Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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AssignedEva said:
I'd unironically buy an anthology if Jackie published one. They're such fantastic unintentional satire of a very specific type of person.
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It's amazing. The self-centeredness and tacky shallowness always leaks through.
A Fly on the wall said:
The general manager at my old job hates troons because of the shit the one she made the mistake of hiring put her through.
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I feel like the strapping young poonlord my old manager who quit hired will detrans any day now, inshallah :optimistic:
 
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Sean Andalou said:
No answers yet. I'll check later to see if anything else amusing happens.
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You're far quicker on the draw than I was for this one; just as I'd archived it, it said it was already done, so I knew a fast-fingered Kiwi had to be on the case.

This post is hilarious, honestly. The way OP says her gay boyfriend "said that something like vaginal penetration would be easier for him than “getting his face all up in there" made me laugh - really? You're surprised it's easier for him to ram his rod up your vagina than get face to face with L'Origine du Monde?

Starting to think a prerequisite to transition should be a full-battery IQ test, because some of these people are borderline tards. Not the caregiver-requiring, Medicaid-necessary tards, but the kind of people it used to be okay to say were so stupid they couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. I guess our children really wasn't learning after all.

Alright, enough preaching to the choir, thread tax time.

A tranny realizes just how impossible the odds are stacked against him and debates making a U-turn on this whole trans garbage, but that persnickety sunk cost fallacy looms ever-haunting in the corner.
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Transitioning Ruined My Life​

Or at least trying to transition ruined my life.
I'm someone who has always known since I was a child, but due to both a lack of opportunity and courage to transition I wasn't able to start HRT until I was 34.
It had no effect on me - and it needed to because I started with serious male pattern baldness so it was important that literally everything else was perfect to make up for that.
Nothing against people who transition in this way, but I can't socially transition looking completely like a man. I simply won't feel like a woman or be treated as one.
The problem is, I can't repress in the way I did before. Having got my hopes up I just can't return to my previous mentality. So I'm stuck. It's total depression every day or suicide and both of those options suck after only a year ago having so much hope for my future.
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This one is apoplectic at the notion that people are permitted opinions about him that he cannot control, claiming that "not every Tom, Dick and Harry gets to have their say." Try to sound a little less authoritarian next time, dear.
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Venting about "Opinions"​

I've made the mistake of reading discussions about trans people in non-safe spaces recently. For the most part I only directly interact with people who seem to be neutral, and might respond well to a polite, considered response that tries to address their points.
But I'll also read exchanges between trans people/allies and transphobes, and by far the thing that pisses me off the most is "Why are you being so rude? I'm entitled to my opinion!".
No. You fucking aren't.
You don't get to have an opinion on immutable aspects of other people's identities.
I don't have an opinion on your race, or your sexuality, or your sex assigned at birth. Nor do I want to. Because its none of my fucking business.
Yet for the most part it seems to be socially acceptable for other people to have an opinion on whether or not me and people like me should be allowed to exist or not.
Racists and sexists and homophobes exist, of course, but half of the people in these threads wouldn't dream of saying the things they're saying about any other group. Now every Tom, Dick and Harry gets to have their say about whether I should get access to medicine that keeps me alive or be allowed to walk into a restroom where my only concern is doing my own business and leaving as soon as possible.
I'm so fucking tired of this shit.
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A man in need is a man, indeed - this one claims to have endured a battery of hate crimes and has gotten so hard-up for cash that instead of tossing in the tranny towel and working for a construction company or a fast food joint, his girlfriend is on the verge of selling herself. Won't you please donate to his GoFundMe instead? (Also, since this seems to be a saga for him, I archived his previous posts about his situation as well: first one, second one.)
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Another Followup: This is the end. We’re screwed​

