Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[W@rui]

Trump has officially Bamished Musk to the corner of the Basement.

https://x.com/NewsWire_US/status/1883157979324911890?t=-JgR-K88cqeM0D8EgbyZJA&s=19

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The Chief of Staff position comes off as the nation's highest, certified tard wrangler.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

and Susie is actually really fucking good at her job.

it is sort of crazy to think someone from Jacksonville is basically going to transform the US, like its one of the punchline major cities of the US, it didn't even have a legacy like Detroit or Chicago. its just there. a city built around a shitty port and a couple naval bases in the hick part of florida.

We're literally getting fucked out of a country

NGL that might be the most attractive indian woman i've ever seen. between that and Heard, Musk sure does seem to pull top tier women.

 

[Haftag]

Well-known transgender model Tzef Montana has made revelations about Elon Musk, claiming that he is surprised by his political statements, which contradict what he does in his personal life, such as using ketamine and pretending to be feminine in sex.

I wouldn't put this behind Musk but I sure as heck wouldn't call this Greek guy and whatever rag this was reported in credible either. I mean "well-known transgender model"?

 

[NimertiS]

I wouldn't put this behind Musk but I sure as heck wouldn't call this Greek guy and whatever rag this was reported in credible either. I mean "well-known transgender model"?

In Greece, we have a saying "whatever you say you are, it goes", like this Tzef guy successfully marketed his whole persona that he is successful, with his trips in USA and in Monaco. I hope Elon gets a hold of this, and we could have another asspat dunno.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/08/07/musk-x-harris-bias/

It's been a long time since I took something from the washington post that broadened my view, but this was one of those times. Thank you.

 

[Slur Generator]

@NimertiS

this is bullshit but I want to believe it

Yea...I don't buy it but Musk has some weird thing going on that's for sure, besides his breeding kink.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

The Chief of Staff position comes off as the nation's highest, certified tard wrangler.

If you're selecting someone to wrangle tards, someone who did it in Florida is a pretty good bet. That state is a bottom tier zoo where they don't even bother to stop people from feeding the animals.

 

[johnkimble123]

The Chief of Staff position comes off as the nation's highest, certified tard wrangler.

And White House counsel is basically the other one, having to tell idiots in the WH, "no you can't legally do that", then getting ignored.

Funny thing is these early days are when Elon can actually grab some power, since so many of the acting leadership in agencies is clueless. OPM has some psych major in her 20s dishing out policy in poorly written memos that have more holes than Swiss cheese. If Elon had any actual skills besides being rich, he could fill those voids and really influence shit, so much where he wouldn't be easily shunned away. But he's an autistic socially awkward tard that nobody actually likes.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

And White House counsel is basically the other one, having to tell idiots in the WH, "no you can't legally do that", then getting ignored.

Funny thing is these early days are when Elon can actually grab some power, since so many of the acting leadership in agencies is clueless. OPM has some psych major in her 20s dishing out policy in poorly written memos that have more holes than Swiss cheese. If Elon had any actual skills besides being rich, he could fill those voids and really influence shit, so much where he wouldn't be easily shunned away. But he's an autistic socially awkward tard that nobody actually likes.

Elon is basically the successful version of Becky Gerber. Now that he has the toy he was screaming, scheming, and pleading for... He's bored. There's other countries to fuck with and only so many hours in the day.

 

[LurkingLemur]

Elon Musk is a faggot. That's all I have to contribute to this thread.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Elon Musk is a faggot. That's all I have to contribute to this thread.

I'd argue he's more of a nigger than a faggot though.
This isn't a novel take but:

• 12 kids from different baby mammas that he isn't involved in (as shown by his son becoming a tranny)
• Names his kids weird dumb shit like X megabytes 802.11b, basically the White version of LaQuavious
• Smokes weed with joe rogan and plays video games (or claims to while Indians grind for him)
• Huge ego/narcissism while everyone else sees him as a retard
• Is an African-American
• Pathological liar
• Dependent on government money

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Elon flinging shit in Trumps face over the stargate thing on x is probally what lead to this.

