Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
they didnt even sell 1.5 million, they say they "engaged 1.5 million players", thats corpo speak, they probably included demo players, refunds and game pass subcriptions in that number.

Yep. If it had sold 1.5 they would have said so. They are counting literally every possible crumb of playtime here (and I wouldn't put it past them to have counted people who didn't even play but just downloaded it and other shit like it) and still fell short.

Good ridance.
 
I haven't seen anyone post this here. EA officially stated in their press release that the game performed below 50% of approximated expectations. They hoped it would sell 3 million copies, but it sold 1.5 million. Bioware is most likely getting axed.
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Edit: I personally want to remind you that you don't hate videogame journos enough. Eat shit Jason Schreier, Dragon's crown is still kino.
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Veilguard is not only their third flop in a row; it's the first one that is legitimately franchise-killing. Anthem was new territory; Andromeda was confined to a completely different galaxy with only a few tenuously linked characters like Garrus's father (I suppose one might consider it a gaiden game). Veilguard was the greatly anticipated followup to a game that ended on multiple cliffhangers a decade ago -- and with such a disastrous resolution, where is the story supposed to go now? Their best bet might be to figure out what the next age is called and advance the timeline another 50 years so everything that happened in this trainwreck is no more than vaguely-recalled history.
Isn't the game basically killed all the Grey Wardens? If that, i wonder why.
We pass from "a selective order of warriors who can end blights" to "the sixth blight is happening right now".
Game is shitting on Origins more than anything.
 
Isn't the game basically killed all the Grey Wardens? If that, i wonder why.

Not sure about the Wardens, but it apparently blitzed pretty much all of southern Thedas -- that is, where all three of the preceding games took place. Denerim, the city you spend the final act of Origins trying to save, was destroyed, for instance.

As for the Wardens, they've been shitting on them since DA2. Inquisition turned them into bloodthirsty morons stupid enough to let themselves be possessed by demons on the word of an obvious mustache twirling villain. So I wouldn't be surprised if Veilguard just said fuckit and finished the job.
 
Not sure about the Wardens, but it apparently blitzed pretty much all of southern Thedas -- that is, where all three of the preceding games took place. Denerim, the city you spend the final act of Origins trying to save, was destroyed, for instance.

As for the Wardens, they've been shitting on them since DA2. Inquisition turned them into bloodthirsty morons stupid enough to let themselves be possessed by demons on the word of an obvious mustache twirling villain. So I wouldn't be surprised if Veilguard just said fuckit and finished the job.
Not as much in DA2. At least they can save your sibling.
But yes, in Inquisition they are considered as such.
 
Yep. If it had sold 1.5 they would have said so. They are counting literally every possible crumb of playtime here (and I wouldn't put it past them to have counted people who didn't even play but just downloaded it and other shit like it) and still fell short.

Good ridance.
They're probably also counting the free timed demo of the full game from their subscription service, and maybe even people who just downloaded the character creator.
 
EA, please, just put Bioware down before they can touch Mass Effect again. I beg you.
I want them to treat ME just like they did this series.

If they don’t get the picture that Dragon Age, Assassin’s Creed, AND potentially Mass Effect have all died due to tone deaf writing emphasizing shit that only Blue Sky users pretend to care about, they deserve to bleed out.


They being all AAA studios. I know AC is a Ubisoft title.
 
The people coping the director getting axed was not actually axed but she leaved because of "creative differences" are really tripping

btw fun fact most of those activations come from card manufacturers, they appear as "sold" but i can guarantee you most of those games were not activated or even used
 
I haven't seen anyone post this here. EA officially stated in their press release that the game performed below 50% of approximated expectations. They hoped it would sell 3 million copies, but it sold 1.5 million. Bioware is most likely getting axed
Bioware should have died years ago. It should have died with Andromeda, and it definitely should’ve died with Anthem.
 
Gay game becomes dead gay game hopefully becomes dead gay studio.

Many such cases.
Too bad it won't become dead gay AAA monopoly company. EA has been shitting up gaming for LITERALLY OVER 40 YEARS. It has NEVER been good, even at the time it sometimes gobbled up good franchises and didn't immediately fuck them up.
 
they didnt even sell 1.5 million, they say they "engaged 1.5 million players", thats corpo speak, they probably included demo players, refunds and game pass subcriptions in that number.
And even if it actually sold 3 million it would probably still lose money, bioware is a AAA studio with like 8 years of dev time on veilguard. the fact the estimate by EA was 3 million means they probably always knew this garbage would bomb and didnt expect to recoup their money.
If bioware doesnt shut down after this catastrophe of a shitshow i dont know what will. its literally their third flop in a row. And each one is worse than the last, i dont know how it can get worse, but im sure mass effect 5 will be somehow even more garbage
It should also be remembered that the losses aren't only "what we failed to recoup from the game sales", but also could include the loss of future sales from return customers to the next installment of the franchise, as well as the losses of new customers who ideally would have became customers for future games released by bioware due to reputational damage.

I know from experience that I've dropped franchises after a bad or lackluster installment, with the perfect example being the Halo series after 343 took over and released Halo 4, or after whatever the fuck happened to the Crisis series with Crisis 2. Similarly I have jumped into franchises on their 2nd or 3rd game because of good reviews and after loving the content I started following them and getting into their other games both new and old.

I haven't seen anyone post this here. EA officially stated in their press release that the game performed below 50% of approximated expectations. They hoped it would sell 3 million copies, but it sold 1.5 million. Bioware is most likely getting axed.
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The thing that annoys me the most with shit like this is that there's never any accountability for these people. Flop after flop, they'll claim something is going to be/is amazing, it fails, and then they do the same thing with the next game. Even worse, when they think they've gotten a W, they'll just go off about how they were right all along, go woke go broke is a lie, etc, etc, completely disregarding the fact that the last 10 games they did this with were commercial fails. These people are openly promoting the financial collapse of the gaming industry and just can't seem to comprehend that it doesn't matter how much "positive representation" comes out of a property when the majority of these big studios have now gone literal years without releasing a financially successful game.

Like it's one thing for commies to lie and act like it's a good thing for these companies to self-immolate as they don't give a shit about the companies or their games as long as they are spreading the right message, but for the industry commentators to just blatantly ignore the writing on the wall, you'd think there'd eventually come a penance for convincing executives to waste all of this money and good will.

All I'm saying is if there was a guy I trusted to give me financial advice, and one day he started giving me advice that was losing me money with the promise that "it'll hit any day now, you just gotta stay the course and it'll all pay off", but investment after investment continued to crash and burn, and I was getting to the point where I had lost all of my profit and my savings, at a certain point I would not only stop listening to the guy, but I'd also be spreading the word to mutual acquaintances that this guy is just winging it and lying, and that people shouldn't trust him or do business with him, less they want to lose their money.
 
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