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No doubt to pay off the debts that Chris and Barb racked up over the years...
 
Bob really never quit his job? Well, I guess the entire household needed someone to step in and hold everything up with some form of income. I had always assumed Bob had an enormous pension and had simply been using it over the last few years of his life.
 
Was thinking of two things today.

1) Did Chris and Kacey meet IRL? In the Kacey calls after the gun comic she says that he had been staring at her chest the whole time. I tried to find an article about this on cwckipedia but couldnt find anything.

2) Is there any photo/video of Chris with a genuine smile on his face? Not the "smile for the camera"-fake smile that I often see, but a real smile.
 
Broder Daniel said:
Did Chris and Kacey meet IRL? In the Kacey calls after the gun comic she says that he had been staring at her chest the whole time. I tried to find an article about this on cwckipedia but couldnt find anything.
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Yes. Snippet:

It was scary seeing him for the first time. He sweats a god awful lot and gets tired just walking. You notice the medallion right away. He comes speeding towards us. He looks me over, rape eyes my breasts, and tells me "I thought you'd be a little more ::makes a hand motions showing a skinnier girl:: but you're gorgeous!" and I'm like "WTF? You think I look more what?" And he says he thought I'd be skinnier, but I'm hot. etc we go outside to take pictures. he puts his arm around me. I sob on the inside.
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Broder Daniel said:
1) Did Chris and Kacey meet IRL? In the Kacey calls after the gun comic she says that he had been staring at her chest the whole time. I tried to find an article about this on cwckipedia but couldnt find anything.
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I've always wondered about this. I mean I can totally understand wanting to look at boobs, but most guys learn really quickly you can't just gawk. It's rude and disrespectful. When Kacey says he was staring at her chest the whole time, did she catch Chris bobbing his head up and down, or did his eyes literally never leaver her boobs?

Just wanting to see if this is a typical male screw-up, or a failure of Chris-level proportions...
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
I've always wondered about this. I mean I can totally understand wanting to look at boobs, but most guys learn really quickly you can't just gawk. It's rude and disrespectful. When Kacey says he was staring at her chest the whole time, did she catch Chris bobbing his head up and down, or did his eyes literally never leaver her boobs?

Just wanting to see if this is a typical male screw-up, or a failure of Chris-level proportions...
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Hmmmm, to answer this I think I would have to see the boobs in question.
 
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At my local grocery store, theres a nice guy who collects the carts and empties trash, etc. he has downs syndrome. One would think if he could do that, so could chris. Its something a think about every time i see him. Once, he was struggling with a trash can, and i offered him help. He didnt take it. Therein lies the difference. I bet chris would be all pissy if people didnt help him, and would treat customers like jerks, scare children, and harass every woman he saw. Its not just what he could or would do physically, his behavior would probably be appalling.
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As I said before, there are lots of jobs Chris could do, but almost none he would be willing to do. Jobs involve putting yourself on other people's schedules, acting professional in the company of others, and at least some measure of physical labor. Chris hates any scenario where he's not the center of the universe. I could list a dozen possible jobs for Chris, but he'd never lower himself to doing them because... he's Chris.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
I've always wondered about this. I mean I can totally understand wanting to look at boobs, but most guys learn really quickly you can't just gawk. It's rude and disrespectful. When Kacey says he was staring at her chest the whole time, did she catch Chris bobbing his head up and down, or did his eyes literally never leaver her boobs?

Just wanting to see if this is a typical male screw-up, or a failure of Chris-level proportions...
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From Kacey's perspective:

He looks me over, rape eyes my breasts (snip) he puts his arm around me (snip) He constantly brushes his knee against mine and tries to rub my side, back and shoulder. Rape eyes are constant. (snip) He grabs me and pulls my face into his chest and he smells like horror. (snip) HE THEN SMELLS MY HAIR AND BRUSHES HIS LIPS AGAINST MY EAR.

overview: + Chris touches me. a lot. (snip) + CHRIS FUCKING TRIED TO KISS ME

We met Chris at the mall again. (snip) Rape eyes, told me I was pretty like a teacher he once had, rape eyes, etc.(snip) All of a sudden Chris calls out "OOPS MY KNUCKLE TOUCHED YOUR ASS." (snip) more rape eyes (snip) more attempted touching and stroking of my bare arm. (snip) He asks me if I want to see his car. (snip) He tries to hold my hand while we cross the street. (snip) he tries to grope my chest and misses horribly, only grazing it. I glare and him and tell him not to do that. (snip) He tries to grab my hand again and I shake it away.

