Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 199 8.3%

  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.0%

  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 777 32.3%

  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.9%

  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 498 20.7%

  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 259 10.8%
  • Total voters
    2,403
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Who is being killed? What did I miss?
 
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"Spumoni cake finished and cut, unreal flavour profile. All my own recipe 👌
Cherry olive oil cake, chocolate ganache, with a pistachio Swiss merengue buttercream icing."

Where's the recipe, a list of ingredients doesn't count 😠

She's making lasagna tonight, no pics.

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stupid frog said:
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"Spumoni cake finished and cut, unreal flavour profile. All my own recipe 👌
Cherry olive oil cake, chocolate ganache, with a pistachio Swiss merengue buttercream icing."
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I know she tried but the awful lighting and the cocktail cherries just ruin this. And wow, you can tell how dense that cake is. Ian is going to have a rough night with the toilet.
That cake genuinely looks like shit.
 
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diggersaurus said:
I am even more convinced now that Anus caught Ian liking or staring 5 seconds too long at a tradwife baking Instagram post so that is why she is hellbent on this new baking arc of her life (and Ian is punished to more nights on the toilet)

Or she hopes Charlie Kirk will notice her and Ian is seething and made a content cope video as a result
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Probably.

I also have a theory that Ian thought Zendaya was hot because Anisa made them leave the theatre not even half way through Dune because “she hated it so much”. Now I haven’t seen these movies so I don’t know if they’re shitty, but if Ian had a crush on Lilly Singh I don’t see how Zendaya wouldn’t be up his alley.

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Disgruntled Pupper said:
This is so off-the-wall fucking stupid I can't believe it didn't come from Anusa herself
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I will agree, he has a point but not in the way he thinks he does. T4T couples are the only ways these retards can find a simulacra of love or sexual attraction. It's like being prison gay. No one else wants them, so they flock together instead. But it doesn't have anything to do with trans people being more mentally attractive/having better personalities. It's necessity.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
And wow, you can tell how dense that cake is.
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not to be autistic, but this cake is literally the case for why you don't use olive oil in baking. Cherry is also a flavor that  never holds when baked into the cake, like strawberry. She shouldve done simple chocolate cakes with a maraschino cherry filling and Pistachio buttercream. Stupid Canadian can't even culture vulture right.
 
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James Brown said:
not to be autistic, but this cake is literally the case for why you don't use olive oil in baking. Cherry is also a flavor that  never holds when baked into the cake, like strawberry. She shouldve done simple chocolate cakes with a maraschino cherry filling and Pistachio buttercream. Stupid Canadian can't even culture vulture right.
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How dare you question an expert pastry chef like Anisa!
 
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James Brown said:
not to be autistic, but this cake is literally the case for why you don't use olive oil in baking. Cherry is also a flavor that  never holds when baked into the cake, like strawberry. She shouldve done simple chocolate cakes with a maraschino cherry filling and Pistachio buttercream. Stupid Canadian can't even culture vulture right.
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Her lasagna also looked like complete trash.

Presumably Ian praises everything she makes and that's convinced her that she's a domestic goddess, but of course Ian probably never had a decent home-cooked meal in his life before they met so he doesn't know shit about good food.
 
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