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The weird thing was this was just a funny meme group. I have no idea how mass shooters even came up in the first place.
There's always someone who shits over everyone else's fun. I'm on a few different meme and shitpost fb groups, and at least once a week there's some whiny cunt complaining about an -ism or -phobia, and ruining the mood for people who just want to break up their crappy day with a few precious moments of levity.
 
I was banned from r/entertainment for posting a story about furfags harassing people at Disney World. It was removed for being "off-topic." I messed a mod saying I didn't understand why it had been removed since stories about Disney World have been posted on the sub before by both me and others, including ones using the same source I had. They banned me.
 
All major social media sites.
I made it a goal, after a point. You can only get banned for having "spicy opinions" so many times before you say "fuck it" and burn it all down.

The average user of these sites, be it Facebook, Twittier, KikeTube, ect, tend to be the dumbest, most empty headed, drooling mongoloid retards to exist, on top of it all. You can only tolerate actual fucking retards for so long before you want to eat a bullet.
 
I've been banned from every platform except kiwifarms and the vile white supremacist websites I sometimes post on. I try my best not to get banned but normies get offended in ways one can't predict.
 
Got banned from Bitchute in 2020 for posting a clip of Baked Alaska macing someone (I think that was it because I was never actually given a reason for the ban) and in 2022 got banned from Reddit for posting anti Keffals memes cause they would show up in the reddit channel on Keffal's discord
 
Gaia Online multiple times for being a meanie pants.

Two times from DeviantART.

Got banned from Reddit's /r/worldnews subreddit for posting an article about Indians that I can't even recall the content of.

Got suspended from the JACK forum (that furry comic about the grim reaper rabbit) because I started challenging Dave the author or something. Wonder what that Degen is up to these days.
 
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I tore the door off a bathroom stall at a bowling alley while on acid. The manager gave me his contact info to pay him back. But the business card he gave me said "present for one free game at any AMF" so I cashed it in a few towns over a couple years later.
 
I think the first time I was ever banned from something was the Bungie community forums during the Halo 2 era. If I remember correctly I called someone a nigger for saying matchmaking shouldn't have ranks because not everyone was good at the game to rank up, or something like that.
 
When i had facebook precovid, got banned from several leftist groups by calling troons Transvestites. If I would have known the name troon back then, I would have just called them troons

When i had Twitter pre-musk era, I got permanently kicked off for making fun of troons and other leftists.

Several reddit names banned from Reddit for trolling troons and faggots.

Use to find a random Shitcoin discords, name myself as [insert shit coin name here]Genie. And put Justin Trudeau black face as my avatar. Would get banned pretty fast by posting racist comments.

Various counter strike servers for porn sprays.

Various defunct forums for trolling.

Trolled Juggalos in the early aughts so much that my aim name was listed on Feminem.com list of haters. The randos that would message me was fun.

I was banned from a chinese restaurant because I ate all the shrimps, and they were the most expensive shit there
Imma try this fam. There was a Chinese buffet back in the day that you had to pay for what you didn’t eat on your plate . They went out of business before covid hit.
 
I got banned from a college class because the professor was a boomer neocon
I can top that. I got banned in graduate school (very famous private university). Course was on HR management, mandatory, and was taught by a rather stupid woman who obviously was gifted a doctorate and professorship because she was an attractive blond. Bitch went on and on, for class after class, about how in the future nobody would work in offices any more - all work would be remote. Finally got so tired of it, one day I raised my hand and asked if there were going to be no employees left to manage exactly what was the point of her fucking class? Got called in to see the Dean for that one, who told me that if I was looking for academic excellence I should have gone to a better school. lel.
 
All major social media sites.
I made it a goal, after a point. You can only get banned for having "spicy opinions" so many times before you say "fuck it" and burn it all down.

The average user of these sites, be it Facebook, Twittier, KikeTube, ect, tend to be the dumbest, most empty headed, drooling mongoloid retards to exist, on top of it all. You can only tolerate actual fucking retards for so long before you want to eat a bullet.
Faceberg was the very last social media I used. I kept it for keeping in touch with only a handful of people, only one of whom I actually hung out with in person, but after awhile even they weren't enough to justify keeping an account. The fucking "sponsored content", the relentless onslaught of idiot normaltards with their normaltard opinions, the wretched memes-it was all too much. It would make me violently angry, it would affect my demeanor for the rest of the day. I left my cell number for the few people I cared to keep up with and fucked off for good. This was about two years ago-I can only imagine how much dumber it's become since.
 
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Reddit: I really am not sure why, probably cause of calling mods niggers.
Tinder: Matched accidentally with ex-girlfriend who cheated on me. promptly called her a bitch, a cunt and a whore.
 
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Got permabanned on the Epic game forums shortly after gears of war 3 came out. I was a frequent poster. Never got any warnings or bans. I said Cliffy B should focus on fixing the game and not some stupid thing he was really concerned about in some article. I like to think I got permabanned by Cliffy B himself. it made no sense to be a sudden permanent ban without any foul language used.

Got my brother's WoW account suspended a lot for trolling or language. Still feel bad about that a bit. Not that either of us play it anymore.

Got banned a lot on /k/ for trolling a lot. Made up some really good bait story threads I've seen reposted a few times. Also mods just generally being retarded and banning me for an OP image they didn't know was from a video game after 300+ posts of people talking about said game.

I've had quite a few people have complete meltdowns at me and accuse me of specifically fucking with and targeting them in gaming chats I've been in and wanting me banned. Mostly trannies. Never been banned though, mods even sided with me and suspended some of them. Really funny thinking back on it.
 
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Was nearly permabanned from Warframe because of custom weapon names before it got downgraded to a tempban with all the offending items getting their names wiped. This only happened because I told someone in my lobby to stop dragging his fucking feet. They decided to be petty and report me. Of course, since then, I've made sure to report people for bypassing filter. It's not that I'm offended or that I care someone bypassed the filter, I just think it's funny to see someone at the maximum rank lose their account.
 
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- Banned from all the gay irc channels for antivaxx rhetoric. They’re a bunch of commie furfags who wanted to go door to door shooting people in the head for refusing it.

- Banned from Twitter for correctly explaining what gain of function is.

- Banned from Bluesky for responding “I have plenty of pussy” to some troon fantasizing about having a stinkditch installed. Sorry , if nobody wants to fuck any of the holes god already gave you, just give it a rest.

That’s about it.

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Tinder: Matched accidentally with ex-girlfriend who cheated on me. promptly called her a bitch, a cunt and a whore.

Dating apps are just DoorDash for HPV anyway.
 
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I am ban-on-sight from Reddit, historically for spicy takes, occasional return fire to tryhard harassing redditards and ban-evading from subreddits with fragile mods. The moment I make new reddit accounts now, they are shadow-banned or sometimes outright banned.

I've been banned a handful of times from the fediverse, for similar reasons. I am partly responsible, along with others, for now there being a application when you register to KBin. You can't just simply register new accounts as easily.

Once banned on Gaia Online for calling out a few people who were getting pissy about an item they branded as Nazi sympathizing.
 
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