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Yes, this is exactly the opening scene in inglorious basterds. Worse than the SS, even.

"Are You hiding DEI pamphlets under the Keurig?"

 
Im sorry but a man who skin walks as a woman does not understand men or women
It's something I rarely see touched upon, what do trannies even know about being a man? Can you really say you don't like being a man if you have not experienced anything about being one?
Yes, this is exactly the opening scene in inglorious basterds. Worse than the SS, even.

"Are You hiding DEI pamphlets under the Keurig?"
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Kek, literally the top comment.
 
Lmaooo according to a tranny, Luigi wouldn't have gone crazy if he had a trans girlfriend 🤣
Counterpoint: the wives of transgirls are sometimes driven to acute mental distress by their husbands troonery.
The Sweetheart Connection was a (terribly named) newsletter for wives and girlfriends published by Tri-Ess (autogynephile org). They had stories of women ending up catatonic in mental hospitals because living with and being married to a man in a womansuit was so stressful and psychologically damaging.
Luigi had enough problems, he didn't need an insane man in a sew-in adding to his misery.
 
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A trans woman of Tumblr asks other trans women if they have ever been called out

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Most of the responses so far are along the lines of "I'm too insignificant for a callout," "kinda, but it was more over something stupid than anything," or "not yet, but I'm expecting it"

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Others flexed that they either were on a callout post (including this book length PDF one linked in this thread) or have their own Kiwi Farms thread

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Others still are seemingly annoyed that the majority answered no, or that the percentage that said yes is too high and that anyone that calls out their bullshit should repent

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Get's even better:
X0/XY mosaicism
This is an even more interesting case because here you can't even go by chromosomes, but often by genitalia. For chromosome affectionardos it's veeery close to true intersex, if you also have the mangled genital variety. It think there's also xx/xy mosaics walking around, tho I'm not sure on their phenotypal ambivalence.

The law is probably done this way to neither stop voluntary butchery on these people, but neither box in those who dont't get anything done.
The real issue that trannies want to muddy here is the difference between being intersex and trans. Intersex people have a genetic disorder that can result in infertility and health problems. Trans people followed a normal course of sexual development in utero, they're just unhappy with the sex that they always were, from the moment of conception.

intersex activism is mostly concerned with hasty doctors "correcting" intersex infants surgically in ways that leave them with even less sexual function as adults. Troons force-teaming intersex people to stand in solidarity w TRA bullshit is insulting to intersex people the way it was insulting to Cherokee when Elizabeth Warren claimed to be one.

I often wonder if parents of kids that troon out ever remember the life their son/daughter had before becoming their daughter/son. Many years just wiped away.
Yes imo it’s the most painful part of having a kid troon out. They expect their parents to pretend that they pass (especially if they don’t) and to memory hole their child’s entire childhood, no baby pictures or 1st day of kindy photos allowed. Everything has to be ret conned to meet the dumb fantasy.

This is a big part of why I hate gender ideology. What happened to this woman is obviously fucking awful and I feel sorry for her, but the idea that the solution to her woes is to "identify" her way out of being a woman and into being a man is just nuts.
The really delulu part is that the pooners seem to believe that guys who want to catcall them, harass them, assault them, care one whit about their self-identity.

From the failing New York Times:
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It’s all tranny tears about the Trump EO and it has a lot of gems:
There are about 1,500 federal prisoners who are transgender women, according to the Bureau of Prisons. But they represent an outsize portion of federal inmates, especially among female prisoners: 15 percent of women in prison are transgender. There are 750 transgender men out of about 144,000 male prisoners.
Uh, times, those 15% of “women” aren’t women and this entire paragraph seems written to affirm felony gendies serving prison terms.

Estrogen in particular has several effects that are sought after by many trans women taking the hormone, including breast growth, thinner body hair and redistribution of body fat.

Halting treatment can reverse those effects. Jasmine Tasaki, a transgender woman who has been in prison and is now executive director of Black and Pink, a national organization that advocates on behalf of incarcerated L.G.B.T.Q. people, said taking it away from inmates would cause depression.

