Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Beavis]

What do you all think Nick will use to get high, but pass drug tests? I say he’ll stick with galaxy gas.

 

[Folgers Can]

ALERT EDIT TO ADD:
Nick's currently in Melton's chat.

Few more.

Sadly the nonce nuked chat replay too fast to pull the remainder, but he still can't hide all the supertips better spent on the nonce than on a mortgage.

I don't know about you, but it seems like the sorts of things this Rekieta fella's mind jumps to make him sound kinda gay:

But at least this Rekieta fella's apparently some sort of unparalleled big shot on YouTube, how nice for him:

 

[AnOminous]

What do you all think Nick will use to get high, but pass drug tests? I say he’ll stick with galaxy gas.

I think he'll try to sneak cocaine and think he's invincible if he gets away with it a couple times then just go back to it full time and get popped. Or he'll do something he thinks is some darknet research chemical and unbeknownst to him it'll be cut with fent or meth.

 

[Melty Butter]

Sadly the nonce nuked chat replay too fast to pull the remainder, but he still can't hide all the supertips better spent on the nonce than on a mortgage.

I don't know about you, but it seems like the sorts of things this Rekieta fella's mind jumps to make him sound kinda gay:

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But at least this Rekieta fella's apparently some sort of unparalleled big shot on YouTube, how nice for him:

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Oh, wow. Melton might reupload the chat later. He sometimes does that. Good news, I think between my post, @daffodils 's, yours, and these additional chats (below) we probably have most of them covered.

I didn't post these before bc they're dumb, full of typos, and I figured someone else would get everything. For the sake of completeness, here they are:


No, Nick, you don't type like Michael J. Fox. You type like a drunk.

Daffodil's post to keep all of Nick's chats together:

Few more. The rest was him screaming about Aaron cooking chicken and the usual stuff.

Edit: Fixed screencap formatting

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I think he'll try to sneak cocaine and think he's invincible if he gets away with it a couple times then just go back to it full time and get popped.

Ah, the Bossman method. Surely that is a reasonable move to make.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm not surprised he got off. He honestly wasted a lot of time and money by fighting every step of the way than just kissing ass like he's doing here in the transcript and getting back to his life. Could have probably kept the second house if he wasn't so stubborn. Never change Balldo.

 

[Vibralldo]

No, Nick, you don't type like Michael J. Fox. You type like a drunk.

Or someone on nitrous

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Or someone on nitrous

A bona fide drunk can type just fine, it'll just have more extreme expression on emotional topics and involve unrestricted sharing of personal details.

Chaos is simply making himself retarded from multiple B vitamin deficiencies.

 

[mrfresh]

What do you all think Nick will use to get high, but pass drug tests? I say he’ll stick with galaxy gas.

Normal drug tests don't check for any of the common psychedelics so I'd guess lsd and mushrooms, which he has talked about doing in the past.

 

[Annealing Crater]

What do you all think Nick will use to get high, but pass drug tests? I say he’ll stick with galaxy gas.

Bugchasing to give himself some more 107 degree fevers.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Bugchasing to give himself some more 107 degree fevers.

At least the kids will be safe.

 

[░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓ด้้้้้็็็็็้้]

Thank God Nick and Kayla weren't separated from the children. I'd hate for his 9 year old to have to go on the street and buy from strangers to get her coke fix.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Sadly the nonce nuked chat replay too fast to pull the remainder, but he still can't hide all the supertips better spent on the nonce than on a mortgage.

I don't know about you, but it seems like the sorts of things this Rekieta fella's mind jumps to make him sound kinda gay:

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But at least this Rekieta fella's apparently some sort of unparalleled big shot on YouTube, how nice for him:

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Is there some meaning behind the strange dono amounts? $25.82 and $13.41?

 

[Space Pope]

Is there some meaning behind the strange dono amounts? $25.82 and $13.41?

13:41 is clearly in reference to Matthew 13:41 as another outward manifestation of the spiritual battle with the blasphemous Sonichu Demon which inhabits him.

The Son of man will send his angels, and they will gather out of his kingdom all causes of sin and all evildoers

and continues

and throw them into the furnace of fire; there men will weep and gnash their teeth. Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. He who has ears, let him hear.

And 25.82 is just the number of IQ points he has left.

 

[Folgers Can]

Is there some meaning behind the strange dono amounts? $25.82 and $13.41?

I dared not test out this theory due to the recent revelation that the Supertips system doxxes its paypigs before the very eyes of any rando streamers that use it and MAPton somehow keeps getting away with it without encountering serious legal exposure that it brings to mind, but from the outside looking in it appears that they have a flat rate of $10.00 for one short TTS post up to a certain number of characters and then it goes up from there with a formula based on excess characters typed. It's unclear whether there's another extra charge to split up a single dono between different AI voices like Nick does.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick should combine work and play by getting a job at a sperm bank.

I can already see the headline: "Biggest sperm bank heist in history was inside job" and it has a picture of Nick being dragged away quoted as yelling "suck dick for cock!"

 

[Nonronic]

I remember Nick years back at least starting a playthrough of Doki Doki Literature Club on his twitch channel. I don't know if he ever finished it, and the only real reason I cared was because he gave Yuri a Kermit the Frog voice, so I wanted to see him maintain that voice while she was going crazy. That wouldn't happen to be archived anywhere, would it?

 

[Meat Target]

Is there some meaning behind the strange dono amounts? $25.82 and $13.41?

I think it's added on to even amounts as processing fees.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Brian Lewis, one of Nick’s attorneys, shared his thoughts on Facebook about what it was like attending Nick’s plea hearing in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. [ Archive ]

 

[RotPockets]

What do you all think Nick will use to get high, but pass drug tests? I say he’ll stick with galaxy gas.

VHS head cleaner.