a 25. I think it was a 100 or 50 dollars no?

Didn't this faggot lose his shit at chat for saying he should do them on camera and banned the guy who offered money to do them to begin with?

Now he was just joking?

What a noxious soulless cunt.

I had to go back to that clip because I knew Andy and Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) reacted to that moment.

This is Phil's current retcon of the 25 push-ups incident:

43:15 "[...]and I was fucking with people, I was like "oh, I went over right over here and I did 10 off-camera-" or no, I think I said I did 25 off-camera"

This is the original moment:

1:35 "He should pay up, [...]now you're not gonna do it because you're an asshole. [...]Fuck you, no, I MEAN THAT, fuck you. [...]Either you tip the 200 dollars or you get the fuck out of here because you're a liar."
(Just fucking with people, guys!)

And THIS is Kino Casino reacting to that same clip:

This is why you just CAN'T feel bad for Phil. Not only is he lying and rewriting a moment where he was legit a fucking asshole, but he's lying to someone he shouldn't be lying to (since "Ash" is the closest thing to a friend Phil has now) and he's doing it even though said person already reacted to that moment.
Literally no reason to lie and still does it. This is why you can't trust a word Phil says and also why people clip these moments all the time, because otherwise Phil will always pretend it never happened.

 

[Corpun]

He also refuses to go artifact hunting which would buff his stats and which is the easiest way to make money in the games. He doesn't explore at all and just beelines towards quest markers as with every other game.

HOLY SHIT!

No wonder he is suffering through this. Artifact hunting makes any of these game's difficulty drop pretty well once you have sold enough. This really is the one TIHYDP I am looking forward too. Speaking of detractor vids, has anyone released a top 10 worst moments of 2024 video yet?

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

HOLY SHIT!

No wonder he is suffering through this. Artifact hunting makes any of these game's difficulty drop pretty well once you have sold enough. This really is the one TIHYDP I am looking forward too. Speaking of detractor vids, has anyone released a top 10 worst moments of 2024 video yet?

I know Proper was working on one, but Phil keeps digging the hole deeper

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

He could have made 50k minimum for this.

What XXXL did to Phil yesterday was worse. And also free.

Theoretical question. As it seems that Phil is alienating more and more whales along with the KC velcro wallets drying up, do you think it is possible that he will try to crawl into Keem's midget armed embrace?

 

[Balr0g]

Theoretical question. As it seems that Phil is alienating more and more whales along with the KC velcro wallets drying up, do you think it is possible that he will try to crawl into Keem's midget armed embrace?

I bet should IronChef finally run dry Phil's luck will bring him another whale he can milk for dent bucks

 

[00R-Gundam]

Guys i have bad news for yall Khet enjoyers. Now that the camera angles exist in the room, Fat Khet will never step into that room or she risks getting made fun of(more than usual) although i think she must have put on more weight.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Theoretical question. As it seems that Phil is alienating more and more whales along with the KC velcro wallets drying up, do you think it is possible that he will try to crawl into Keem's midget armed embrace?

Phil did that "interview" with Keem last year during the Queen arc where they sucked each other off (plz rate this as Islamic). I think the door is open and it's only a matter of time.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Guys i have bad news for yall Khet enjoyers. Now that the camera angles exist in the room, Fat Khet will never step into that room or she risks getting made fun of(more than usual) although i think she must have put on more weight.

Totally serious---Phil has to turn sideways to get out of the room because his setup is so fucked. There's absolutely no way Kat can get through the door into the office without knocking everything over.

 

[Jang Joo]

I want awful things to happen to DSP so badly.

He has to wake up every day and live as Phil Burnell

 

[porkypork99]

I disagree that dsp has this life cause he wants it, he has the life he has because he was bullied as a child and shame is one of the hardest feeling to process.

everything in his life today(including his authistic schedule ) is a result of a strong need to avoid feeling anything(shame)+laziness and terrible parenting. He mentioned in the past parents drama and cheating( probably some unprocessed big trauma there too).

saying phil has the life he has because he wants it that way is like saying someone is limping from the right leg after an injury because he wants it that way.

its the result of adaptive learned behaviors.

 

[00R-Gundam]

He has to wake up every day and live as Phil Burnell

Wrong stalker child. Phil Burnell, owner of DSP Enterprises and Youtube conter creator provider is living his best life right now. He has internet friends, a gay e-girl gaming set up and he is crowdfunded by people who has mental problems. Doesnt cook and just eats doordash all day and has a beautiful model of a wife. Clearly you would understand if you were a mature adult, which you're not stalker child.

 

[porkypork99]

Hiding often accompanies behaviors that are themselves a trigger for further shame, such as addictions, compulsive behaviors, harsh self-criticism, or self-denigration. Self-observation that is often prompted by shame, and felt as regret, provides an opportunity to learn, change, improve, or do something differently the next time around.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/intense-emotions-and-strong-feelings/201104/shame-concealed-contagious-and-dangerous-emotion

 

[00R-Gundam]

Hiding often accompanies behaviors that are themselves a trigger for further shame, such as addictions, compulsive behaviors, harsh self-criticism, or self-denigration. Self-observation that is often prompted by shame, and felt as regret, provides an opportunity to learn, change, improve, or do something differently the next time around.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/intense-emotions-and-strong-feelings/201104/shame-concealed-contagious-and-dangerous-emotion

Are you steve of the dead?

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I step out of the DSPhere for a few days and come back to Triple Bypass (that's what I call him, Triple Bypass) making Dave dance like a monkey and make a complete mockery out of his inability to do a single fucking pushup when he supposedly did those 25 invisible pushups without problem? Maybe I should take more vacations from Dave more often, seems like interesting shit always happens when I leave.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Ninja Gaiden 2 Black stealth dropped today and I really, really hope Phil plays it. It's been far too long since he got his ass reamed by a proper action game. I'm sure he'll make a dumb excuse to duck it, though.
Edit: I played the first stage and the damage you take seems nerfed a bit like it was in Sigma 2, and there are added save points. But the enemies are just as aggressive. I don't think Phil has ever played a 3d Ninja Gaiden game so he will be like a babe in the woods. This is one series where Phil's preferred tactic of facetanking everything absolutely will not work.