Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Bebepine]

this picture's hilarious. the tiktok caption, the surprised soy look, the massive hands in proportion to the rest of his body. could be meme'd pretty good i think
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Mini Update: The dwarf came back on my FYP. He’s back complaining about another incident of people recording him being his magical self and picking him up. He goes on to list more incidents he’s had publicly where people haven’t been able to control their urges to essentially drop kick, pick up and allegedly sexually assault him . Either he’s the most annoying faggot (definitely NOT rape-able though in the words of Sargon of Akkad) in the world and being a dwarf makes it easy to fuck with him or he’s complicit in all of these events (much like how he felicitated the H3 incident to happen and walked into the situation ) taking place.

This new video also came with receipts which probably show this specimen has a digital footprint of getting into public incidents that all seemingly trail off after the allegation happen - this is a trend shown in his news article and his online call out content that he tries to weaponise.

I feel vindicated in my takes now. Also shout out to the Daily Mail here for essentially community posting this faggot’s past incident as taking place over a year ago and “going nowhere”.




This dwarf lies so much it’s no wonder he deleted his call out of H3. Who in their right mind would choose a homosexual, annoying midget to molest at a deli? I guess that’s why it “went nowhere”.

 

[Eventide]

Trisha has outplayed Ethan in every way possible. Marrying Hila's brother and making him into her cuckboi has been the worst insult to Hila that Ethan couldn't match unless he did something drastic.

For context, Hila is Sephardic. Sephardis are very big on family and have close knit families. After Hila's dad died, she only had her brother and her mother left. Trisha seduced her brother, made fun of her ethnoreligion, caused her brother to break a fundamental cultural taboo on intermarriage, and caused Hila to not be able to see her only family member in America due to her husbands drama with Trisha.

Ethan was outplayed by a retarded whore.

It's actually worse.

From what I could gleam from Ethan's whining on the H3 podcast (before I got fed up with his 'screeing and peaced out many many moons ago) Hila's mother seems to have sided with Moses/Trisha! She actually told Ethan to stop complaining/badmouthing Moses & Trisha on the H3 show (a phone call which Ethan than proceeded to bitch about on the H3 show the very next day). I believe she repeatedly tried to force Ethan to make amends with Trisha (last year Ethan brought up a time his eldest son met Malibu & Trisha for the first time at a carnival with his mother in law).

& in Trisha's defense - despite all the crazy antisemitic sh!t she said in the recent past, she did convert to Judaism for her wedding/is raising her daughters as Jewish (which isn't often the case with interfaith marriages). & she was severely mentally ill/having an episode when she said what she said, so like, I really don't think it should be held against her. Last year, Trisha even posted photos on Instagram of cooking a traditional Sephardic dish for dinner on Purim. Sorry to sound like a Trisha stan. It's just, compared to Ethan, Trisha genuinely seems to be a kind decent person with a good heart. That's probably why Trisha's slowly been breaking out in the mainstream (Katy Perry music video cameo, SNL cameo, 3 day Broadway show in February) unlike Ethan, whose influence (and subscriber count) has been slowly fading away.

 

[Albrecht von Wallenstein]

This dwarf lies so much it’s no wonder he deleted his call out of H3. Who in their right mind would choose a homosexual, annoying midget to molest at a deli? I guess that’s why it “went nowhere”.

To be fair, molesting and raping this midget would have inevitably gone nowhere for any potential perpetrator. His penis is probably too small to touch, and his anus is too small for anyone with a normal sized member.

 

[Eventide]

In other news:

Despite the raging LA wildfires forcing H3 to cancel their most recent podcast (not sure if they had to evacuate?), Ethan still has the time to get into stupid internet bitchfights with his mortal nemesis, Fr0gan:

Spoiler: Ethan whining about Fr0gan on his Instagram stories

Fr0gan's so dumb she thought you needed a passport to visit Puerto Rico. Her Twitch stream (prior to her grifting off of being Ethan's "cyberbullying" victim) was 90% boyband-themed content. The fact that Ethan continues to spectacularly lose every single spat with Fr0gan will never not be hilarious

 

[Swole McPole]

His penis is probably too small to touch, and his anus is too small for anyone with a normal sized member.

My guess is that a dwarf's anus and genitalia would be like his head -- proper human sized. While everything else is scaled down like his arms, legs and torso.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

In other news:

Despite the raging LA wildfires forcing H3 to cancel their most recent podcast (not sure if they had to evacuate?), Ethan still has the time to get into stupid internet bitchfights with his mortal nemesis, Fr0gan:

Spoiler: Ethan whining about Fr0gan on his Instagram stories

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Fr0gan's so dumb she thought you needed a passport to visit Puerto Rico. Her Twitch stream (prior to her grifting off of being Ethan's "cyberbullying" victim) was 90% boyband-themed content. The fact that Ethan continues to spectacularly lose every single spat with Fr0gan will never not be hilarious

Ethan better have a humiliation fetish because getting owned by Fr0gan that you have to actively try to do.