“If someone is taking hormones and they have breasts, their breasts would leave. Can you imagine as a woman watching your breasts leave?” she said.
:story: can I ‘imagine as a woman watching my breasts leave’? This is phrased so poorly… and it’s not something actual women have ever worried about. The way this troon talks about it, you’d think breasts could become dissatisfied, jump off your chest and roll away.

Mostly my reaction is that this is good, and if troons don’t want to deal with going to male prison they should avoid committing crimes.
 
I felt a little bad too for a split second, until I remembered women have to endure changing their cloths when he is in the same room with them and be around when he changed. I bet that it was secretly being passed around the women using the gym that there is a troon using the women's locker/changing room so watch out, and that many women changed very hastily looking at the door every time to see that the troon is not coming in, waited until he left when he was in the changing room while pretending to play with their phone or something, changed in the bathroom stalls or changed where they came from and didn't change leaving.
The handful of times I saw a troon (always the same one) in the women’s locker circa 2019 at my gym I was on notice, like there was an asp in the locker room. I was probably staring tbh, and thankfully that skinny fucker changed into his lululemons in a private changing stall. If he tried to change in front of us or use the steam room i’dve blessed him with an Ecce Homo. Even so it was uncomfortable for everyone just having him there and I wish he’d have used the unisex bathroom on the first floor.
It's something I rarely see touched upon, what do trannies even know about being a man? Can you really say you don't like being a man if you have not experienced anything about being one?

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Kek, literally the top comment.
They know how to be men more than they know how to act like women, that’s obvious.
 
Uh, times, those 15% of “women” aren’t women and this entire paragraph seems written to affirm felony gendies serving prison terms.
Those numbers are insane. Of the 10,047 women + troons combined in federal prisons, 1,538 of them are troons?!

It's almost like troons commit serious crimes at MUCH higher rates than actual women, or there's lots of creepy men pretending to be women in order to try and get into female prisons; likely some combination of both.
 
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Yes, this is exactly the opening scene in inglorious basterds. Worse than the SS, even.

"Are You hiding DEI pamphlets under the Keurig?"

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This is a frustrating tale to hear, if true.

VA direct patient care job offers are being rescinded, meanwhile they send in a suit who's drawing a salary to do a lookie-loo when it'd be quick and easy to email local management and tell them what posters to take down. Make Staff Development do it the next time they're wandering around posting signs about handwashing. Nobody is going to body block laminated Corporate Memphis posters about equality.

I guess it's a show of power, but on this level it's needlessly alienating, and it makes the bosses seem petty. "Bad look" as they say. Sending an email that says "don't forget to take down the retarded bullshit lol" would be the attention it deserves. If this is real.
 
Those numbers are insane. Of the 10,047 women + troons combined in federal prisons, 1,538 of them are troons?!

It's almost like troons commit serious crimes at MUCH higher rates than actual women, or there's lots of creepy men pretending to be women in order to try and get into female prisons; likely some combination of both.
Per that same NYT article, MtFs serve federal time at a far higher frequency than cis men or cis women and so they're vastly overrepresented in the prison rolls. Less than 1% of the US population is transgender, but apparently 7.5% of the BOP pop is troons who want bras, makeup, women's hair regulations, estrogen, and amhole surgeries while they serve time for molesting children or murdering their GFs or whatever they did.

NYT handwaves this away with "muh oppression" and the idea that cops are more uh, interested in selectively enforcing the law on troons. I think that's bollocks. Troon bollocks.
 
From the failing New York Times:
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... why is no one talking about the fact that 15% of male inmates are AGP/HSTS "transsexual" whereas only 0.5% of female inmates are?! That is a HUGE discrepancy.

They can't exactly claim it's police-based discrimination like with race, because I bet every single one of those men Real Women pass 100% of the time! Hmm, almost like some other fuckery is afoot. Oh well, better validate them all!!
 
