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Should be a wild four years.

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isn't your gut literally the worst place you can be shot?
your intestines spill out bacteria-ridden shit into your body and cause a guaranteed septic infection?
One of them, yeah. But getting bellied is slow. The treatment is to open you up, take everything out, spray you out, stitch up whatever part of your colon got fucked up, and shove it all back in. Getting lung shot by contrast will have you drowning in your own mouth pretty quickly.
 
I should also say that the vast majority of ethnic groups we don't see any food get popularized from. Haitian food...uh...Afghan food? no.......most of the Asian foods are brought here by legit immigrants and not illegals.
Afghanistan is right next to Pakistan is right next to India. Sometimes when you go to an "Afghan", "Pakistani" or "Indian" restaurant, it's guys from one of those other countries making the food, and they just called it whatever they felt like marketing. All similar anyway.
 
Afghanistan is right next to Pakistan is right next to India. Sometimes when you go to an "Afghan", "Pakistani" or "Indian" restaurant, it's guys from one of those other countries making the food, and they just called it whatever they felt like marketing. All similar anyway.
And sometimes undercover INS agent Jerry Seinfeld makes them pay
 
its also crazy for Colombia of all places to be the first to attempt to do something, honestly everything about Trump seems very "mythological" like in terms of illegals its not even in the top 10 countries, but because the USA almost was called Columbia and Trump going full force on that country is like showing what he'd do to fix this country.

everything about this last decade feels very cinematic. even his VP, a man half his age from the lowest rungs of society who's a veteran and worked his way to the top and has more tolerance for journos and can shittalk them to their faces in a way that both the intellectual class and plebs find tolerable instead of the working man attitude trump had.
 
The columbian Foreign Ministry released a statement. TLDR, buck broken. People are making fun of them in the comments. Translated below.

The Government of Colombia reports that we have overcome the impasse with the Government of the United States. In this context, Foreign Minister Luis Gilberto Murillo and Ambassador Daniel García-Peña will travel in the next few hours to Washington, D.C., to hold high-level meetings to follow up on the agreements, the result of joint work and exchange of diplomatic notes that They occurred today between the two governments. We will continue to receive Colombians who return as deportees, guaranteeing them decent conditions, as citizens subject to rights. The Government of Colombia, under the direction of President Gustavo Petro, has the presidential plane ready to facilitate the return of Colombians who were going to arrive in the country today in the morning, on deportation flights. Colombia ratifies that diplomatic channels of dialogue will be maintained to guarantee the rights, national interest and dignity of our citizens.

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Lol, they put Petro down for his nap and are sending the grownups. I wish he was going himself. Imagine, they talk him down from the spergout, coach him for hours on what he needs to say to not fuck his own country into the dirt, then right before the meeting he does a huge bump of coke, shits his diaper, and starts screaming Columbian Hotep shit at Marco Rubio.
 
I don't usually talk to Columbians but please tell me non of them are stupid enough to fall for this.
I don't know, the singular one I've ever worked with pinched and stole everything what wasn't bolted to the ground at my previous job, and he spoke a few times of his girlfriend or whatever not being able to become a citizen lol
 
Africa just apparently lacked any social and ecological niche that favored high intellect over physical advantages.
Nah, they're a couple thousand years behind in that regard. The Amhara and Igbo are noted to be able to be better civilization builders and merchants respectively than other Africans. It's just they're behind the other races.
 
He's going to have to do something else to amplify and accelerate this process. Go after employers, educators, and other collaborators, maybe? Surely there's anti-slavery laws on the books he can nail restaurants or construction sites with for hiring illegals?
Something I had entertained was to give their home countries' governments a good reason to take them back. 'If you take back, keep, and put to work X amount of your people within Y amount of time we'll give you Z', something like that. That is, of course, on top of just continuing to throw them out on our own.
 
The shit-libs on a non-political forum I frequent (which they've essentially turned into a mirror of reddit) are so starved of WINNING that they're pretending this Columbian gimp has 360 no scoped Big Don with that rambling, cocain fueled cringe piece he posted before being lubed up and railed.

I knew they would never admit Trump has had an impressive start to his reign, but I'm honestly suprised at just how gay they're being about it.
 
Nothing happened during his presidency, though it was cool to have a black president I guess.
I had to quit a job for the first time because the megachain I worked for at the time had to choose either giving their full-time workers insurance, or being punished for not doing so, and their response was to simply give us 15 hours a week. My hours constantly got cut because megacompanies would skimp out under Obamacare. I can't tell you how many more jobs I had lost because the companies I was temping for were mandated to either 'hire or fire' once a state-set number of temp hours were reached, because hiring me would mean giving me insurance.
 
Ahh, Socrates. There is a reason the Athenian government made him kill himself. I really can't even blame them if I am being honest. The man was very good at saying dangerous truths.

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Which is fucking amazing consider he just deported a small town
Now imagine ten or twenty thousand small towns left to deport. Bit of a problem, aye?
Why even give somebody something that could wither away over time? Give a lady something she could use or last. Nourishment, heartfelt creations, money, maybe even a memory.
No non-‘tarded woman in the history of Humanity has ever wanted cash over flowers in a random gift, apart from maybe an onlyfans whore or your mother, but I repeat myself.
 
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Ahh, Socrates. There is a reason the Athenian government made him kill himself. I really can't even blame them if I am being honest. The man was very good at saying dangerous truths.
Aristophanes was right about that sourpuss jerk Socrates thinking he was better than everyone
 
Now imagine ten or twenty thousand small towns left to deport. Bit of a problem, aye?
Every flood starts with a trickle. Its been a week. Give it time. Even if it stays at this rate that is 2,194,030 total illegals over the course of his presidency. Its still a massive improvement over what we had.
 
Holy fucking shit, that video is infuriating to watch. He is absolutely right, she is trying so hard to sound "nice", instead of making herself useful, for once.

This is such a breath of fresh air.
Imagine, if you will, we discovered today a culture of lead-lickers.

A whole, entire culture, where a not completely core, but commonplace, part of their culture was consuming lead. And all the obvious side effects were coming about as a result of that. Lowest average age, they're all irritable maniacs, they have whole new side effects uniquely found in them.

The shitpost right-wing response, not even the official one, would be to lampoon them entirely. The entirely country would be written off as a culture of idiots who can't be taught anything 'cos they'll just eat the pencils, there'd be memes about normal people uprooting the lead pipes in their toilets followed by incredibly racist stereotypes of these people gnawing on the poop pipes like rats, there'd be a thousand new racial epithets, and every single time one of them complained about how abusive it was, the right-wingers would tell them to shoot themselves once they're done licking the barrel of their pistol.

And that would still be a better response than the left-wing one, because at least it would acknowledge a problem exists.
 
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