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Literally how is it more RNG than virus2 when virus2 only allows completely random mutations via incubator whereas virus3 allows you to control it using chooms?
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You can just tweak it to not infect maint mice roundstart, this is nothingburger. Also I've never seen maint mice explode or vomit organs (although the colorful reagent interaction is true), I bet there's a threshold to how powerful maint mouse viruses can be but I'm not certain.

This is literally false, diseases of any type can be transmitted through blood and you can also mutate a sickness with "direct exposure" spread type that will not spread in any way other than via blood if you have a specific murder target and want to minimize collateral damage.

I had a few screenshots shared by (I think) an old /vg/ regular AlyoshaTheSaint of his uberviruses that he decimated the station with but unfortunately they've been lost to time. Virus3 has a lot of configuration possibilities to create beneficial/hilarious/super-deadly viruses, I've never got far and only learned how to cure them but here's a video of messing around with the system in-game for you to get a better idea.
Okay, sure, less RNG, but what is easier: porting a whole new system and then tweaking it, or tweaking the one we have (apparently) mostly working now? Isn't virus3 also based on different virus datums, and maybe even its own subsystem?
I also never remember either virus2 or virus3 having the good old diseases. GBS, retrovirus (both the kind that copies the SE, UI+UE of its first host and the kind that scrambles your DNA), etc. As individual symptoms, yes, but not as preset viruses that could occur. It also missed the "remedy" part of old viruses, like drinking Manly Dorfs to cure Wizarditis. GBS could be a good fit for the current Riviera since our rounds are rather short and since there's nothing that puts the fear of God in you and the intense desire to fucking call it better than spontaneously exploding at any moment.
 
I just got banned from Paradise Station for surgically implanting bombs in monkeys and then blowing up the station + evac shuttle as the antag.

If I am the antag, and I am not allowed to blow shit up as a scientist with monkeys with IEDs drilled into their ribcage, than what's the point?
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I'm tired of being nice in furry faggot central. I want to blow shit up in nefariously Niggerish ways.
I got banned from paradise for plasmaflooding the station as an antag atmos tech
 
I got banned from paradise for plasmaflooding the station as an antag atmos tech
The only purpose hubbie servers have is connecting, playing a round as your usual self, getting slightly bemused by how identical all of their codebases feel, getting banned over the dumbest, most innocuous shit and hopping on Riviera in about 40 minutes!

Okay, sure, less RNG, but what is easier: porting a whole new system and then tweaking it, or tweaking the one we have (apparently) mostly working now?
Exactly my thoughts, but gecko doesn't want the old system back so I closed the PR.
 
Updates
  • roundend announcements should be improved for all antags, particularly nuke
  • init rewrite (needed for other stuff)
    • server reconnect should be super fast now on reboot
  • shuttle sounds should work a bit better now (be added/removed more consistently) (@HahaYes)

Exactly my thoughts, but gecko doesn't want the old system back so I closed the PR.
yea i dont know how to do random disease without it being gay and retarded

virus2 is like 'you will sniffle and cough and get a slight fever but not too much so you dont get griefed'

if virus3 just adds like gay flashing colors and stuff then idk about it. seems like viruses should be hard coded
 
The feeling of trying to step into the same river twice via Riviera has been very melancholic.
 
if virus3 just adds like gay flashing colors and stuff then idk about it.
It has a shitton of symptoms, especially deadly ones and even some beneficial ones.
There ARE goofy symptoms you may dislike but those can be just not ported.
virus2 is like 'you will sniffle and cough and get a slight fever but not too much so you dont get griefed'
Also virus3 doesn't do this. Virus2 diseases generate randomly with a bunch of lesser tier symptoms and I agree it's kinda lame, meanwhile virus3 will always generate viruses with high tier symptoms.
 
