Kingdom Come Deliverance - Or how I stopped worrying about SJW and love Bohemia | Now with betrayal and a lot more niggers. "Historically accurate." BlackRock ruined the series.

I started over out of frustration. Before I went on the battlements I lockpick the door next to mine and I creep in suffocating everyone and taking their shit. Even with simplified lock its hard although I heard that there's a trainer eventually.

So I start fresh. I get the lockpocks but of course I can't get koresh chest open and waste all of the picks. I heard the chest in your home has a book you can read? Anyway so I just have my friends beat the shit out of koresh then I took his shit sold it and basically I left Theresa waiting. Decided to pick herbs. To get to level 10 to get the leg day perk. I give up at level 8 because I got in trouble punching cows to level up my stats and every time I went to pick the herbs the guards tried arresting me. I then google and turns out they made the perk useless because people were cheating using it. Fuckass dev team....I just wasted an hour.

So I guess if I start again to just do it this way

1. Talk to mom and choose speech both times
2. Talk to dad
3. Get swordhilt thingy
4. Go to sword guy and say yes
5. While he's walking to the arena go to friends
6. Follow them and talk to the wife then vandalism shit
7. Instead of running with bruhs go to sword master and train
8. Punch cow? Or instead go to koresh and tell him you'll get your dad bc henry is preschool level mentality
9. Sneak in house then you get prompt. Then go to bruhs and talk to fritz to get lockpicks.
10. Have them fuck koresh up
11. Take his shit + his axe and go sell them to get 10 charcoal pieces
12. Go to Bianca and get alcoholic beverages for daddy
13. Go to daddy and do stuff til Theresa shows up
14. Try opening family chest to get book? Or just get shit to Theresa
15. Run like the wind. Hit the guard about to rape Theresa then immediately run to the horse with the green saddle
16. Gallop away to that fort.
17. Go to dude then follow to kitchen then fall asleep etc
18. Fuck around with sleeping people? Then go to battlements

How's that?
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Snekposter said:
Yeah, I did, and I know the background of the Cumans, but fortunately I have receipts.

We had someone in here saying Henry was fighting the Ottomans. You know, those Turks.
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Yeah show it, no harm admitting faults. It's history we are talking about
Snekposter said:
And you don't find out about it until the very end of the game (where the villain reveals it to you to add some extra pain on top of the physical beating you're getting), both the player and Henry spending 99% of the time thinking he's just some random commoner out for blood
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Sir Henry of the Radzig company! The same nigga that can bitch talk and struck an actual lord and get away with it. The same nigga that got preferential treatment by Divish because guess what Radzig in the start shows you mean something to him as a friend or a son of a close freind which is assumed to be the Black smith.

You are not just some commoner and the game make sures that. You also literally kinda climb ranks and prove to be usefull every mission you are involved in with single handedly solving the neuhoff massacre.
 
PHILLIP BANKS said:
Sir Henry of the Radzig company! The same nigga that can bitch talk and struck an actual lord and get away with it. The same nigga that got preferential treatment by Divish because guess what Radzig in the start shows you mean something to him as a friend or a son of a close freind which is assumed to be the Black smith.

You are not just some commoner and the game make sures that. You also literally kinda climb ranks and prove to be usefull every mission you are involved in with single handedly solving the neuhoff massacre.
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Yes, there's lots of foreshadowing like all good twists have, and as for you being a one-man problem solver... Its a video game, and running around rising from (what we assume to be) a common-born blacksmith's son to Henry of Chadlitz, Slayer of Cumans, Layer of Wenches, and Radzig's personal ass-kicker is what a certain screeching harpy might call an appeal to the male fantasy.

I'm serious, this whole game is about you rising from obscurity to be a Bohemia-famed badass, and you want to attribute that solely to being Radzig's bastard when all he's done is give us the opportunity to show what we can do by accepting us into his service?
 
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Scarlett Johansson said:
So I guess if I start again to just do it this way
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Just play the game lol, you have all the time in the world to improve your stats with Bernard.
YHWH's Strongest Soldier said:
Divish is a CUCK and his preferential treatment means nothing. He was just glazing the bull for his wife.
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Divish needs an heir you retard. The Stephanie romance is a classic, chivalrous tale of a knight in shining armor wooing a lonely noblewoman in her tower, it has nothing to do with your fetish internet memes.
 
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Fruttasecca said:
KCD III will be about Henry converting to Islam, joining the Janissaries, getting a köçek bf and defeating the hecking bigoted crusaders!
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ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ I would unironically play that.

regalterry said:
Seems to be working, considering the number of layoffs in the previous year.
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Tranny death camps are just around the corner and more gay sex in video games is what winning looks like.
 
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Halmaz said:
Followed by the scene where he sits in a corner of a bedroom, watching Fritz and Kunesh spitroasting Theresa. Then Musa joins the fun too.
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This is too awful even for me.
Another hint at Kunesh being the master villian of the whole series.
 
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Fruttasecca said:
KCD III will be about Henry converting to Islam, joining the Janissaries, getting a köçek bf and defeating the hecking bigoted crusaders!
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And in the end gets run over by the Winged Hussars at vienna (probably not as it doesn't fit the timeline)
 
Fruttasecca said:
Divish needs an heir you retard. The Stephanie romance is a classic, chivalrous tale of a knight in shining armor wooing a lonely noblewoman in her tower, it has nothing to do with your fetish internet memes.
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So you're telling me that Divish is a broke dick CUCK that needs a big (gay) bohemian bull to impregnate his wife. This really is the most trad white Christian franchise to ever exist.
 
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