Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Rogowski said:
Bam has reacted to the doc and interestingly enough he shits all over Lima while making no mention of BJ at all despite the doc shitting all over her
View attachment 6859759 the doc shitting all over her.
Click to expand...
When he said "It doesn't take a science rocket to figure out" was he joking or is he actually just that retarded
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Agree
Reactions: Looney Troons, Senegalese POW, Narwhal and 6 others
Rogowski said:
Bam has reacted to the doc and interestingly enough he shits all over Lima while making no mention of BJ at all despite the doc shitting all over her
View attachment 6859759 the doc shitting all over her.
Click to expand...
Not a surprise. BJ wants to #FreeBam and only white knights for him. Whereas Lima was the Fun Police she was assumingly hired by April and had the full support of "Ape" and Jess. I'm unaware if Bam has mended bridges with his mother and brother.
lima margeras.webp
And look at Dannii backing him up in the video, she hasn't changed from the documentary she just wants to be Bam's groupie like Nikki was before her. I'm happy for Nikki growing the hell up and looking out for Phoenix's best interest.

But anyway whether it was made in good intentions I do feel Lima's experimental therapy with VR was a clear failure. Bam's now blaming the seizure that nearly killed him on Lima VR "T-Rex & Kitty" tech demo, you'd have to be insane to think it wasn't caused by alcoholism and meth abuse. So instead of getting a junkie nut to wake the fuck up Bam is such ignoring the dangers of his next inevitable drug binge.

With all that said yes I'm a critic of Lima, I think she's got a screw loose she couldn't see how bad the optics are to pose with a large axe making her look like a character in a goofy slasher movie.
lima self defense axe.jpg
But you'd have to be crazy to try to save Bam. Every drug/mental health rehab would LOVE to add Bam to their success stories and at this point I think the best have probably tried. Brandon Novak turned his life around and his career now is helping others and couldn't save Bam. Steve-O tried to show Bam the way to being a straightedge lolcow and gave up. Lima should move on and I personally doubt her lawsuit against BJ is going to amount anything. I'd love to know what legally knowledgeable users and Null think. From my basic understanding it's only defamation if you maliciously lie about someone and know your claims are false, I do think BJ believes the shit she spews.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Informative
Reactions: Snack Cracker, Coo Coo Bird, pantacosm and 6 others
Rogowski said:
You think Bam is even the slightest bit worried about Phoenix? I believe they were living in Studio City
Click to expand...
He likes using him as a prop to cosplay as a redeemable human being. But deep down he's just happy that he got some whore to shit his kid out and he doesn't have the pressure to produce anything for his boomer parents anymore and stay the permanent man child he always was.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Snack Cracker, The Token Ethnic, Looney Troons and 14 others
Wesker said:
He likes using him as a prop to cosplay as a redeemable human being. But deep down he's just happy that he got some whore to shit his kid out and he doesn't have the pressure to produce anything for his boomer parents anymore and stay the permanent man child he always was.
Click to expand...
Making me wonder if Bam bothers to travel to California to see THE WOLF. I'm not sure if the full custody docs were released but I figure maybe Nikki's attorney requested no online posting to prevent any humiliating Bam spergout posts? Hence we haven't seen Pheonix since Nikki filmed him enjoying some EDM kid concert.

That's the most decent version of Bam I can think of. What's just as likely is Bam isn't bothering to see his son at all but instead just enjoying his dopey Carny lifestyle driving and signing autographs for people hoping a skatedeck will gain value when he dies. Ultimately who is the lousier deadbeat dad, Bam or Ethan Ralph? Ethan Ralph finds his way to California to see his kid, but Bam's estate is paying some child support. Just awful people.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Feels
Reactions: Senegalese POW, Bard of The Rainforests, Drunkensailor and 6 others
Looney Troons said:
I played THUG1, never 2, so I’m not sure who was part of the cast. Seems reasonable to think that the extended CKY crew would be included to coax sales since, by that time, you could acquire the tapes easily from the Internet or your local skate shop/Hot Topic.
Click to expand...
THUG 2 has your character from THUG 1 take part in a kind of game show where Tony and Bam each pick a team of pro skaters and go around the world annoying people and destroying property for points, but the game is linear so the number of points you earn don't matter and the story always plays out the same.

Unlike THUG 1, there isn't a real narrative outside of "if you don't do this trick, you get kicked off the team!" or "this sketchy producer has been filming us the entire time and is gonna try to sell the footage!" The actions you do end in millions of dollars in property damage and likely multiple deaths.

It's interesting because it felt like they were trying to do a Jackass/Viva La Bam special themed Tony Hawk game with the framework of Thrasher's King of the Road, so in a way they were trying to capture Bam's stardom to increase sales of Tony Hawk's game. I actually like it more than THUG 1 which is controversial.

For the cameos: Steve O and Bam's dad are in it, so no CKY crew members aside from Bam.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Informative
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Coo Coo Bird, The Token Ethnic, Idiot Asshole and 7 others
Dr. Butt said:
It sounds like a more fun and hilarious game than the first one.
Click to expand...
I don't wanna get too off topic but I like it because it's more open and free. Most of the goals are like the old pro skater goals with no time limit. You can complete them in any order, do part of one, start another, and then go back and finish the first. THUG 1's goals have to be completed one at a time, are very linear, and are less fun. THUG 1's story is really solid for a sports game, and it's the best in the franchise, but I prefer fun goals to a good story.
 
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: Senegalese POW and Dr. Butt
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back