Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Sugriva said:
He's still in jail right now, which is arguably worse than prison. It's meant to be temporary holding so there's nothing to do.
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Yup. Everyone just sleeps all the time in those banana boats on the floor in a pod and only gets up to eat and med call in overcrowded jails. And if you are fuck up, there is almost no isolation cells anymore, they will put with another nut 23 hours a day in a small cell, which is even worse..
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Relinquish said:
Somehow, a random Russian dude with 1k subs made a better video on BMJ than Turkey Tom. They even credited Kiwifarms for info and showed several posts from here
Also, the thumbnail made me laugh, "Man who sold the world to slots" :story:
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>Youtuber actually makes a good video about Bossmanjack for once
>It's in Russian
So fucking rigged dewd
 
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Dirty Harry said:
Yup. Everyone just sleeps all the time in those banana boats on the floor in a pod and only gets up to eat and med call in overcrowded jails. And if you are fuck up, there is almost no isolation cells anymore, they will put with another nut 23 hours a day in a small cell, which is even worse..
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I've never seen one of those. As bad as it may be it still looks way better than a top bunk. The top bunk is just inhumane.
 
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Relinquish said:
Somehow, a random Russian dude with 1k subs made a better video on BMJ than Turkey Tom. They even credited Kiwifarms for info and showed several posts from here
Also, the thumbnail made me laugh, "Man who sold the world to slots" :story:
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Now we need Chinese/Japanese commentators and social media sites to take note and then the boss has gone global :semperfidelis:
 
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Dirty Harry said:
Yup. Everyone just sleeps all the time in those banana boats on the floor in a pod and only gets up to eat and med call in overcrowded jails. And if you are fuck up, there is almost no isolation cells anymore, they will put with another nut 23 hours a day in a small cell, which is even worse..
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The facility Austin is in, like many jails in the US that arent in California/Chicago/New York, has plenty of room and proper beds, and is set to house people for up to a year. Infact the jail just added several hundred more beds in an expansion project. You can look through my previous posts showing the actual jail he's in.
 
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Bossman going to prison may actually be pretty funny in it's own right - we just won't be able to see it.
Is he psychologically capable of preventing himself from gambling which he will, no doubt about it, encounter in the Virginia correctional system. How long until he comes across some poker game or blackjack with a 2 cookie packet buy in? How long until he owes someone 34 Chicken Maruchan packets and 5 pudding cups? How long before someone beats him for running out on a till? How long before he's actually, factually, fucking a dude - or vice versa?
 
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I've cooked up more methadone (more Mershmanjack).

 
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Guts said:
How long until he owes someone 34 Chicken Maruchan packets and 5 pudding cups? How long before someone beats him for running out on a till? How long before he's actually, factually, fucking a dude - or vice versa?
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If he runs out of ramen and Doritos do you think he'd be able to resist the temptation to bet his rosebud on a coin flip? Maybe he can learn tonk or something. I wonder what they play in Virginia prison.

I believe the spades are fond of playing (unsurprisingly) spades.
 
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AnOminous said:
If he runs out of ramen and Doritos do you think he'd be able to resist the temptation to bet his rosebud on a coin flip? Maybe he can learn tonk or something. I wonder what they play in Virginia prison.

I believe the spades are fond of playing (unsurprisingly) spades.
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I hope it ain't bourre. That shit gets out of hand, quick.
 
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