getting slightly bemused by how identical all of their codebases fell, getting banned over the dumbest, most innocuous shit
"Official Shittardedfaggotstation13 Rules:
1: No bigotry and slurs,
2: No powergaming
3: No rules lawyering Et cetera."
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Bug & feature request report @geckogoy
  • Add time and material cost to all the Exosuit Equipment designs without it;
  • Human mobs shouldn't spawn every single organ upon getting gibbed, should still be guaranteed to spawn a brain;
  • WOOP WOOP YOU CAN MAKE SINKS UNUSABLE BY CANCELING WASHING ACTION - "Someone's already washing here." will always pop up instead;
  • Missing sounds:
    • Sounds for surgery steps (steal from /vg/);
  • Missing sprites:
    • Sprites for open cola cans (steal from /vg/);
    • more sprites for combat borgs (steal from /vg/);
  • Increase speed for borgs, drones and mice:
    • mice and drones should be as fast as squirrels;
    • borgs should be slightly slower than humans;
  • Mice language (port from /vg/);
    • also janitors should know it roundstart because they're maint dwellers;
  • Mice need to be able to actually consume food instead of just 'nibbling' on it with no effect;
  • Suicide verb for mice;
  • Beepsky is VERY slow to act and useless;
    • moves way too slowly;
    • does not fight back when attacked;
    • is slow to notice targets and go after them;
    • when seeing a person set to arrest, asks them to lie down and surrender first, then waits 5 whole seconds before attacking - pure HRP brainrot;
    • his stun attack doesn't even down you in one hit lol;
  • Unlike clowns, latejoin mimes can't change their name;
  • Pointing at objects via middle-click (god trying to right click and select Point To from the menu of a moving target is such a pain);
  • New ERT area on z-level 1 that actually resembles a small ship/part of a bigger ship - NTD Intrepid according to lore - and is not just a walled-off part of CentCom (now that I've learned the ways of mapping I might try my hand at this);
    • old ERT area should be recycled into Death Squad Quarters, with Death Squad silently merged back and made into secret content;
  • Petting borgs with help intent;
  • Syndicate loyalty implant: if your timer is low enough to hit 0 after dropping a steal objective item, give traitors additional non-stackable 10-20 seconds to pick the item back up;
  • Positronic brains ghost polling system is somewhat broken? It took several tries of turning it on for the pop-up to appear for me;
  • AntagHUD should turn on for everyone after Emergency Shuttle arrives at CentCom;
  • HOLY FUCK COMBAT BORGS ARE BROKEN AND HAVE NO ITEMS;
    • also have only a single available icon;
  • Increase the gameover sound sleep() a bit so that it can finish playing before server reboots;
  • Emotes should get lowertext()'ed by default - for example, currently '*cry' is a valid emote while '*CRY' is not;
  • Something is very wrong with shooting directly at targets - when clicking precisely on spessmen, you will end up firing diagonally in random directions instead (see screenie);
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  • Combat belts can't hold sniper shell casings;
  • Energy cells can't be held in tool-belts and are too big for pockets (oh come on);
  • Engiborgs should be immune to fire and high temperatures instead of dying immediatly to them, other borgs should have a greater deal of resistance to them;
  • Follow and Jump to Mob ghost verbs will sometimes break for some reason - will refuse to show the pop-up, reconnections and re-entering corpse do not help;
  • Blob is counting space tiles for its winning condition, which is why it never wins or triggers code delta;
  • Maybe give nuke ops emags and reduce the amount of C4s in armory as a trade-off? Firelocks and airlocks are annoying as fuck to deal with without them;
I swear I'll post some SS13 stories later today, I promise.

