Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pig Man brags about being able to bench press a third of his own body weight
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Don't really wanna power level or pull some "I am more badassass than this lolcow" here but is 250 pounds really a weight worth bragging about when it comes to bench presses? especially for an alleged man who regularly declares himself to be both extremely fit and extremely strong.

I mean it works out fine and dandy for me and my uh.....plans if he is unable to fend me off in a hypothetical naked public bathroom ambush, but randomly jumping in to a post about how only 1% of people can bench press 225lbs to smug about being able to lift more feels like some mighty small little pig dick energy to me.
there is nothing he will not lie about. someone else in the thread said something to this effect, and better than i ever could: whatever you've done, Pat has done better - in all ways and all things.
 
Not sure why this nigga got the child treatment instead of being declared a stalker
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Also entirely anecdotal but I am seeing more patposting in the various shitpost spheres I occasionally check in on xitter.....along with some rather disturbing art and prose about milking AOC on the white house lawn. Kinda hoping these two factors are not connected....

EDIT: We have anuddah case of Pig vs Leftist violins
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On the one hand Man of Pig agrees that deportations are a necessity. On the Udder (like his big bulging pig udders.....oh fuck I am right fit to curm just thinking about them jiggling and flopping up and down while I forcibly rawdog him over a pool table) hand, he is stupid and fat enough to think that they magically become good so long as its the democrats organising them

DOUBLE EDIT: Oh my god.....he just confirmed all our fears...
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We need to Schindlers List the local jigaboos out of Milwaukee.....it would damn us forever in history to allow them to be subject to the pig man's digestive system as his unholy hunger grows deeper and darker
 
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250 is what I used to do daily then had to drop down to 200 due to my medication. Haven't had to drop the weight of the tire I flip during my crossfit training in the mornings thankfully. What that kid is doing is fairly common at my gym, last gym it was a lot lower. All gyms are different. I went to one for a week that had a bunch of strongmen. That was awkward. Lots of talk about foods to build up strength, which was real helpful. Unlike a talk with Patrick which would be about what foods make you fate.

We've all seen his noodle arms. He's lucky to be able to pick up a plate of food.
 
This might be a dumb question, but has any attempt been made to FOIA footage (if any) of the cops showing for the SWAT'ing calls? Specifically this one.
EVERYTHING related to Patrick's swats is under Federal orders to Milwaukee to not disclose, and they have repeatedly invoked such orders to deny all information requests. Bodycam footage is no different. I have one other theory to try, but it would have to wait until Patrick's suit is over.
 
Pig Man brags about being able to bench press a third of his own body weight
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Don't really wanna power level or pull some "I am more badassass than this lolcow" here but is 250 pounds really a weight worth bragging about when it comes to bench presses? especially for an alleged man who regularly declares himself to be both extremely fit and extremely strong.

I mean it works out fine and dandy for me and my uh.....plans if he is unable to fend me off in a hypothetical naked public bathroom ambush, but randomly jumping in to a post about how only 1% of people can bench press 225lbs to smug about being able to lift more feels like some mighty small little pig dick energy to me.
Has fat ever posted a video of him lifting or were they all of his retarded face and chins?
 
Meanwhile if the human race didn't fear something we wouldn't be here. Fear is a healthy and adaptive human emotion. For someone with a psychologist for a mother, he doesn't understand psychology. If you don't fear anything then it's likely you have brain damage, such as with Patrick.
Has fat ever posted a video of him lifting or were they all of his retarded face and chins?
No, just equipment at most.
 
Firstly, I just wanted to say a quick thank you for all the work you do posting these legal proceedings/documents. Not just here but on other threads as well. Your work is commendable and very much appreciated.

Secondly, this constant blueballing and pushing back of the potential trial date is giving me conniptions. I need my piggy oinking in court already!
 
Patrick knows fuck all about science fiction.
SOME scifi is written as he says, but it’s often the gayest form of it, and dies out relatively quickly because it’s a commentary on current events. (Not that these can’t be otherwise great; after all you can argue that the Inferno is just sci-fi commentary on current events of the time, but it’s still a deep and good story).

But much more of scifi is written for other reasons (one of the most common is “what if X” type theoretical) and some is just writing a story that could be fantasy, could be sci-fi, could be almost anything.

I wonder how long until he says that Tiny Tim and the Butthole of Doom can’t be published because it references bygone current events?
 
