DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[AGoodBrazilian]

$1500, or I blow this cakehead’s brains out.

 

[PieceofShet]

There is something unnerving about that picture and I don't know what it is. I guess it gives found footage vibes of a mass-shooter, or maybe it's just the uncanny feeling of this couch potato standing up.

And the number six "Pictures with Haunting Stories" is the Renton serialkiller. This is the last known picture of him, right before he went downstairs and beat his wife to death with a microphone stand. He was put down by the police after they kicked his door in and found a hatchet on the ground. We dont know what happened but both neighbours claimed they heard a seal inside and someone shouting "I pushed it". The RPD detectives later found out that P.B. was also responsible for killing many childhood videogame memories and his former black friend, T.

 

[johnkimble123]

Imagine your "legacy" involves a trophy from the mall from a place that probably isn't even in business any more from a tournament where you beat a bunch of kids. And you keep it in your "office".

View attachment 6916770

You're underselling this...
You made an effort to move this mall trophy ACROSS THE COUNTRY with you and even putting that aside, when you unpacked and saw it there, instead of tossing it out and laughing, you have it on display. If it's not in a box, it's on display to me.

He's already back to pre Kino levels. Doody tracks his monthly income snd it's back to there. Don't let the 150 a stream fool you as Phil used to hide superchats memberships and all that before kc came around.

Also have to consider that Kick has no ad revenue, and he's clearly down viewers on Youtube from not only the high Kino months but before that. Unless he's baby raging, his viewers peak at 300. And his views from on demand slop are down too. Plus his other channels are down in views.

 

[RainJacketAndShorts]

Talkin about Dino Crisis, GoG just released a Dino Crisis1-2 bundle, similar to the RE bundle, this is the BEST possible version you can get. Meanwhile DSP playing the inferior peasant version. What a faggot, kys

Better yet, get both games from an abandonware site (for free mind you), apply the Classic Rebirth patch and within 30 minutes you're playing them natively on PC with the best graphical settings, crispy antialiasing, crispy soundtrack and modern patches. Too bad Double P. Burnell (he personally asked me to refer to him like that via email) would rather buy yet another re-release on console that's just the inferior emulated PS1 version. Nothing he could dood!

(I can imagine the 2 hour long disaster tech support stream resulting from him dragging the patch into a different folder or his desktop or some dumb shit)

 

[curbside2]

Forgive me if this is asked often. I don't keep up with this thread. I do like watching the occasional DSP highlight video. I see Phil constantly struggling to clear his goals. Does Phil even clear $4,000 before taxes?

 

[Coke Zero]

Why would someone who plays video games need a second camera that tracks him as he waddles around his cramped office? When would you ever get up except to take a break, and why would that need to be tracked?

It reminds me of Mr. Roger's or something like that. I'm not sure why an adult or anyone over the age of 6 would be entertained by seeing someone walk across one part of a room to another part of that same room. Its literally toddler level entertainment.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

If there was a time for big streamers to make fun of Phil for wanting $150 to eat candy as a reward or $1500 to eat cake, this would be perfect, if only just to completely shatter his "people like me now" delusion.

It’s gotta happen soon, right? The foot stuff alone should have been enough but since then we’ve had underwear, candy, and now cake. There’s a quick and horrifying slice of life story to be told here.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Forgive me if this is asked often. I don't keep up with this thread. I do like watching the occasional DSP highlight video. I see Phil constantly struggling to clear his goals. Does Phil even clear $4,000 before taxes?

He's pulling about 2k a week in visible income (superchats, tips, memberships, subs)

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

He's pulling about 2k a week in visible income (superchats, tips, memberships, subs)

He is making a lot less than he used to and he still clears $140k a year

 

[curbside2]

He is making a lot less than he used to and he still clears $140k a year

Okay, that at least explains why he spends his time doing something he hates. What's strange is the desperation in his voice if he doesn't clear an $80 goal.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

You know, I am still trying to figure out why he doesn't just have a $1500 goal step. He can even have $150 days. But replace his goals thing. Might be easier to even hit them, but he wouldn't have the ability to "miss" days

The mere fact the goal goes back to 0 when he doesn't hit 150 is pure retardation and setting that 1500$ goal for failure even more.