 

[Local Wordmason]

This lil milkdud fella is still going on about being picked up? If it really happens so much you would think he would do something preemptively to stop it. Even in California he could get an eensy wittle knife to defend himself. Shit would be like a dagger to him.

I don't even live near this Little Bill lookin ass mf, but if I ever saw him IRL (in minecraft IRL (In Real Life Minecraft)) I would give him uppies like the father he probably never had. He's asking for a Streisand Effect at this point.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

For context, Hila is Sephardic. Sephardis are very big on family and have close knit families. After Hila's dad died, she only had her brother and her mother left. Trisha seduced her brother, made fun of her ethnoreligion, caused her brother to break a fundamental cultural taboo on intermarriage, and caused Hila to not be able to see her only family member in America due to her husbands drama with Trisha.

Left wing reformed Jews are actually the worst group of people on the face of the planet

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Ethan's a cunt, but I'll always find it funny that as soon as he stopped hanging out with Hasan he started looking x100 healthier. His skin cleared up, he lost weight, and the light came back to his eyes. Hanging out with Hasan was so fucking miserable for him that it was literally draining the life from his body.

He still looks like a fat slag with broccoli hair, but now he doesn't look like he also has aids.

 

[woduqu]

Ethan's a cunt, but I'll always find it funny that as soon as he stopped hanging out with Hasan he started looking x100 healthier. His skin cleared up, he lost weight, and the light came back to his eyes. Hanging out with Hasan was so fucking miserable for him that it was literally draining the life from his body.

He still looks like a fat slag with broccoli hair, but now he doesn't look like he also has aids.

Like many people have already suggested, he's almost certainly on Ozempic. It's one thing to finally do something about being a fat ass and lose some weight by taking dieting seriously, it's another to so rapidly and consistently lose a massive amount of weight over a year that you end up looking gaunt. That's got to be weight loss surgery or, much more likely, Ozempic (or one of its variants).

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Like many people have already suggested, he's almost certainly on Ozempic. It's one thing to finally do something about being a fat ass and lose some weight by taking dieting seriously, it's another to so rapidly and consistently lose a massive amount of weight over a year that you end up looking gaunt. That's got to be weight loss surgery or, much more likely, Ozempic (or one of its variants).

Does he got the 'beetus?

 

[woduqu]

Does he got the 'beetus?

I don't follow him closely at all. I think if he does, he hasn't disclosed it that I've heard of, and I'd lean towards saying that he doesn't have it. But you can qualify for Ozempic for weight loss purposes if you have certain risk factors (e.g. pre-diabetic glucose levels) or other health conditions especially if you are a rich person who can doctor shop.

 

[Local Wordmason]

A Jewish family with a tradition of intra-racial marriage, losing their only son to an LA she-beast is fantastic irony. You couldn't write a better scenario.

 

[Gunter x Gunter]

A Jewish family with a tradition of intra-racial marriage, losing their only son to an LA she-beast is fantastic irony. You couldn't write a better scenario.

I thought jews were more known for inbreeding, hence the schizophrenia

 

[Local Wordmason]

I thought jews were more known for inbreeding, hence the schizophrenia

Intra-racial marriage means the same thing as inbreeding for what I was trying to say I was just retarded and didn't remember that word.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

If the dwarf is lying, does that mean he's telling a "tall tale"?

 

[Xerxes IX]

Trisha has outplayed Ethan in every way possible. Marrying Hila's brother and making him into her cuckboi has been the worst insult to Hila that Ethan couldn't match unless he did something drastic.

For context, Hila is Sephardic. Sephardis are very big on family and have close knit families. After Hila's dad died, she only had her brother and her mother left. Trisha seduced her brother, made fun of her ethnoreligion, caused her brother to break a fundamental cultural taboo on intermarriage, and caused Hila to not be able to see her only family member in America due to her husbands drama with Trisha.

Ethan was outplayed by a retarded whore.

I thought Hila's family has disliked Ethan for years, at least since Hila's dad was still alive. The fact they like a retarded whore better than him has got to sting.

 

[dexx]

Jesus fucking christ that Ozempic has done a number on him.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

I did not expect to get dragged back to this thread from a Twitter drama fest about Markiplier, but here I am.

 

[dexx]

I did not expect to get dragged back to this thread from a Twitter drama fest about Markiplier, but here I am.

I’m watching the stream right now, I have no idea what it’s about i just assumed the title of the stream was a joke.