Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Ellen hates America. That would get her on a watchlist if she was born in Burgerland....
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Good thing Elon is your half cousin, being a leaf.
 
Ellen hates America. That would get her on a watchlist if she was born in Burgerland....
Good thing Elon is your half cousin, being a leaf.
Bold to assume we even want you here, Ellen. I don’t know if Trump will actually go through with making Canada apart of the US, but it would be interesting to see her meltdown. But as of right now, Ellen, just remember that you’re
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Ellen also hates Germany. Maybe she should just admit to being racist to everybody.
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Edit: Someone please post so we can talk about new milk. I'd bet money that Ellen has a xenophobe/foreigner fetish. For now she's just being an edgy atheist.
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Ellen already fucks Musk btw.
Sorry to ruin your fantasies.

I can't believe she has two art degrees and can't give any dimension to that table. It could be a wall. Broken perspective, or kinky sex?
You decide.
The simplicity is part of her iconic artstyle. If you want hyperrealistic perspectives, buy some capeshit comics.

Just because she is a woman, people expect her to draw flawlessly and isn't allowed to have an unique and quirky style. It's funny and light hearted everyday satire and cats. 😻

Nobody expects HIM to be perfect.
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At this rate she should call herself pizzabrain

She seems to be unaware of the supreme court flat out saying hate speech is covered by free speech laws. Shes also apparently unaware that nazis are in fact entitled to a platform. At least in california. Funny thing about california is its one of two states where political views are legally protected under their state civil rights laws. You can't be fired, denied service or otherwise retaliated against for them. So shes talking out her ass about reddits rules, those subreddits can only make their own rules so far as they violate neither the sites TOS nor state and federal laws. Somebody could sue and seek civil an criminal prosecution of anybody involved in banning them from reddit or a subreddit for being a nazi under those state laws that prohibit discrimination on the basis of political beliefs. Since reddit is a service provider based in california they're legally bound to adhere to those laws, as are any subreddits created on the site

So yes, they very much are owed a platform when that platform is based in california

That said, i'm not surprised she'd reee about rural nova scotians being 'racists' cause shes an idiot. They're some of the least racist people you'll see from that particular province. Its the people in the cities, particularly places like halifax, dartmouth, new glasgow, truro, yarmouth and those sorts of areas you'll get the most racism from

Perhaps her neighbors failed to inform her that old nova scotia pastime broom the coon started in halifax and was strictly a thing that went on in the cities back in the day. Somehow I doubt shes unaware of those stories, they're quite well known and alot of sjw types love to reee about people brooming blacks out of the bars and such with baseball bats back in the day. Funny thing is even the blacks themselves joke about it and will tell people to fuck off if they get pissy about it

and for those unaware, halifax is basically a left wing island akin to an east coast victoria and every bit as mental in what is otherwise a mostly right leaning province. Not surprised she lives in her own little looney bubble there. No doubt eating her timbits, shitty coffee and bragging about those shitty oatcakes the city is famous for (and not realizing they're actually scottish) I'd bet money on her being one of those twits who raves about shopping at petes frootique too, which is about what it sounds like. That place attracts her kind like flies to shit or starbucks to idiot college communists
 
Just because she is a woman, people expect her to draw flawlessly and isn't allowed to have an unique and quirky style. It's funny and light hearted everyday satire and cats. 😻

Nobody expects HIM to be perfect.
It's painfully and relentlessly unfunny, and inconsistent on top of that. Nobody's criticizing her for things they don't also criticize Dobson for. She's not as atrociously bad as Bill from Assigned Male, but she just isn't good. Her style is not easy on the eyes.
 
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