Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
Maybe he should troon out. Then he can demand sex without being called a creep. He'd be regarded as stunning and valid. That's all he really wants right?

As horrifying as the thought of this is, he'd still pass better than some of the troons featured here.

It's a little surprising that he never tried going down that path. He seems exactly like the sort who would hang out in lesbian bars and demand that the women there suck him his her her penis.
 
As horrifying as the thought of this is, he'd still pass better than some of the troons featured here.

It's a little surprising that he never tried going down that path. He seems exactly like the sort who would hang out in lesbian bars and demand that the women there suck him his her her penis.
Then he'd just complain that all women are TERFs and they're not respecting his right to be a woman.

Except it's Russtard and he'd still be nigh incomprehensible when speaking.
 
You know....everytime I'm in Vegas I ask myself the same question: What is more likely, that I hit a big jackpot on the slots, or that I somehow run into Crusty Rusty out in the wild? Sadly, I didn't order anything from DoorDash or go anywhere near where bums like him hang out, so I missed out on my chance (no luck with the slots either). But one of these days....
 
You know....everytime I'm in Vegas I ask myself the same question: What is more likely, that I hit a big jackpot on the slots, or that I somehow run into Crusty Rusty out in the wild? Sadly, I didn't order anything from DoorDash or go anywhere near where bums like him hang out, so I missed out on my chance (no luck with the slots either). But one of these days....
Everybody knows you're more likely to encounter Slobberfoot in the wild than you are to win big at the casino.
 
personally i really want him to get the money to build a brothel; you guys know it will be the funniest dumpster fire, right? the amount of milk which would flow would be delicious.

out of curiosity, i went and checked on google street view: this is the land russell wanted to buy for not more than $100,000 for dream brothel.

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i also find it interesting that russel in his filings said gilman wanted to build here, which is why he needed the TRO but as of September 2024 you can see no signs of anyhitng being built here. im sure most of the residence of this decent looking small town are happy that there is no brothel here, especially not one ran by russhole.
 
out of curiosity, i went and checked on google street view: this is the land russell wanted to buy for not more than $100,000 for dream brothel.

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Mile High Neon lives!

Behold the shipping container of your dreams, ladies. Restrooms are out back and there’s a bucket we refill nightly you can use for showers. It’s not hot but Nevada gets so toasty we figure a cool shower will be refreshing.

That 60/40 split sounds amazing. Poor Russell is going to have to turn away all the Instagram ladies when they see this little bit of heaven.
 
That 60/40 split sounds amazing. Poor Russell is going to have to turn away all the Instagram ladies when they see this little bit of heaven.

You've all heard about the hooker with the heart of gold. Now meet the pimp with a heart of gold. He keeps his pimp hand strong, his bottom bitch still gets the wire coat hanger if she gives him backchat but he only takes 40% of their income instead of the more usual 50%.

Meet NiceGuyRussell. What a champ.
 
You've all heard about the hooker with the heart of gold. Now meet the pimp with a heart of gold. He keeps his pimp hand strong, his bottom bitch still gets the wire coat hanger if she gives him backchat but he only takes 40% of their income instead of the more usual 50%.

Meet NiceGuyRussell. What a champ.
Honestly if russ got in a fight with a hooker, the hooker would probably kick his ass.
 
As horrifying as the thought of this is, he'd still pass better than some of the troons featured here.

It's a little surprising that he never tried going down that path. He seems exactly like the sort who would hang out in lesbian bars and demand that the women there suck him his her her penis.

Russ has built much of his self-image on being a masculine "stud" and a "nice guy" gentleman. I can't feature him trooning out. It's antithetical to the self-image he has built for himself.

personally i really want him to get the money to build a brothel; you guys know it will be the funniest dumpster fire, right? the amount of milk which would flow would be delicious.

out of curiosity, i went and checked on google street view: this is the land russell wanted to buy for not more than $100,000 for dream brothel.

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i also find it interesting that russel in his filings said gilman wanted to build here, which is why he needed the TRO but as of September 2024 you can see no signs of anyhitng being built here. im sure most of the residence of this decent looking small town are happy that there is no brothel here, especially not one ran by russhole.

Here's a fun thought experiment: let's say Kiwis decided to raise money for Russhole's dream brothel, much like they have for Null's war chest for his legal battles. Do you think Russ would accept money from us damn dirty trolls? Especially if we made it clear we won't be going away and we won't stop mocking him? Would he think it's some sort of trick on our part and refuse our "dirty money", or do you think he'd eagerly snatch it up?
 
