Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Aren’t there exemptions to probation drug testing? Correct me if I’m wrong but can’t Nick just convince a psychiatrist he needs methylphenidate, or amphetamine for reasons? And continue his stimulant usage more or less. He’s mentioned modafinil before which is a controlled drug. Why not bump it up to adderall and continue to get high.
With his money and status it'd be piss-test-easy to find a quack who for enough $$$ per visit'd give him some bullshit diagnosis and prescription, but now he's got coke and addiction in court records so it'd be a little too obvious.

Modafinil he can just buy, it's not a controlled substance iirc.
 
We also all remember that Nick still has CPS watching him.
He and his family are now on their books.

If it were to happen that Nick gets completely wasted again live on air and makes stupid remarks about his kids, tons of people will send the info the CPS, because Nick has insulted and fucked with so many people, they will gleefully report his failings so they can watch his life get ruined further. (And then there are also those who are actually concerned for the children and will have a keen eye out for Nick relapsing)

Nick will be a convicted Felon until the probationary period is over and the charge is expunged (if that is what his deal will be on the day of the sentencing), so all the more reason for him to step carefully.

Even funnier is that Kayla will not be a convicted anything and would have a great starting position for a divorce now against her drug junky felon husband.
 
We also all remember that Nick still has CPS watching him.
He and his family are now on their books.

If it were to happen that Nick gets completely wasted again live on air and makes stupid remarks about his kids, tons of people will send the info the CPS, because Nick has insulted and fucked with so many people, they will gleefully report his failings so they can watch his life get ruined further. (And then there are also those who are actually concerned for the children and will have a keen eye out for Nick relapsing)

Nick will be a convicted Felon until the probationary period is over and the charge is expunged (if that is what his deal will be on the day of the sentencing), so all the more reason for him to step carefully.

Even funnier is that Kayla will not be a convicted anything and would have a great starting position for a divorce now against her drug junky felon husband.
Living the nigger life
 
I can already see the headline: "Biggest sperm bank heist in history was inside job" and it has a picture of Nick being dragged away quoted as yelling "suck dick for cock!"

At least that way we'd get to see some bodycam footage for once:


DISCLAIMER: the above is AI-generated satire not meant to be taken as a statement of fact, which should
already be obvious since Nick would never get a job.
 
That is going to create a massive temptation for Nick if she is in the house.
Even if he didn't do any he'd still be in the possessive construction situation and in violation of his probation.
Ah, the guy who made retarded argument after retarded argument, failed to challenge probable cause and who wrote such a shitty appeal that the prosecutor couldn't even be bothered to respond, is making fun of how the locals speak.
And the dumb fuck is doing it while his client is awaiting sentencing. Real professional there Sparky.

Also how the FUCK does anyone mistake a Minnesota accent for a North Dakota accent? I guess he's autistic as well as retarded.
 
The wildest thing is Nick cooked up colourless slop with his shaking hands, but then is a food critic.
Nick's entire life now revolves around Aaron and it's pathetic.

Aaron cooks something? Nick has to prove he's a better chef. Aaron loves boxing? All of a sudden Nick's even more of an expert despite showing no prior interest. A pedophile Nick's never heard of hates Aaron? Nick's now paying to talk to him, treats him like his best friend, and is begging the court to let him fly out to his event in Vegas.

He's put more effort into obsessing over Aaron than he has fixing his own life and his relationships with his friends and family.

I guarantee if Aaron posted a picture of his shit, Nick would say how weak and unhealthy it is and instantly post a picture of his own "superior" turd.

Does Nick have daddy issues? This is a very unhealthy attachment.
 
I haven't found much to laugh at since Friday but delving into the forms required by MN for the Presentence Report (PSR) gave me a snort. Nick must fill this out.

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Here's my crosspost from the legal thread with more details on the information that the PSR will require. TL;DR, it will be a favorable PSR.
Color me curious. Here's what the PSI will cover in MN.
 
Also how the FUCK does anyone mistake a Minnesota accent for a North Dakota accent? I guess he's autistic as well as retarded.
Depending on the parts of Minnesota and North Dakota, they can be pretty damn similar. (ie the stereotypical Fargo accent- oh you betcha, uptown, dontcha know?...)