(snip) I mention Chris liked the perfume I'm wearing, so he leans in and AUDIBLY MAKES A SNIFFING SOUND.

(snip) He messes with my hair and Kim yells at him for touching me. he touches me 5 seconds later. Then he leaves eventually after more boring and rape eyes.

(snip) Overview: + Chris touches me too much and tries to smell me + Chris is rape eyes always
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Kaiser Carranza said:
Broder Daniel said:
Did Chris and Kacey meet IRL? In the Kacey calls after the gun comic she says that he had been staring at her chest the whole time. I tried to find an article about this on cwckipedia but couldnt find anything.
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Haha, wow, I haven't read this in awhile.

Near miss:

My cousin and I went to Charlottesville to see Kim. We almost ran into Chris Chan. I saw him near the city hall with his stupid park poster. We ran away. He went in the building and we waited, but we did not see him come out. The end.
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It's a lot easier than you'd think to run into Chris IRL if you live in the area.
 
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I met the anti-Chris today.

My little sister was checking out apartments and I went with her because she's nervous about contracts and stuff. The last building we checked had a doorman who was autistic, I'd say about on the same level of intelligence as Chris based on speech patterns. It was raining out, he asked if I wanted Kleenex for my glasses, and offered to show us to the bathroom to fix our hair. While we waited for the super, he greeted every resident who came in by name, everyone was happy to see him. He helped one old lady enter the taxi number into her new phone.

The super said he's worked there since he was in high school after his mother died and their family needed more income to get by. He remembers every person's names and anything they tell him, he loves working where he gets to talk to everyone, and though he sometimes makes mistakes because he's slow he tries his hardest. When he gets gifts at Christmas from residents, he uses it to buy toys to donate to needy families because he remembers what it was like not having much for Christmas growing up, and it lets him shop for toys even if he gives them away.

If Chris met this guy, he'd probably call him a window to hell.
 
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Since 14BLC seems to be a ruin these days (not that it was in good shape pre-fire), could the Chandlers have 14 BLC demolished and sell the land for needed cash? I think that the land is probably worth more once 14 BLC is gone. If something were to happen, the new owners of that lot should get the address changed to avoid the stigma of living at 14 Branchland Court (and all the Google searches that come up with that)
 
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Since 14BLC seems to be a ruin these days (not that it was in good shape pre-fire), could the Chandlers have 14 BLC demolished and sell the land for needed cash? I think that the land is probably worth more once 14 BLC is gone. If something were to happen, the new owners of that lot should get the address changed to avoid the stigma of living at 14 Branchland Court (and all the Google searches that come up with that)
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14BLC needs to stay up forever. My daughter must witness the house of the man who inspired her father so much.

And God bless Kacey. I know people hate her, but she did a lot for trolling in that time period and I commend her for it.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Bob really never quit his job? Well, I guess the entire household needed someone to step in and hold everything up with some form of income. I had always assumed Bob had an enormous pension and had simply been using it over the last few years of his life.
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What division of GE did Bob work in? I assume he retired before they moved to Richmond
 
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Its apparently some sort of control device for plastic molding machines. Its not as unique as Chris's ego thinks it is.
 
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1nomadcowatbk1 said:
did someone else take credit for his inventions? I can't find much patent info on anything Bob invented for GE
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Bob didn't invent the plastic funnel, but he invented the thing that lets you make a plastic funnel.

Well, let's at least put it this way: if it wasn't for him, you couldn't get a plastic funnel. And that's straight from his true and honest obituary
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