The name above you is the next president. How's that going for you?

Energy drinks are poured into the global water supply, and The Idiocracy starts 300 years earlier than predicted.
 
White man came and he got speared.

Then took guns from white man.

We now worship buffalo.

So we can say no homo
 
Probably way too much bad grammar that left for too long that they aren't even corrected. The world is now phonefagging.
 
We already had Obama who was both a faggot and a nigger. That’s no good.
Joebama is no good. Probably should sent to the cotton farms in West Virginia instead of being a president.
 
We'll be safe from organized crime, and Dragon Ball Z will be mandatory in schools, but unfortunately the furry scandal means we won't be getting a second term.

Edit: Ninja'd. Let's All Love Lain.
 
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@Magnitude2717 #DragonLivesMatter for four fucking years.

@Medic Fun fact: "Native" Muricans are whiter than the majority like to think.

@Travis Touchdown (REAL) Elon Musk makes Lightsabers an actual thing, and they're legally approved... for the next 30 years.
As a person who is great grandmother was Native American on his mother side of the family I can confirm this. I look half tan and half whiter than milk.
 
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