Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 195 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 787 56.8%

  • Total voters
    1,385
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"I'm completely in the dark", says Jack when exposed to a strainer, such a alien contraption to him
 
Also likely doesn't know any of those biblical characters

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I like how Jack confused David with Jacob, since that's the character I most remember fighting with God. Moses listened mainly to God, not spoke to as much, and even then others have too like Samuel and several of the Judges/Prophets. Paul has fucking nothing compared to Job, and David also did wrong to God, namely sending Uriah to his death.

I also love the lack of reference to Solomon and his noted just judgments.

Such a real Christian.
 
He's such a prick. He looks at the camera and shrugs while making a face, acting like he's Jim from The Office, when she is sharing information that she is obviously very passionate about.

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"guhhh can yu guis beleeve dis annoying bitch? whensshe gunna shut the fuckuuup"

Why did you even have her on in the first place, you fat cunt?
 
"guhhh can yu guis beleeve dis annoying bitch? whensshe gunna shut the fuckuuup"

Why did you even have her on in the first place, you fat cunt?
IIRC this is the lady who started her own YouTube channel as part of the FagPack where Jack would "consult" newcomers on how to make it big. I am currently drunk though so I could be mistaken. If I am right then I guess this could be an attempt to boost her channel again to show that his original attempt to get her started wasn't a complete failure.
 
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Jack is back to sucking Elon's dick and LARPing as a creator.
He'll soon be back to complaining about engagement farming and X doing nothing to stop it. I look forward to the first livestream since the sieg heil and seeing him try to deflect any questions about it.

TamHam's dumptruck made it into the picture.
 
Aw, I missed Jr sperging about us calling his mom Hammy. We must do better and endeavour to call her by her full, legal name: Hamara Hamders Scalfatty.
Hey now we don't know if it was Jr. Jr is a very busy man with his perma bulk season and calling people nigger when he rants while playing CoD anbd not working. He also has a fat wife he's trapped into his worthless life. Much too busy to come onto the farms, read(!) and then make an account trying to stealthily stop people describing the Hammy the enabler and her manchild, crippled wendigo husband 'Jack the Fat Scalfani'.
 
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