Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Al from Dadeville]

12. Crashing the Mustang and ending up in a wheelchair being fed through a bag, shitting and pissing through another bag, only able to communicate via blinking in morse code.

13. Shitting into a bag after having his descending colon destroyed by Jamaican dudes

 

[ChromaQuack]

13. Shitting into a bag after having his descending colon destroyed by Jamaican dudes

Who's to say he isn't already doing this? I'd like to present the Hedo II vacation as circumstantial evidence that he has, indeed, had his descending colon in a destroyed (like Qayla's body) state for at least two years.

 

[Lian Xing]

How long til he's in prison again? A year? Two?

Prison? He won’t see 2026 at this rate.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Prison? He won’t see 2026 at this rate.

It's funny that his gravestone will say "here lies Nicholas Robert Rekieta", he won't weasel out of that one.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Branca is a little bitch for being vague and pussyfooting around. Name names, faggot.

Branca is a little bitch. He'll only call someone out when it's a woman.

 

[Shig O'nella]

It's funny that his gravestone will say "here lies Nicholas Robert Rekieta", he won't weasel out of that one.

Pour a ton or so of concrete just to make sure.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I wonder how all the people that were sweeping for Nick will deal with the fact he does plead guilty.
All that twisting of narratives and unconditional defending of the junkie faggot and in the end they were all wrong.

Barnes just lied and was wrong.
Viva Frei is the smug-grin Leafaggot believed all the lies, was wrong.
Horsie Mayr was duped by Nick into hosting his lies about the government and involved people, was also wrong.

All the people that helped Nick sweep must be feeling really fucking stupid.

 

[Canard]

I wonder how all the people that were sweeping for Nick will deal with the fact he does plead guilty.
All that twisting of narratives and unconditional defending of the junkie faggot and in the end they were all wrong.

Barnes just lied and was wrong.
Viva Frei is the smug-grin Leafaggot believed all the lies, was wrong.
Horsie Mayr was duped by Nick into hosting his lies about the government and involved people, was also wrong.

All the people that helped Nick sweep must be feeling really fucking stupid.

Well it will be the usual muh gobernment being bad. But they really should be disappointed that Nick did not take this to bitter end. They would have won in the supreme court...

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Pour a ton or so of concrete just to make sure.

His lies are enough to bury him.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I wonder how all the people that were sweeping for Nick will deal with the fact he does plead guilty.
All that twisting of narratives and unconditional defending of the junkie faggot and in the end they were all wrong.

Barnes just lied and was wrong.
Viva Frei is the smug-grin Leafaggot believed all the lies, was wrong.
Horsie Mayr was duped by Nick into hosting his lies about the government and involved people, was also wrong.

All the people that helped Nick sweep must be feeling really fucking stupid.

My guess is they'll go with a combo of Nick did it to get it all over with for the kids + the government let him plead because they knew it was bullshit and they'd eventually lose if he fought.

 

[Melty Butter]

Crossposting from the legal thread bc I didn't see this information posted here. (I didn't realize Null received permission to stream this. Did I miss something?)

Audio or video footage of tomorrow’s pleading will fall during the next episode of MATI, (Nulls stream.) Rekieta is due in court at 11:15am Central, & MATI starts at 12:00pm Eastern, & since 12pm Eastern is 11:00am Central, Rackets plea starts at approximately 15 minutes into MATI tomorrow morning/ afternoon.

Anyone know if it will be a live feed, or if it’ll be recorded & made available after the fact? It’d be pretty cool to watch in real time during MATI, but it’s not often that such bright things align.

Rumble Link to MATI

 

[Maude Snew]

One "show" does not a return make.

Ah yes but have you considered one monkey no stop no show?

 

[Niggernerd]

Crossposting from the legal thread bc I didn't see this information posted here. (I didn't realize Null received permission to stream this. Did I miss something?)

Rumble Link to MATI

He told the judge he was the editor in chief of the illustrious kiwi stream as a matter of fact. Turned out the judge is a big kiwi fan if you wanna know the truth about it!

 

[Strix454]

Barnes just lied and was wrong.
Viva Frei is the smug-grin Leafaggot believed all the lies, was wrong.
Horsie Mayr was duped by Nick into hosting his lies about the government and involved people, was also wrong.

Barnes will just be slightly disappointed in Nick for not fighting hard enough because....kids. Barnes will talk about how Nick had the strongest case ever based on admiralty law and the articles of confederation. How Nick could have busted the whole corrupt system wide open if he had just fought more. Nick was just one appeal away from fixing the whole constitution with one simple hack of the legal system.

Viva Frei will just smile and agree with whatever Barnes says. Because he doesn't know anything anyway.

Chrissie Mayr is ironically reasonable for everything that happened with Nick including his arrest. Chrissie scheduled that comedy show at that bowling alley in St. Cloud where Nick met Aaron. She invited Nick to the comedy show. She no-showed the comedy show causing Nick to swing with Aaron rather than with Chrissie.

How long til he's in prison again? A year? Two?

Will he even live long enough to see prison? He has such an addict brain that it seems like sooner or later he is going to find himself in a health crisis. Those hands and fingernails really suggest that he has not let up on a whole set of bad habits since his arrest and he has picked up alot of new ones. He should be getting better doing drug testing and staying clean, but he isn't.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

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There are many, many more positive comments.

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Looks like he still has a significant audience that adores him.

Who are these people still in his comments?!
Like what is wrong with you dudes where you and how much did you miss?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Stream was giving off Requiem for a Dream vibes. Feel so bad for those kids.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I'm ready for Nick to show up in his best studded belt for the hearing.

 

[Pure Soap]

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Who are these people still in his comments?!
Like what is wrong with you dudes where you and how much did you miss?

They’re either fellow druggies, people with a crippling parasocial relationship, or just garden variety retards. Take your pick.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

12. Crashing the Mustang and ending up in a wheelchair being fed through a bag, shitting and pissing through another bag, only able to communicate via blinking in morse code.

Omg a "Butterfly and the Diving Bell" arc for Nick would be a fate worse than hell for Rackets especially. He'd do 9 hour livestreams carefully typing out his text-to-speech whataboutisms and pseudo-gotchas and Cops at Denny's jokes because he needs for people to continue hearing his dogshit takes he thinks are messianic-level smart.

It'd be like a Black Mirror episode but lulsy.

 

[Spergichu]

I'm ready for Nick to show up in his best studded belt for the hearing.

He'll show up in a baseball jersey and skull-embroidered jeans in honor of his best friend, Ethan Ralph.