That’s the simple rule for this presidency: don’t bite the hand that feeds. He’s made it so glaringly obvious that all he wants is loyalty, over qualifications, expertise, or power, but I suppose somebody as fundamentally fickle and disloyal as Musk is unable to see that.

 

[Executive Petrel]

bUt iM sPeShUl aNd wE nEeD tO prOteCt oUr gEniuSeS

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Spoiler: Ellen Musk

 

[Trump's Chosen]

That’s the simple rule for this presidency: don’t bite the hand that feeds. He’s made it so glaringly obvious that all he wants is loyalty, over qualifications, expertise, or power, but I suppose somebody as fundamentally fickle and disloyal as Musk is unable to see that.

Elon doesn't get that loyalry is a two way street. You can'r get much of it if you don't give much of it.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Now I have speculations on how the sperm for IVF obtained; did Elon attach a Fleshlight to the back of a Tesla? A Robonaut 2 body pillow?

He had some dot head shove a model of one of his gay rockets in his ass and a cold metal robotic hand jack him off while he played the Quake 4 stroggification scene in VR.

 

[MidZeRo]

I'd argue he's more of a nigger than a faggot though.
This isn't a novel take but:

• 12 kids from different baby mammas that he isn't involved in (as shown by his son becoming a tranny)
• Names his kids weird dumb shit like X megabytes 802.11b, basically the White version of LaQuavious
• Smokes weed with joe rogan and plays video games (or claims to while Indians grind for him)
• Huge ego/narcissism while everyone else sees him as a retard
• Is an African-American
• Pathological liar
• Dependent on government money

You guys are too quick to attribute shit to black people which tells me you losers really don't know niggery at fucking all.
- 12 kids you have no involvement with is shit rich people and aristocrats have been doing forever.
- Black ghetto black names are NORMAL for ghetto black people. Elons kids names are weird for white people.
- everyone smokes weed and white people made a whole culture out of it. Video games biggest demographic is white males.
- Black people don't have huge egos, they're just lazy and think it's owed to them.
- Black people are literally more American than Elon because he's FROM Africa.
- Spot on.

Even if that WAS true that would make him at best an entry level nigger. Novice.
I watched a story where a woman said she had 3 of this dudes kids and he left her. He shacked up with some Latina. While "visiting" her to pick up his kids the Latina would wait in the car. He'd go in and fuck her and got her pregnant with their 4th kid.
The Latina knew all of this and didn't GAF. Meanwhile the black chick told the Latina that they should be sister wives, and she declined, but still stayed with the dude.

THAT'S nigger shit.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Tau Techno Mechanicus

 

[Dan Abrams]

You guys are too quick to attribute shit to black people which tells me you losers really don't know niggery at fucking all.
- 12 kids you have no involvement with is shit rich people and aristocrats have been doing forever.
- Black ghetto black names are NORMAL for ghetto black people. Elons kids names are weird for white people.
- everyone smokes weed and white people made a whole culture out of it. Video games biggest demographic is white males.
- Black people don't have huge egos, they're just lazy and think it's owed to them.
- Black people are literally more American than Elon because he's FROM Africa.
- Spot on.

Even if that WAS true that would make him at best an entry level nigger. Novice.
I watched a story where a woman said she had 3 of this dudes kids and he left her. He shacked up with some Latina. While "visiting" her to pick up his kids the Latina would wait in the car. He'd go in and fuck her and got her pregnant with their 4th kid.
The Latina knew all of this and didn't GAF. Meanwhile the black chick told the Latina that they should be sister wives, and she declined, but still stayed with the dude.

THAT'S nigger shit.

Do you need a tissue Jamal?

 

[Standardized Profile]

Trump has officially Bamished Musk to the corner of the Basement.

https://x.com/NewsWire_US/status/1883157979324911890?t=-JgR-K88cqeM0D8EgbyZJA&s=19

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Good, there's plenty of space in the White House basement.



The southwest corner is dedicated to a higher priority mission, but he can have any of the other three.