Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Detroit to Milwaukee is five hours 24 minutes.

Ricky is admitting to committing prison crimes.
Safe isn’t his speed.
An even 5 hours is believable if you do okay on traffic and keep the cruising speed in the 80-90 range.
Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to zoom right thru Chicago on I-94 if you get really lucky. I’ve done it plenty of times, albeit in the middle of the night. It’s I-80 between Portage and Hammond that’s the real wild card.
To do 4.5 hours isn’t impossible but it would definitely require some triple digits.
 
How in the hell is literally wu the voice of reason?
In extreme-left circles? More often than you would think. He is downright reasonable compared to the strain of troons that emerged in the last decade.

I wonder who knows more about Astrophysics, Patrick "Barely 2 digits" or Brianna "throwing rocks from the moon towards earth would result in mass destruction"?
 
Of course Pat would endorse such repellent behaviour. How a parent could deprive their own flesh and blood due to TDS is unfathomable to me.
Nuking your blood family relationships in pursuit of that sweet, sweet dopamine gained from internet stranger asspats is just part and parcel of being a 21st century leftoid.

Based zoomer kid. I hope she's able to secure scholarships, finish school, find a based husband, and tell her sperm donor to go fuck himself when he inevitably comes crawling back to her (probably for money) years down the road.
 
It appears she was with him (inferring because he said “excuse us”). Does anyone know if the redditors interacted with him at the con?
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What the fuck, Piggertits? :stress:
You can’t even maintain your V4, or even your motorcycle in the harsh Milwaukee winter. Fat slob.
 
How the fuck did he get the car this dirty, what did he drive from the shitty con back home entirely off road? Was there a dust storm? Did Fat Max here have to flee from some post apocalyptic bandits? Porque Squealer couldn't find a car wash to drive through on the way there?
Excessive road salt gets cars extremely dirty.
 
How the fuck did he get the car this dirty, what did he drive from the shitty con back home entirely off road? Was there a dust storm? Did Fat Max here have to flee from some post apocalyptic bandits? Porque Squealer couldn't find a car wash to drive through on the way there?

Winter + highway = dirty car. I don't drive any major roadways in my neck of the woods and even my car looks about like that 10 seconds after it is out of the car wash.
 
You can’t even maintain your V4, or even your motorcycle in the harsh Milwaukee winter. Fat slob.
I can understand not washing the car on the way home (though stopping at a gas station in the Midwest means stopping at a car wash).

I can understand rushing home. I can even understand taking a picture and humblebragging about it.

But fucking wash the car before doing so, or have your wife take an action shot of you leaving the car wash.

As it is, it fucking looks like someone trying to build an alibi for where they were on the night of the murder.
 
Rick always refers to himself in the plural. Probably because he’s so fat.
But perhaps because it makes him feel less alone :(

Maybe he has the stupid Hollywood version of multiple personality disorder. He's got military expert General Fatton, car enthusiast Torque Wheeler, and whatever fucking demon in him that came out during the Josiah tapes among many other several colorful characters we've all come to know and love.

It's always reminded me of Butters in this South Park episode.

 
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