Secondly, this constant blueballing and pushing back of the potential trial date is giving me conniptions.
Well, at least the Second Amended complaint drops today
irstly, I just wanted to say a quick thank you for all the work you do posting these legal proceedings/documents. Not just here but on other threads as well. Your work is commendable and very much appreciated.
You're welcome
 
SOME scifi is written as he says, but it’s often the gayest form of it, and dies out relatively quickly because it’s a commentary on current events. (Not that these can’t be otherwise great; after all you can argue that the Inferno is just sci-fi commentary on current events of the time, but it’s still a deep and good story).

But much more of scifi is written for other reasons (one of the most common is “what if X” type theoretical) and some is just writing a story that could be fantasy, could be sci-fi, could be almost anything.

I wonder how long until he says that Tiny Tim and the Butthole of Doom can’t be published because it references bygone current events?
He likely wont finish if it he's really banned from his slopshop. He seems to all his writing when he's drunk at a bar which really shows with his quality of work.
 
Don't really wanna power level or pull some "I am more badassass than this lolcow" here but is 250 pounds really a weight worth bragging about when it comes to bench presses? especially for an alleged man who regularly declares himself to be both extremely fit and extremely strong.
250 is fucking easy. That's something a novice can hit in their first 6 months of consistent training. These days I'd say that 315 is the typical average among men that actually commit to training.

I'm also seriously doubting Piggy ever benched that much weight. If ever his bench PR started with a "2" it was because he had a spotter half rowing it for him, his ass was way off the bench, and the excitement of having a man's crotch so close to his face helped him grind out the rep.
Fat is the Pat killer. Fat is the Little Debbie's that leads to Type 2 Diabetes.
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Read another book, fatso.
Fucking LOL at Patrick talking about not being afraid. This from the man who needed a police escort because he was in the same building as someone that called him fat?
 
I'm also seriously doubting Piggy ever benched that much weight. If ever his bench PR started with a "2" it was because he had a spotter half rowing it for him, his ass was way off the bench, and the excitement of having a man's crotch so close to his face helped him grind out the rep.
This is exactly it. He was able to get 200+ to move off the supports, dropped it down, crushed his trachea, and had to be rescued by burly black men (just as he had planned and dreamed).

It is amusing that even Ricky knows he is so obviously a fat fuck that he doesn’t even try to pretend that he reps 250 multiple times every day.
My god it’s amazing how fast shit can move if both sides of a case have moderately competent lawyers who are cooperating to move it along. The big boy “look, let’s both agree that this is the question and these are the outcomes” before going to the judge. wow.gif
 
Jen did drop out, but she was chosen as the best homossexual 3 times, man. That's almost Tommy "Portable Hole" Tomlinson's level of excellence!
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AND apparently Jenny will give us classes when we get to prison: "Jail Economy 101: making the best of your prison wallet", "Organic Chemistry: toilet alcohol and Wisconsin Bratwurst" and "Creative Writing: building your own fantasy worlds unimpeded by reality".

We gotta enroll soon, Jen's classes are a big hit with the Aryan Nation and Somalian Boqsters gang.


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Reminder that Patrick is a FFWBT and a fucking liar.
 
SOME scifi is written as he says, but it’s often the gayest form of it, and dies out relatively quickly because it’s a commentary on current events. (Not that these can’t be otherwise great; after all you can argue that the Inferno is just sci-fi commentary on current events of the time, but it’s still a deep and good story).
I’d argue that you can make good sci-fi based on current events, but you need to talk about the general zeitgeist of the time rather than specific details. The Forever War is really a Vietnam war book with a sci-fi trapping, building on Haldemans own experiences. It works because the themes are about the futility of warfare, PTSD and the alienation that veterans feels upon returning home. That’s something that readers would be able to connect with for decades or centuries to come, as it’s a theme that humanity will always have to deal with.

Same deal with A Canticle for Leibowitz (one of my personal favorite novels). Millers service fucked him up, and writing that novel helped him contextualize his feelings. It’s also a wonderful novel about man’s unwavering faith, his constant urge to preserve knowledge and ultimately how we are bound to repeat ourselves in endless cycles. All of those things are once again timeless aspects of the human character.

Now what wouldn’t work is if Haldeman had written a character called Plyndon P Plonson, who kept slapping his dick out on a desk and yelling about how those dastardly commies space aliens needed to die. That’s a pop culture reference that would age like milk and confuse future readers. It’s also lazy and dull.

Which is exactly why Patrick writes that kind of shit. He has no actual lived experiences, he’s never done anything with his life. All he can do is regurgitate ideas from the sci-fi shows he had watched (because let’s face it, he’s never read a book apart from The Hungry Caterpillar) and slip in pop culture references from current year.

He is a failed author, a failed father and his is also very FAT.
 
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