Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Magnitude2717 said:
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Any idea on when the next raxxout is? People have been saying its around the corner for months now. I have no idea how he has avoided his panels if not for perhaps Sally putting her foot down.
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It will come, I think the last 4 second of the video he posted yesterday, can't remember the title something something last chance MBM.

During those few seconds pedoraxx was no where near the volume we have previously seen but he was getting quite animated and waving his arms about trying to sign off his video with a mic drop and you heard the shrill mush mouthed matriarch shout "Chaaaannnnce" up the stairs the look of fear on his face was amazing, instant video end. Given his reaction I think it's fair to speculate that 1) she has him on a very short leash. 2) he is not supposed to be arguing or picking fights 3) he has to keep things at a reasonable volume. I don't know what she's using as the stick, he's a near 40 year old high school freshman, no point grounding him as he never goes anywhere, I think even a group home or putting him into residential care is off the table as she has been resistant to this previously added to the fact that while he looks like a melted candle that has been kicked around a public toilet floor he has nothing medically certified (beyond the leg that nearly fell off due to stress, or the penis that almost exploded thanks to bed bug bites and he's always been grubby and unclean and there is evidence of him shitting himself going back years). It doesn't really leave a lot, so it must be the removal of his toys (big boy wheel, the pride safety harness suspenders, xbone and microphone), he's such a bizarre specimen who still contends that he's not an outlier and many many adults live like he does.
 
Magnitude2717 said:
Any idea on when the next raxxout is? People have been saying its around the corner for months now. I have no idea how he has avoided his panels if not for perhaps Sally putting her foot down.
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I'm inclined to believe it's a mix of Sally finally trying to keep the goblin under control and his current fiancée keeping him away from Marty's panel.

If you haven't noticed, Raxx has seemed very obedient to Sally recently. You can hear her calling him in the background of some of his videos, and when that happens, he either tells the chat to wait a few minutes while he attends to whatever she needs or just stops the stream entirely. That's completely different from the defiant attitude he had a few months ago during the Taylor arc. I don't know what Sally threatened him with, but it seems to have worked. I guess the fact that he's currently sick has also kept him docile, he'd probably shit all over the place if he started to get heated on an argument.

He has also mentioned a couple times that he promised Kera that he wouldn't show up on panel again. This got me questioning whether she's a buddy troll or a genuine love interest since previous "girlfriends" tend to wrangle him into raxxing out instead of keeping him away. If she turns out to be a troll, I'm guessing we'll get another batch of the same creepy and inappropriate messages he sent to Taylor. The fact that she has a son is probably also a big factor in why Raxx has decided to act nicely lately.

GoutfootHorseface said:
3) he has to keep things at a reasonable volume
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I don't thinks that's the case. Raxx has done some of his karaoke streams at what seems to be quite late at night, screaming and screeching to the mic at full volume for nearly an hour without Sally's intervention. This is a strange contrast from the obedient goblin he appears to be during the day.

All the cards are in place and it seems like a raxxout is coming, I just wonder what Sally said to him to make him behave. Maybe she threatened to kick him out? A raxxout and the start of the homeless arc at the same time would be a dream, but that's probably asking too much.
 
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Here we go again with the Cyraxx quitting cycle.
ElJagreDos said:
He's quitting music "for a while" because he's at a point in "his career" where he needs to explore different venues. For reasons that he's not allowed to say but "It's nothing bad and it's exciting and it's going to change my life for the better" (Racing rig?)
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He's quitting music "for a while" because he's at a point in "his career" where he needs to explore different venues. For reasons that he's not allowed to say but "It's nothing bad and it's exciting and it's going to change my life for the better" (Racing rig?)
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lol, I was writing a comment about the exact same thing, but you beat me to it. Nevermind, I'll post the cut anyway since the rest of the video isn't that interesting.



I don't think Raxx is getting a new toy, if he was he'd be celebrating and bragging like a child on Christmas.

Initially, I theorized that he might be temporarily stepping away from music due to his recent illness, as the accidents happened while he was performing. First while singing and then (allegedly) while playing guitar. It'd be a smart idea to put music on hold while they figure out what's going on, but Raxx ain't a man of good ideas, so that's out of character. That final comment, however, threw that theory away. There's something else going on and he's not letting out (yet), hopefully we get more information soon.

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Most Wanted Banana said:
lol, I was writing a comment about the exact same thing, but you beat me to it. Nevermind, I'll post the cut anyway since the rest of the video isn't that interesting.

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I don't think Raxx is getting a new toy, if he was he'd be celebrating and bragging like a child on Christmas.

Initially, I theorized that he might be temporarily stepping away from music due to his recent illness, as the accidents happened while he was performing. First while singing and then (allegedly) while playing guitar. It'd be a smart idea to put music on hold while they figure out what's going on, but Raxx ain't a man of good ideas, so that's out of character. That final comment, however, threw that theory away. There's something else going on and he's not letting out (yet), hopefully we get more information soon.

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Sally probably caught him doing callouts and told him to get off that damn YouTube :story:
 
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Leonard Persin said:
Closed eye lie video:story:
Raxxout: T-minus 48 hours
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This is typically the step that follows raxxing out. If I can still trust the old cycle, Smugraxx is the next phase.

pubgap9ng said:
Hella chapped
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Ok, the lip does actually look chapped. Possibly the result of the same diet that is giving him surprise shits, or maybe he keeps chafing the lip with his cadaver teeth.
 
sodomy lifestyle said:
Ok, the lip does actually look chapped. Possibly the result of the same diet that is giving him surprise shits, or maybe he keeps chafing the lip with his cadaver teeth.
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Or he's just drooling constantly without wiping it away so it's been forming a toxic crust. I'm sure the recent cold snap didn't help.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Nah, when he drooled more it didn't look crusty. It just looked wet all the time.
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If that moisture stays there, it crusts up when he sleeps. His drool is full of sugar from all the soda and coffeesludge. It's more of a wonder that his lips aren't chapped to the point of visible bleeding when I think about it--there's no way he's not extremely dehydrated all the time on top of that.
 
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