https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1hr501o/i_am_so_fucking_scared_and_dont_know_what_to_do/
I’ve faced considerable hate in recent months. Attempted molestation, violence, abduction. I’m aimless. Lonely. Scared for this country. Moved here for a boy who would hurt me so badly.
My only grace is I met another boy, who turned out to be a girl too. I helped her grow, and to escape a bad place, I love her deeply. She says she’s finally her real self.
I’m unhealthy physically & financially. Psoriasis ravages me.
I need to pull $500 or so out of my ass by the 30th. It all collapsed. Reduced holiday working hours, Increased food spending, Increased bills, and all of it needed, No fat can be trimmed to save.
I’m two months behind on my medical bills. I’m terrified of running out of HRT, I can’t live like that, I can’t have that Testosterone again.
My girlfriend offered to sell herself for me but I won’t have that. Looking for a second job, and odd jobs. Both of us. I don’t know how to go on.
Pray for us.
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Uh oh! That's some bad opsec from /u/SarahinSouthCarolina.

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A man in need is a man, indeed
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In his recent user history he posted a Google Drive link (link to post, archive). Remember not to click on or post Google Drive links with anything other than a burner Google account, lest they reveal your...

Name and email address.
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Which leads to Facebook (A), a phone number and likely mother's address on TruePeopleSearch, and plenty more info. Oops.
 
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Dang dirty Pidgeons! said:
I picked up on the opposite being argued: that they're afraid the girls remain too small, because the growth plates fuse in puberty. I already sperged on that whole thing. So, which is it? I know that the fusing is triggered by the sex hormones being released, I think... but these blockers halt EVERYTHING, afaik. So, is it about timing? It always sounded weird to me, because these do also block growth hormones, right? Anyhow, I hate how they make this kind of shit sound reasonable at first, when it's really always about school compliance - can't have someone starting puberty at the end of elementary school, since we can't protect kids from eating each other alive to begin with. Great...
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Experimenting on children considered “outside the norm” is unfortunately nothing new. Back before the late 80s/90s, tall girls would be given estrogen and short boys would be given testosterone in an attempt to ”correct” their heights to what was considered acceptable for males and females.

Lupron, before being used experimentally as a puberty blocker (first for precocious puberty for girls and then for this trans bullshit) was used for girls and women with endometriosis, treating men with prostrate cancer (both to disastrous consequences, see the lawsuits) and to chemically castrate male sex offenders.
 
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Sean Andalou said:
Dating app woes. :lit:
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I am 22 years old, I am MtF trans and I am on the thicker side. You read the title correctly, I have been sitting on 20 different dating apps and I literally cannot get a single like. If you ask if I try and meet people in person. I do, I go to the bars, I go out to the nightclubs. Nothing. I have luck on Grindr, but the luck on Grindr isn't dating. It's a quick fuck and run out the door in the morning kind of gig. I think I am a decent person, have interesting hobbies, have.. I guess an interesting life. I game, but I am also up for intelligent conversation and while I don't make the 'Trans' thing my entire identity, it just feels absolutely impossible to find man, woman, or anything else that doesn't view me simply as a hole to put (x) into or as a pole to put (x) into. I am just getting the really bad feeling that, people are only going to want to fuck me for the rest of my life and while... I guess that is okay? I just, haven't been able to find anything long term and romantic since I broke up with my ex-partner who abused the fuck out of me. I've been (still) am in therapy, and while I do admit that I have faults (Cluster B Personality Disorder) and I may cling to someone a little too quickly, I also admit that to people upfront and that if I become a little too much, that they can let me know and I will back up.

Is it time that I just give up and become... well.. in a horrible way of saying it, just fuckmeat for whomever? Do I lower my standards even lower? They are pretty low already I just.. I am really starting to feel like shit over it.

Pictures of myself just because.. idk.. I could be ugly. https://imgur.com/a/7wWy8Kd

Selfie linked in the post.
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Im not saying you’re ugly bruh but your hair is literally running away from your face
 
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Quarter Pounder said:
Experimenting on children considered “outside the norm” is unfortunately nothing new. Back before the late 80s/90s, tall girls would be given estrogen and short boys would be given testosterone in an attempt to ”correct” their heights to what was considered acceptable for males and females.

Lupron, before being used experimentally as a puberty blocker (first for precocious puberty for girls and then for this trans bullshit) was used for girls and women with endometriosis, treating men with prostrate cancer (both to disastrous consequences, see the lawsuits) and to chemically castrate male sex offenders.
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Both excess estrogen and testosterone stunt growth. Imagine being an already short guy and getting fucked doubly over damn. Why are these retards always able to find parents very willing to let them experiment on their live child?
 