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>Another day another dollar on Riviera
>NT have deployed multiple blob cores for shits and giggles
>All the cores are on steroids and it starts spreading insanely fast
>Bolt down to grab welding gear and set it out for the rest of the crew so we have a fighting chance
>My atmos tech has 5 screws loose in his empty head
>He grabs a plasma canister, opens it and sets the engineering lobby ablaze
>Billions have died
>The grind never stops, quick start the engine
>Take down a core
>Get mogged by 5 blobniggers in the process
>Get downed shortly after
>Get rescued and dragged up to security
>Get hit with the holy book of swastikas by the chaplain
>This gives me the strength I need, manage to get back on my feet
>CMO Linton Smith rocks up to arrivals
>Warn him of the blobs presence, there's likely still a core there
>Pass out from blood loss
>Get dragged down to medbay by the paramedic
>Fucking die
>Linton valiantly attempts to drag me back to the land of the living
>Defibs me 6 times while trying to fix the insane infection and damage I've sustained from the green nigger
>All while getting another dude cloned, repairing his brain damage and getting him out of the OR because the paramedic is out of this world levels of retarded
>Alas, I am too fucked up to come back via defib
>Get cloned
>Linton, absolutely surrounded by the blob, refuses to back down
>Tables me in the lobby
>Alternates between fixing my cloning brain damage and burning the green nigger back
>Tell him to run and save himself
>Lolno
>He keeps simultaneously fighting the blob and performing brain surgery
>Blob eventually gets the upper hand
>He scrambles to get what's left of my gear and drags me out of the med lobby
>We barely make it out of there by the skin of our teeth
>Get up
>Cauterise the incision in my head shut
>Get my shit together, still got my welder
>We break into R&D and Linton re-obtains a welder
>Smash our way out of the chapel into space and circle around to arrivals
>Start feeling far warmer than I should be in the middle of space
>Must be an infection
>Lol who cares this green faggot needs to die
>Linton and I lose sight of each other half way there
>Nearly drift off into space, have to throw my wrench to get back
>It's overFuck that it's never over
>We meet up again at arrivals
>My fever is getting way worse
>Burn our way in
>THERE'S THE CORE, IT'S GO TIME
>Collapse from the fever, I can't get back up
>Fuel tank gets fucking blown up by the blob
>Linton is downed from the explosion
>Helplessly watch in horror as the blob surrounds us both, sealing us off from space
>We're down to the wire on welder fuel
>Everything is slowly going dark, my body is growing more and more numb
>Linton gets back up
>Hedidnthearnobell.m4a
>His welder runs out of fuel
>Captains gun is on the floor right next to the core, in the hands of the dead shaft miner
>He picks it up
>I finally drag myself back on my feet just as he absolutely destroys the last core, neutralising the threat
>I've got just enough fuel left in my welder to get us back out into space and free of the destroyed station
>The actual living fucking legend Linton Smith does it again
TOTAL BLOB DEATH
TOTAL CREW VICTORY
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I was trying to fucking burn the green nigger but instead learned my atmos voidsuit doesn't protect you from fire
And the people in the same room not wearing atmo voidsuits like John Hardt in an engineering void suit and Rupert Pale in janny attire?
 
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I'm very glad to see my Bill Cosby react shitpost end up in this.
I'm really looking forward to Grayson going around like a gangster doing drivebys.

Also, a code request,
Would there be any opposition to adding the borg computer to the AIs subsystems? It's hard for the AI to keep track of if it has cyborgs and if they're dead or not at this point.
This might actually be something I could do myself.
 
Also, a code request,
Would there be any opposition to adding the borg computer to the AIs subsystems? It's hard for the AI to keep track of if it has cyborgs and if they're dead or not at this point.
This might actually be something I could do myself.
Only if it can't blow borgs up or lock them down using it.
 
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I'm very glad to see my Bill Cosby react shitpost end up in this.
I'm really looking forward to Grayson going around like a gangster doing drivebys
I love stealing people's memes and posts without credit.
If you are talking about the round I'm thinking of, we shall see if that gets an edit (probably)
 
I love stealing people's memes and posts without credit.
If you are talking about the round I'm thinking of, we shall see if that gets an edit (probably)
all my works are public domain unless stated otherwise (all 3 of them), I'm happy to see it

Here's one more just for you:
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Only if it can't blow borgs up or lock them down using it.
That's what I was thinking
@geckogoy, what do you think? I don't want to work on it without blessing.
Would you mind if I "reserve" certain files and upload the changes here?
I also find the repo's master branch name very funny and refreshing.
 
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I got banned from paradise for plasmaflooding the station as an antag atmos tech

Dude! I remember that round! I was the chef that time, and I remember watching the plasma slowly flooding my kitchen, while all I can do is thank the crew for being loyal customers.

That round was fucking awesome. Was your character's name Victor something? I remember you sword fighting the Captain with an Axe if that was you.
 
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