but apparently 7.5% of the BOP pop i
ok for fairness' sake I can't math well teehee, math is hard, let's look at this word problem one more time:
There are about 1,500 federal prisoners who are transgender women, according to the Bureau of Prisons. But they represent an outsize portion of federal inmates, especially among female prisoners: 15 percent of women in prison are transgender. There are 750 transgender men out of about 144,000 male prisoners.
15% of the all the women in prison are troons; which the word problem tells us is 1,500 troons
and of 144,000 male prisoners, 750 are pooners.
If 15% of "female" prisoners are troons and they number 1,500, then its:
(0.15x)=1500
then x= ~10,000 (total number of "women" prisoners)
less 1500 because they are troons
so, troon+poon = 2250 persons
cis men + cis women = 8,500 women + 143,250 men
Trans ratio in BOP pop is 2250:143,250
which simplifies to 1:63and 2/3rds
so one of every 64-ish federal inmates is a troon or a poon, this is about 1.5% of all BOP inmates that are trans. And of that, troons outnumber poons 2:1 and cis men vastly outnumber cis women (~143,250:8500 or ~17:1)

... why is no one talking about the fact that 15% of male inmates are AGP/HSTS "transsexual" whereas only 0.5% of female inmates are?! That is a HUGE discrepancy.

They can't exactly claim it's police-based discrimination like with race, because I bet every single one of those men Real Women pass 100% of the time! Hmm, almost like some other fuckery is afoot. Oh well, better validate them all!!
It's one of those things you can't say in Democrat circles unless you want to be run out the house. It's the main reason I left.
 
... why is no one talking about the fact that 15% of male inmates are AGP/HSTS "transsexual" whereas only 0.5% of female inmates are?! That is a HUGE discrepancy.

They can't exactly claim it's police-based discrimination like with race, because I bet every single one of those men Real Women pass 100% of the time! Hmm, almost like some other fuckery is afoot. Oh well, better validate them all!!
Something very similar happened in the UK from ~1990s where a strangely high number of inmates started converting to Judaism and Islam, or otherwise becoming vegan. The reason for this was because the prison food was shit, but people with halal/kosher/vegan dietary requirements would get food delivered by an external catering company that cost more and was nicer. Over 10% of inmates at HMP Edinburgh declared themselves to be Jewish at one point, despite only making up 0.1% of the population of Scotland and 0.5% of the population of England.

I wonder if a similar "perverse incentive" may apply here... but that line of questioning is transphobic, so instead we have to surmise that trans people offend at a much higher rate. Although functionally I don't know that there's a difference between "I'm going to say I'm trans for perks" and "I'm sexually aroused at being perceived as a woman". Meanwhile about 0.3% of the UK's prison population is trans, because we don't really house transgender women in female prisons. There were 5 trans women housed in a women's prison in 2023, but they were housed in the transgender unit at HMP Downview (separate from the general population) and the requirement is that they've had an amhole installed and they're not sex offenders... shockingly this means the new transgender unit is largely empty, because there's no incentive to go there.
 
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I wonder if a similar "perverse incentive" may apply here... but that line of questioning is transphobic, so instead we have to surmise that trans people offend at a much higher rate.
Of course there is. Those who abuse women are likely to be treated more poorly in a male prison, so why not get a cushy ride and be the big fish in the little pond by going to a women's prison? That way you can get housed with other women and be far more powerful than them and even have sex with them! Sounds great, right?

A lot of these TiMs didn't become trans until they were either arrested or already in prison.
 
Intersex people have a genetic disorder that can result in infertility and health problems.
Well, troons kinda slithered in with them. Seeing it from the angle, that intersex people were "corrected" cosmetically in service of rectifying and enforcing the binary gender system - something trannys love. Some intersex people seem to not be cool with that, but trannys don't care anyhow, they just wanted to get these surgeries - and they got them. It's almost a kind of myth that intersex people are treated for health problems, they're basically transed into one gender phenotype or another, for conformity. That's where trannies came in and said "I want a designer cochie, too!" One man's abusive horror butchery is another man's boon. I watched a documentary on that years ago, and the "woman" had basically all the same identity issues trannys have, because people just don't let them be. And they, the doctors, basically offered her going either way. Twisted my stomach, not sure I can find that one easily, was on TV. Again, they don't fix the conditions, they just trans them to be more palatable - and they even go against genetics: back in the day, with boys, they basically gave them all neo vaginas, because it was just technically easier than fixing up the genetials or - gasp - just leaving them as it. It's all non-functional, same a with troons. Safe the exo-hormones for bone density and all that - but then, maybe not neutering these people for nebulous citations of cancer risks, to then feed them cancerous exohormones anyway, would be the wiser move... I mean, I'm also throwing them all together now, there's probably some really wild, mangled, brith defect grade genitals which MUST be fixed in some way for actual health reasons, but the short overview I've got on the issue, basically shows that they just hacking away for conformity. Shows you how sincere all that LGBTQI++ crap really was and is. These people still don't feel safe in their skin without "passing" game. And they actually aren't to blame, as you and others say, because they were home made this way.
 