That said, how did this joker of a lawyer understand Nick's lispy, faggy, skelly speech? Did he need a translator for that classic Houston-Rural Minnesota accent? Or is he just fluent in faggot? (I'm joking- We know from his *discharge* he is fluent.)
 
It’s a holdover from typewriters (even electric typewriters and early word processors) which used monospace font. You were taught it in school if you’re gen x.

It is objectively correct! I'll die on that hill. :-)

But fr, I wonder if the stupid one-space approach is partially why so many yoots can't seem to tell when to use a comma and when to use a period - they have lacked an additional visual association that would underscore the difference and reinforce when to use which. And they also don't read enough real books.

Pure speculation, but I'm equally dismayed by single-spacing and comma splices, so I've sewn them together with my theory.

Nick will be a convicted Felon until the probationary period is over and the charge is expunged
No, he will not be a convicted anything. It's a stay of adjudication and basically puts conviction in abeyance. He'll be under court jurusdiction but not convicted. If he completes, charges are dismissed. No criminal conviction, and can have his records expunged after applicable periods (link says auto-expunge a year after diversion completion, but that section also specifies that the offense not be a felony, so he might have to wait the standard 5 years for a 3rd degree felony).
 
"on [the news] for pleading guilty" does not imply that he "plead guilty in court".

Do you mind explaining if this is a bit or if you are actually this stupid?
These retards are likely in some discord server doing all this gay retard shit, they shat up DSP chat a few times with their retarded, low-IQ drivel as well. It's part and parcel being the follower of a low energy boring gambling addict that produces no real milk.

you plead guilty in court. Not on the news.
Was today's Duolingo achievement "get hyper factual about the meaning of words and engage in petty semantics"? I rate your attempt B-. Try harder next time to get S.
 
The only reason they are giving Nick such a good plea deal is because they know Nick loves BBC, and mutt's law would be a reward for Nick.

(Hypothetically, if Nick was sent to jail)
:really:"Oh boy, I don't have to put up with my wife or feed those stupid fucking kids anymore? And I get to be locked in building with sexually frustrated men?

I can't wait!"
 
"on [the news] for pleading guilty" does not imply that he "plead guilty in court".

Do you mind explaining if this is a bit or if you are actually this stupid?

Was today's Duolingo achievement "get hyper factual about the meaning of words and engage in petty semantics"? I rate your attempt B-. Try harder next time to get S.

I totally agree with you @AltisticRight I dont know why he's so stuck in the semantics.

The only reason they are giving Nick such a good plea deal is because they know Nick loves BBC, and mutt's law would be a reward for Nick.
They know he's got an opening for another male in the polycule and don't want him using the jails to recruit! But now that he's successfully become the martyr for his two women, he'll likely use this to bring a third woman into the mix. The Nose stays winning.

At this rate he'll be onstream licking bottles of whiskey with women on his lap by Memorial Day.
 
It is objectively correct! I'll die on that hill. :-)

Notice also how the site automatically alters your own posts from the one last bastion that was APA Style Manual 6th Edition backed by science to the utterly benighted barbarism that has been the Chicago Manual (and APA 7th Edition apostasy that I'd just as soon pretend never happened), unless you deploy embedded PNGs to get around it.
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Null does enjoy his petty torments.
 
Robert Barnes's pet retard Viva Frei has broken out the big broom to sweep up for Barnes and Rekieta.

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Barnes said that Nick was 100% innocent, the warrant was bad and would be tossed, and Nick would beat all the charges. Barnes was more off the mark than the people who were thinking/hoping Nick would go to jail. Barnes was perhaps one of the most wrong lawtubers.

Try again, Viva.
 
Barnes said that Nick was 100% innocent, the warrant was bad and would be tossed, and Nick would beat all the charges. Barnes was more off the mark than the people who were thinking/hoping Nick would go to jail. Barnes was perhaps one of the most wrong lawtubers.

Try again, Viva.
I legitimately want to know what Viva means by "Barnes was right"
 
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