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Sean Andalou said:
Pooner has a "cis" gay boyfriend and ...
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I (25FtM) am in a new relationship with a cis gay man (27M) who has never been with a trans man before. It’s both of our first relationship in many years and I’m really, really into him, but I have a lot of worries about the physical side of things. He’s said that he isn’t opposed to the idea of having sex with me, just that he isn’t sure how he’ll feel about it yet.

We kissed for the first time last night and things got kind of heavy, but we kept clothes on. Afterwards we were talking about our sexual compatibility and he said that something like vaginal penetration would be easier for him than “getting his face all up in there,” or something to that effect.

His comment has been bothering me a lot since then, and I’m worried about the idea of him finding me repulsive or in general having to force himself to stomach it just because he likes me as a person. I don’t have a lot of bottom dysphoria in isolation (I actually like my setup a lot to be honest), but the idea of my partner finding that part of me gross or unattractive has been bringing up a lot of worry and shame.

Obviously it’s too early to know how he’ll feel about it because we haven’t gotten there yet, but it’s been weighing on me a lot already. I kind of feel like an axe is hanging over my head just waiting to fall. The idea of even trying to have sex with him now or of taking my pants off at all feels a bit overwhelming.

If anyone has any advice or experience with this kind of situation and wants to share I would really appreciate it! Thank you :-)
No answers yet. I'll check later to see if anything else amusing happens.
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OK, I checked back.
No one comment pops out, but it seems the situation in the OP is far from unique. :roll:
 
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AssignedEva said:
I was curious about what Jackie looked like, and found him doing a reading of another poem from last year:

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I wonder how the child clocked him? :thinking:Poem below:
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This is incredible, it reads like a parody of this sort of poem - gravlax crostini? Banging the DJ at a wedding in a portapotty while the Hamster Dance plays? Fixating on the bride's vagina? Amazingly it ends addressing the very same ex. One more, the dramatic readings really add to it:
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I'd unironically buy an anthology if Jackie published one. They're such fantastic unintentional satire of a very specific type of person.
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The best part about this guy is that I genuinely thought he was saying "Hi, I'm Jackie Sandbag" and I thought, wow, that's a really unfortunate surname because I have never seen anyone who looked more like a white plastic shopping bag filled with sand...
Then I saw how it was spelled and it crushed all my illusions...
Mad Pottery tho.
 
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Advice for those who would protest. 8)
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An old hand checks in ...
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I'm a long term union organizer, I attended my first antifa demo when I was 11, have been first in line to see what police brutality means, have suffered, bled and shed tears.

If anyone tells you that you aren't doing enough I ask you to tell them one thing and one thing only: "Fuck off."

None of us should have to protest for our rights to exist. Things are overwhelming as fuck and because of the repressions we're facing we are in bad position just like any other minority. It is okay to not attend a protest if it causes you discomfort. It is okay to not speak out if you are endangering yourself. It is okay to hide under your blanket when you are scared.

I am proud of every single one of you - no matter if you're standing next to me out there or if you're at home, making sure you survive.
Slight PL: I know something of the labor movement.

I call BS on there being a tranny union organizer. That's a role (sometimes a paid position) that requires one to be able to infiltrate a workplace and make friends with the other workers. Maybe he was a rent-a-mob guy for some union? Even that is questionable.

I could believe he was in Antifa at age 11. Perhaps that's where he was molested? :P
 
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Sean Andalou said:
I call BS on there being a tranny union organizer. That's a role (sometimes a paid position) that requires one to be able to infiltrate a workplace and make friends with the other workers. Maybe he was a rent-a-mob guy for some union? Even that is questionable.
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Varies by region. I find union organisers in the UK are often histrionic types who were massively into student politics and never left that mindset (even if the union in question represents a blue collar industry). To give you an insight into our three biggest unions, UNISON, Unite and GMB:
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This person's German, so I imagine it's quite similar over there.
 
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