I doubt Phil can grasp the concept of dents not having unlimited money

 

[Pargon]

Okay, that at least explains why he spends his time doing something he hates. What's strange is the desperation in his voice if he doesn't clear an $80 goal.

Because Phil would rather get $1,000 all at once than $1,000,000 in $500 daily increments for an indefinite period of time.

Mind your addictions, folks.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

God the way he has waddle around his desk is so funny to me. How can he not see this isn't a good set up. Like move the desk back a little bit or something. Maybe his cramped set up is why Khet cant be on stream. She literally cant fit in the room anymore

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I doubt Phil can grasp the concept of dents not having unlimited money

He probably wants more dents to take out usurious loans to tip him. what was that 3 time bankruptcy dent's name? TimboSlice?

 

[FormerPro]

"We need to hit the goal because if not a cake I pre-emptively bought to celebrate hitting the goal will go bad" has to be in the top 3 begs of all time that Phil has done.

It's a shame that some weird individual will come out of the woodwork as always to make sure he does because I'm so interested in what he would do if he didn't hit the goal. Throw the cake in the trash on pre-stream? Pretend he donated it to charity?

Phil's main problem is that his content when nobody is donating is infinitely more entertaining than when people are.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

The mere fact the goal goes back to 0 when he doesn't hit 150 is pure retardation and setting that 1500$ goal for failure even more.

I doubt Phil can grasp the concept of dents not having unlimited money

He doesn't. During Christmas as few weeks ago he was telling people that they should have money to donate since it was Christmas. I bet Linda and Dave are still giving him thousands every Christmas so he expects the same from his dents families, even though they're all sex pests and social outcasts.

Let's not forget that its the end of the month and donos are slow. This happens at the end of the month due to how many of the dents are on welfare.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

"We need to hit the goal because if not a cake I pre-emptively bought to celebrate hitting the goal will go bad" has to be in the top 3 begs of all time that Phil has done.

But he follows that up with, "YOU asked for this!!! YOU TOLD ME this is what YOU wanted!!!"

Don't you just want to give him all your money now?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

View attachment 6917881
And the number six "Pictures with Haunting Stories" is the Renton serialkiller. This is the last known picture of him, right before he went downstairs and beat his wife to death with a microphone stand. He was put down by the police after they kicked his door in and found a hatchet on the ground. We dont know what happened but both neighbours claimed they heard a seal inside and someone shouting "I pushed it". The RPD detectives later found out that P.B. was also responsible for killing many childhood videogame memories and his former black friend, T.

 

[Comma]

I love how he went from:

"With this new goal system, we don't have to hit the goal every stream! It will be so fun and chill, and the trolls have nothing to celebrate anymore when we don't hit the goal!"

To:

"Now guys, we didn't hit the goal yesterday. I can't eat cake now because of that, so we REALLY HAVE to hit the goal!"

He's truly his own worst enemy.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I love how he went from:

"With this new goal system, we don't have to hit the goal every stream! It will be so fun and chill, and the trolls have nothing to celebrate anymore when we don't hit the goal!"

To:

"Now guys, we didn't hit the goal yesterday. I can't eat cake now because of that, so we REALLY HAVE to hit the goal!"

He's truly his own worst enemy.

Also the other day he insisted he doesn't need to fake hitting goals anymore because the concept of momentum ceased to exist along with the streaks. Since then, any time he misses a goal he whines about momentum, or if he hits a goal he wants to keep the momentum going. He's just absolutely full of shit.

It's doubly rotten because he's hemorrhaging viewers while insisting on hitting more of these higher goals than ever before. It's one of the strangest scams I've ever seen, but it's a scam and it's preying on the weak minded and socially inept.

Talking about how he really wants to give his audience this reward, he really wants to do that for them while also talking about how he really wants to hit the reward on a certain day because Katherine works that day and he doesn't want her to have to cook. Just nonsense circular logic both hilarious and sad at the same time.