What a way to find out he has a son. For some reason, I thought he just had a couple of daughters but a very white French rapper son.. I'm gonna need this guy gone way sooner rather than later.
Like is his rap name actually just his real name? Why would you do that? That is the one genre you could pick literally any other word as a name. That is really Trudeau-level hubris to still need any clout that name will provide instead of just quietly being a Soundcloud rapper as a secret shame like some other politicians kids.
I had a passing thought today and I know there's a history of tariffs and sanctions by countries everywhere but in this particular round of Trump-led tariffs, it feels like his targets are kind of underdeveloped countries compared to other behemoths he could be going after. Basically, we got lumped in with Mexico and Colombia and I'm not saying they're complete shit holes or there isn't "valid" reason for doing so but it feels like in Trumps mind, Canada is a cold Mexico.
And maybe it is.
So I'm pretty sure the tariffs are coming. I didn't realize we lived in an actual shit hole other people knew about. Even if everything Trump wants to do is totally face value, no ulterior motives or conspiracies, we cannot fix the issues he's presented because there is no true mechanism to blanket resolve even one of the issues. They will first need to argue jurisdiction - is it fed, provincial, municipal. People laughed at them holding meetings but that's all they can do because it takes a single outlier, who happens to be Danielle Smith, from stopping all progress which will then become some legal parliamentary supreme court bullshit which will definitely follow all federal holiday schedule so while Doug Ford snowmobiles in North Ontario, Trump is up at 4am tweeting about how unserious Canada is as a country and they're unstable and become a threat
OH noez, Trump doesn't respect our convoluted corrupted parliamentary procedures. I'm sure he'll just wait for everyone to hold their fucking elections before considering desecrating the economy. It's not even so bad it's funny anymore it's now circled back to just really bad. Maybe Trump is the next Hitler, I don't know, but if he is holy fuck can you imagine doing this shit while Hitler is telling you he's about to fuck up your country to your face.