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Well, troons kinda slithered in with them. Seeing it from the angle, that intersex people were "corrected" cosmetically in service of rectifying and enforcing the binary gender system - something trannys love. Some intersex people seem to not be cool with that, but trannys don't care anyhow, they just wanted to get these surgeries - and they got them.
"Slithered" being the operative word.
Intersex infants subjected to early corrective surgery to assuage parental distress has been done dirty in a way troons never were. The closest thing to it is manosphere 'intactivists'; who advocate against male infant circumcisions; but that is peanuts to the risk of hastily trying to make an intersex baby 'look female' by cutting bits off. Their struggle is really not the same as the troon struggle no matter how much troons would like it to be that way.
 
the requirement is that they've had an amhole installed and they're not sex offenders... shockingly this means the new transgender unit is largely empty, because there's no incentive to go there.
It's not that there's no incentive to go there, being housed in a nice new housing unit with better food, better education opportunities, lovely new electronics and nearly unlimited free time to use them, is far far better than being housed in thr Mens unit.
Even without women, trannys are desperate to get into this unit but all but 17 were unable to because of those two simple requirements.
Isn't that interesting...
In order to be an official tranny receiving privileges, all you need is a stinkditch and to not be a sex offender.
And nearly every single 'woman' in HM Prison system is ineligible.
 
One man's abusive horror butchery is another man's boon.
"Slithered" being the operative word.
Intersex infants subjected to early corrective surgery to assuage parental distress has been done dirty in a way troons never were
There were a lot of infants surgically mutilated as a result of doctors trying to make them fit
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That's from the 80s, as an awareness piece about what was being done. Babies who were deemed to have clitoromegaly or a micropenis with genital ambiguity were "trimmed down", which frequently lead to a complete destruction of the erogenous zones and incontinence, just to make them "fit". It was appalling.

But it's worth bearing in mind that this is where a lot of trans surgery comes from. John Money's experiment on David Reimer was not notable because he treated a botched circumcision by creating a neovagina... it was notable because it was a twin study. A lot of boys who had botched circumcisions that destroyed their penis had that done to them; John Money's theory was you could make them conform by being heterosexual women if you did surgery, brainwashed them young enough (and sexually abused them) and pumped them full of hormones. The root of transgender understanding is imo Prussians recognising that intersex people exist and then theorising that trans people have a mental intersex condition, which was basically Magnus Hirschfield's rationale which directly fed into Harry Benjamin's rationale (who'd worked closely with Hirschield) who founded what would later become WPATH.
 
There were a lot of infants surgically mutilated as a result of doctors trying to make them fit
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That's from the 80s, as an awareness piece about what was being done. Babies who were deemed to have clitoromegaly or a micropenis with genital ambiguity were "trimmed down", which frequently lead to a complete destruction of the erogenous zones and incontinence, just to make them "fit". It was appalling.

But it's worth bearing in mind that this is where a lot of trans surgery comes from. John Money's experiment on David Reimer was not notable because he treated a botched circumcision by creating a neovagina... it was notable because it was a twin study. A lot of boys who had botched circumcisions that destroyed their penis had that done to them; John Money's theory was you could make them conform by being heterosexual women if you did surgery, brainwashed them young enough (and sexually abused them) and pumped them full of hormones. The root of transgender understanding is imo Prussians recognising that intersex people exist and then theorising that trans people have a mental intersex condition, which was basically Magnus Hirschfield's rationale which directly fed into Harry Benjamin's rationale (who'd worked closely with Hirschield) who founded what would later become WPATH.
Yeah it's almost as if both of these surgical "needs" (intersex vs trans) are unethical and have terrible results from even the most pragmatic of perspectives eh
 
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