Russ has built much of his self-image on being a masculine "stud" and a "nice guy" gentleman. I can't feature him trooning out. It's antithetical to the self-image he has built for himself.
Agreed - I'll eat my shoe if Russ comes out as trans. He's also not into being degraded, which seems to be an AGP hallmark. He's just a 9/10 stud kicking his disability's ass - no bottom surgery required.
 
Here's a fun thought experiment: let's say Kiwis decided to raise money for Russhole's dream brothel, much like they have for Null's war chest for his legal battles. Do you think Russ would accept money from us damn dirty trolls? Especially if we made it clear we won't be going away and we won't stop mocking him? Would he think it's some sort of trick on our part and refuse our "dirty money", or do you think he'd eagerly snatch it up?
If it meant he'd get him his penis sucked he'd say yes.

And then claim victory afterwards that he won by beating us at our own game.

Remember in his world the end justifies the means and if he gets laid in the process it was worth it.
 
Here's a fun thought experiment: let's say Kiwis decided to raise money for Russhole's dream brothel, much like they have for Null's war chest for his legal battles. Do you think Russ would accept money from us damn dirty trolls? Especially if we made it clear we won't be going away and we won't stop mocking him? Would he think it's some sort of trick on our part and refuse our "dirty money", or do you think he'd eagerly snatch it up?
he would register an account with his email and phone number, post videos himself eating spaghetti with his hands tied behind his back every day for a week, and wear assless chaps to court if a kiwi so much as bought him a footjob from "Whoopsie Goldberg"
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Whatever, bitch. I have a USPS box and I can literally access it 24/7. The outer doors are always unlocked for PO Box access, snagging Priority Mail containers, dropping off mail and small packages in the dropbox, and paying your bill at the kiosk.
And if the USPS box is too fucking hard, the post office delivers to your fucking house almost every day, and if THAT is too scary, they offer Premium Forwarding Services that basically make your PO Box an alias to your address. And if you go further, you can register with them such that it's permanent. https://www.usps.com/manage/forward-premium.htm

Oh, we forget, that what Russ calls a PO Box is often just a shitty dropbox at a mailboxes etc - but hey, those places offer remailing, too!
What the fuck is a fictitious business certificate?

typically LLCs and other corporations use their own name but can also file the same.
As mentioned it's basically a DBA related to businesses being "fictitious people" somewhat. The important thing is it's like $5 or something to file, means basically nothing (many companies accidentally fuck up and forget, nobody cares), and shows nothing. The number of people who have filed a fictitious business notice with their state and then done absolutely nothing is in the millions. Only late-night infomercial idiots think it means anything, but of course cargocult Russ would snap that shit up.
If you have an LLC why on earth would you possibly ever want to do the same thing under a sole proprietorship? The whole point of an LLC is to protect your personal assets, which a sole proprietorship doesn't do.
As mentioned above, it's one of those things people do because they think it makes them "real businessy" whereas real businesses don't bother with LLC shit until such time as it's actually necessary (and you can get caught with unexpected consequences like having to hire an attorney). Also for those watching, an LLC protects your personal assets way less than you might think, and a sole proprietorship may cover them more than you think. It doesn't take much to pierce the corporate veil in a criminal issue, and normal civil issues (like bankruptcy) aren't terribly likely to go deeply after your assets. Of which Russ has none.
who said said empowering things like women should be legally required to have sex with disabled men
To be fair to the retard, he almost has a point here. If "sex work is real work" then it should be subject to the standard non-discrimination laws that apply to all work. And if those laws shouldn't apply, people should deeply think about why. (The key to retards like russ is to always document that you are discriminating against him NOT because of any protected class, but because he's a fucking asshole.)

I know just the guy.
Sam Hide's Shitlips and the Fishstanks would be ground-breaking entertainment. I bet he could get everyone signed on, and I bet Russ would come out the other side thinking he was a minor diety.
kiss to help with his disability
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attached like a covid-95 mask
this is the land russell wanted to buy for not more than $100,000 for dream brothel
a quick glance around there indicates that even the shittiest commercial parcel starts at $250k and goes up quite damn quickly
 

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Rusty is probably one of the cows I want to see have his dreams come true the most.

If I had Elon money I'd give him a turn key running brothel just to watch his dreams shattered as he's running his girls off, filing paper work and dealing with the day in and day out of running a corp.

I couldn't picture more suffering in his life to be handed over his dream and having it fall apart. Sure he'd deflect and blame the girls and gov and customers but his trauma lumps would be able to seen from space.
 
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