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That’s the only thing you never use a watch for, child. Enjoy prison!
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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My brother in Christ, liking steak well done is one thing, doing this to a food is way beyond that:
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What the fuck is that strange Bodganoff creature?
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Uh....totally not me having acquired a time machine from a mysterious blue haired clock lady and having gone back to the late 90s to roofie Pigman Seagal's drink and have my way with his unconscious ass....
Also to quickly change the subject, you see the painted thumbnail in the top left corner? pigtits said he got this pic from a school reunion so it might be whatever meg griffin looking chick who had a fat faggot fetish enough to snap an old timey photo of the two....or maybe we have uncovered another clue about fatrick's elusive "Jenny" drag persona
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X account @Boomiasairbnb has dropped more hovel infiltration pics. nitter / archive
The peculiar way the kitchen floor linoleum is peeling up (and not even under a sink, like you might expect) is really skeeving me out.
Granted, being a college neighborhood, this is what pretty much any comparable apartment unit is also going to look like. But for $99 a night as a "BnB", it's a ramshackle dump. I think the pests are on to something with their accusations of fake or coached airbnb reviews.
here's a perfectly good Days Inn whose normal rate is $65. it, like the hovel, is proximal to the ghetto, but not quite inside it. it's also much closer to downtown
The peculiar way the kitchen floor linoleum is peeling up (and not even under a sink, like you might expect) is really skeeving me out.
Granted, being a college neighborhood, this is what pretty much any comparable apartment unit is also going to look like. But for $99 a night as a "BnB", it's a ramshackle dump. I think the pests are on to something with their accusations of fake or coached airbnb reviews.
here's a perfectly good Days Inn whose normal rate is $65. it, like the hovel, is proximal to the ghetto, but not quite inside it. it's also much closer to downtown
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So you're saying he let the idiots win?!?
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No child.
The pests will all be imprisoned in medieval style dungeons, before being made to personally apologize.
Once they all accept that they are Nazi chuds they will happily go to the gallows as Donald Trump pins a congressional medal of honor on Patrick’s Slurm t-shirt and then joins the merry throng in the grim fandango.
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He let the idiots win, and as shown by the hovel infiltration photographs, he let the idiots in...
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What I like about Pat in his obstinacy and self importance is that he genuinely believes that if he says no, that it is impossible for people to do the things they say they are going to do.
I seriously think he has annoyed the MPD and possibly a lawyer in the past week demanding that the pests are found via a federal wide manhunt and arrested for felony entering an Air BnB.
It must really be a frustrating experience being Patrick.
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This is who I meant. For some reason, I get the antagonists from Manhunter and The Silence of the Lambs mixed up. Buffalo Bill is a far better comparison.
I'll be damned if the above isn't too dissimilar from a typical Pat oinkout.
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Pig Man is outraged at drumpf's monstrous threat towards the negerwurst supply chain
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Well, I mean, you figure that since FBI has issued "test on everyone" guidance in 2013, the problem would have been resolved? No? 11 years wasn't enough? Huh.
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Wait, does this mean Negroes are immune to COVID 19?
Race specific bioweapon confirmed
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No, stalker, he did not. Robert Prongay was immediately incapacitated and arrested just as Patty promised. Robert did NOT take a dump in Pat's toilet and get away with it, child. Those are your delusions again. Enjoy prison.
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It's actually almost amazing to make a "Beef Wellington" look like the turd of some large animal.
As for well done steak, I wouldn't do this for myself, but since I'm not a dick who takes revenge on someone for asking for it that way, I'd recommend sous vide (yeah more sperging about this). It is still a little drier than medium-rare or objectively better ways of doing it, but the process stops it from turning into shoe leather and it's still tender.
It actually turns out okay and people who like well done steak seem to like it too. So if someone absolutely must have it done that way, that's a way to do it without knowing you're creating an abomination in the eyes of God.
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The wurst thing is, this aint even the most foul atrocity he has committed against English Cuisine
This fat fucker put bell peppers in a Cornish Pasty
He couldnt even bake them without the pastry falling apart
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Patrick has created an account on Nextdoor, it would seem...
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I can only imagine people leaving positive reviews because they went in knowing what to expect: a run down hovel. For a college student or someone used to residing in ghettos, it’s acceptable so might as well leave a polite 5-star review and move on.
I’m a little disappointed that Boomia didn’t take pictures of the infamous backward fence, though I suppose that could come out in a later release.
Sigh…. Some people have no sense of humor!
Edited to avoid double posting. People on the second, better forum have caught wind that Redditors have located the room Patrick is doing a reading in
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No, stalker. He did not. He left a key in a box with an access code for them so he would not have to leave the warm safety of the fart couch to help them enter. That is the correcT recorD, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
It's impossible to find any clothing in his closet that fits, which given that he hasn't gained a pound since high school must be incredibly annoying. The clothes he can squeeze into accentuate his "pecs" in such a way that some British guy that talks funny keeps showing up in his dreams and doing stuff to him. Luckily he's "into things" so it's not a wholly terrible experience.
He keeps getting into all these physical confrontations where he must immediately incapacitate his attackers then hold them immobile while waiting for the police to arrive. After that he has to go with them to the bar because how could they not buy him a beer to congratulate him for taking down yet another serious threat? This happens every time he has a meeting with a publisher for his next book, so he's missed a dozen of them so far. At least less knife fights are occurring to him these days.
Worst of all, a woman that works in the literary industry went crazy one day out of nowhere, befriended every single one of the Cult of Stalker Childs that have been trying to murder him and his family (that he totally is on good terms with) for the last 6 years, and is now turning other authors against him. And this right as Donald Trump just ended democracy worldwide!