DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

Im glad TJ stuck around after saying he will stop doing it. He is the real Hero!

But it’s not his account though! He sold it through some totally legit back channels and definitely fooled you FUCKING IDYUTS. Seriously, hehehe you guys, man. Absolute DUNCE LEVEL THINKING.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I'm starting to wonder if he even goes out during his day off, the way he was talking to triple P (he personally asked me to call him that) about his grocery shopping was really off.
There was way to many details and to me it screamed fabricated story

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I don’t believe much if anything he told us about his food shopping. I think they get junk delivered occasionally like all of their meals. They don’t eat fresh food. I do however believe that he only had 5 pairs of socks and 5-6 pairs of boxers.

If he wasn’t such an asshole he’d be pitiable.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I'm starting to wonder if he even goes out during his day off, the way he was talking to triple P (he personally asked me to call him that) about his grocery shopping was really off.
There was way to many details and to me it screamed fabricated story

you can order groceries to your doorstep, there's no doubt in my mind that he does this. probably only leaves for haircuts and whatever medical bullshit is supposedly happening

 

[Corpun]

Never forget that DSP shot down an easy 50k because he has too much ego and pride to be a retard monkey on stream for another man, yet gladly acts the same way for Jumbo (That's what I call him).

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

It's really impressive how much Triple P(and by the way, kat agrees i should call him Triple P) puts up with Phil's bullshit. How far will My Buddy Ash go with the detractor shit before the dam breaks? Realistically, if he goes direct Dave will just call it "razzing" and brush it off with seal clapping and a weak smile. I think the best option is to just not include Dave and invite detractors on to Smark Guys, or even do an appearance on TBS and just shit-talk Phil the entire time(although it would arguably be the worst episode in TBS history just because of how obnoxious PPP is).

 

[Iron Father]

The Dino Crisis pipe puzzle pushing his shit in for 12 minutes.
Easily one of the single dumbest people I've ever come across.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The Dino Crisis pipe puzzle pushing his shit in for 12 minutes.
Easily one of the single dumbest people I've ever come across.

A man obsessed with RGBs can't complete a puzzle based on RGB lights

 

[Peko]

In the Black version at least, the cursor defaulted to Acolyte and it says (normal) next to it in parenthesis, which will be Phil's argument if he plays it. Guess it could be a Mega Man 2 situation then. I can't remember which version I played on 360 I just remember dying a million times to stuff that I'm breezing past now. Maybe I got bamboozled I guess it makes sense that Acolyte would be the easy mode.

Yeah in the original the modes aren't labeled as easy/normal but Acolyte being the lowest difficulty was always referred to as easy. Sigma/Black also has generally less dense enemy groups so that's probably why it feels easier.

 

[Balr0g]

The Dino Crisis pipe puzzle pushing his shit in for 12 minutes.
Easily one of the single dumbest people I've ever come across.

You should see how he solves the first crane puzzle. The first where you basically need to remove two crates and the third just needs to be hooked

 

[Elite Kipchak]

The Dino Crisis pipe puzzle pushing his shit in for 12 minutes.
Easily one of the single dumbest people I've ever come across.

this is (quite literally) why games like God of War tell you the solution to every puzzle after about 30 seconds. and he still struggles with those games too lmao

 

[PieceofShet]

Im super fuckin late, but in my defense, I dont watch his shitty react show.

Anyway, I just saw this video for the very first time in todays That Being Said. I NEVER SEEN THIS ONE! HOLY SHIT DSP IS SOO FUKIN STUPID!
Its clearly a parody video but when he finished the video, he still had no idea.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Has anyone ever suggested doing a movie night with the King to Phil? Absolutely no effort involved and it would allow him to even get a bit of racism in if he watched something like Schindler's List or Full Metal Jacket or even the old disney cartoons from the 30s and 40s,

 

[Iron Father]

 

[FamicomGorby]

Has anyone ever suggested doing a movie night with the King to Phil? Absolutely no effort involved and it would allow him to even get a bit of racism in if he watched something like Schindler's List or Full Metal Jacket or even the old disney cartoons from the 30s and 40s,

Phil will put on American History X with the last half hour cut out.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Phil will put on American History X with the last half hour cut out.

Or Roots and reminisce about the good ole days when niggers knew their place

 

[Vic Viper T301]

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Sometimes I wonder if Phil plays up these takes in a pathetic attempt to go viral for his "controversial" take. But then I remember, it's DSP, his opinions really are this stupid and contradictory, and when he does go viral for something he whines about that too.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Sometimes I wonder if Phil plays up these takes in a pathetic attempt to go viral for his "controversial" take. But then I remember, it's DSP, his opinions really are this stupid and contradictory, and when he does go viral for something he whines about that too.

That's exactly what he does. He tries way to hard to go viral and its painfully obvious to anyone with more then a single brain cell

 

[We Are The Witches]

The Dino Crisis pipe puzzle pushing his shit in for 12 minutes.
Easily one of the single dumbest people I've ever come across.

Do you hear him at the end? Specially when he says "how about some tips for that, come on!", doesn't he sound like PPP? It does to me.

I see he still absorbs the terms/cadence of other people.

 

[RockHawk]

Has anyone ever suggested doing a movie night with the King to Phil? Absolutely no effort involved and it would allow him to even get a bit of racism in if he watched something like Schindler's List or Full Metal Jacket or even the old disney cartoons from the 30s and 40s,

He can't figure out how to guilt trip dent bucks without pausing the movie nonstop, and at that point he might as well just play dark souls again.