Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 14.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 114 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 84 18.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 193 41.8%

  • Total voters
    462
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If I had to guess, he was fighting for the part written in pen. If that's true, it's quite noble of him.

However, it doesn't change the fact that his child tested positive for cocaine, and he would still do cocaine again if it were legal (as he said). In other words, I still think he's an unrepentant asshole.
That writein will make his likely violation of probation interesting. Not only will he get jail, Kayla and April might no longer have their cases dismissed (unless their cases is set in stone now).
 
  • Plead guilty to amended charge of drug possession in the third degree
  • Statutory stay of adjudication pursuant to Minn. Stat. §152.18
  • Remaining terms of the sentence at Court’s discretion
  • State drops all other charges.
  • State dismisses 34-CR-21-342 against Kayla Rekieta and case against April Imholte

So does that mean Aaron's super-sekreet insider "source" about the state insisting on a no-contact order as to April was either A) full of shit or B) truthfully relaying whatever bullshit Nick relayed through him? Because there's certainly nothing like that in the document. How heartwarming to know that the kids can again have two mommies any day now.

If I had to guess, he was fighting for the part written in pen. If that's true, it's quite noble of him.

While he will certainly spin that as him having heroically jumped on the grenade for their sake, there still is one scenario where that provision could have been purely self-serving: if there's any truth to Keanu's and Aaron's recent teases that they've been holding back worse shit about Nick that April's had to say, and/or if there's any truth to Aaron's earlier teases that Kandiyohi County suspected Nick of worse shit regarding the children enough that it was under ongoing investigation that never reached the point of new charges, then Nick would have every incentive to get Kayla and April fully in the clear in hopes that gratitude would keep them silent. In that case the gambit would probably work and we'll never get to know.
 
All that bullshit over a slap on the wrist? Some government conspiracy.
Ha, yes indeed. Minnesota though. I said quite a while ago that those waiting for a harsh punishment are likely going to be disappointed.

In a way it makes sense. They have given Nick the best possible way to rehabilitate his life with this and be able to provide for his family, with the state watching him.

Did anyone see how long he is monitored for? On mobile.
 
Ha, yes indeed. Minnesota though. I said quite a while ago that those waiting for a harsh punishment are likely going to be disappointed.

In a way it makes sense. They have given Nick the best possible way to rehabilitate his life with this and be able to provide for his family, with the state watching him.
People still have this idea Minnesota is some normal Midwest state. It's more left wing than California on certain topics. The only real hope was the DA having a vendetta against him and even though he tried to create one it wasn't enough.
 
Great, cant wait in 3month to hear his galaxy gase'd voice acking about "see kiwifags, i didnt gave my daughter any cocaine, there were no charges about it after all"
Too Coherent. His brain is gonna be about 20 IQ points lower 3 months from now. I know that's hard to believe but we're gonna see him approach lower than Forest Gump.

Rekieta actually went to college for a creative writing degree, he wanted to be a Hollywood writer.
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Well nick congratulations. You've earned a drink!
Time to party a bit.
Shoot some gas, and drink up!
:drink: :really: cheers!
 
Rekieta actually went to college for a creative writing degree, he wanted to be a Hollywood writer.
Ironically, his life is actually like something a bad Hollywood writer might come up with, or an insanely bad director, like Tommy Wiseau. His literal life is like an even more demented version of The Room. "I did not dose her, it's not true, it's bullshit! I did not dose her! I did not! O hai Aaron!"
:story:
 

Uncivil gonna break it down too in a bit.
I still can't believe how duplicitous this fat bald bastard has been through all this. Starting with "man, I resent the pastor for reporting that child neglect" to "oh no, wait, don't hate me for resenting the pastor! I changed my mind!" back to "oh hey Camelot, I agree with you now, Nick is really getting mistreated here" back once again to "oh whoops, I mean, Nick probably did everything alleged! Please give me views and money!" and now to "haha, I'm such a funny silly guy covering Nick's trial! Please forget my back-and-forth wishy-washy takes!"

As spineless as a worm could get.
 
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