The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[Thumb Butler]

I'm sure these classes teach the importance of keeping a clean house for your children. At least Amy now has a story arc for season 7.

Will anyone please think of poor Kevin the roach!

 

[TestTubePuppy]

I couldn't get through that last episode. Having them read off cue cards? Who's brilliant idea was that. All that cheater show proved is that they have become more and more unpleasant as they lost weight. They used to giggle and chomp on snex. Now they fight and throw tantrums in restaurants. Amy in particular has become intolerable. When she starts crying, they should just shove her out the door and bolt it and tell her to go away.

 

[GloriousChongus]

Does anyone else hate Amy more than Tammy at this point? Amy is a disgusting subhuman slob. That recent video, where they talk about going to London, and all Amy can think about is farting on one of the Queens Guards, crying in laughter about it, thinking how funny it would be to spray her shit fumes on someone just trying to do their job. Holy fuck I hate her. She has a weird obsession with shit and farts and its fucking disgusting, she deserves to be in prison anyway for harassing a camel at the zoo and having weed and shrooms and a strange man in the car with her children. (she was banned from the zoo for apparently harassing the camel, not even joking)

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Does anyone else hate Amy more than Tammy at this point? Amy is a disgusting subhuman slob. That recent video, where they talk about going to London, and all Amy can think about is farting on one of the Queens Guards, crying in laughter about it, thinking how funny it would be to spray her shit fumes on someone just trying to do their job. Holy fuck I hate her. She has a weird obsession with shit and farts and its fucking disgusting, she deserves to be in prison anyway for harassing a camel at the zoo and having weed and shrooms and a strange man in the car with her children. (she was banned from the zoo for apparently harassing the camel, not even joking)

I hate them all. It was fun years ago when we could watch them in their natural habitat on YT. It was like extreme white trash anthropology. The sisters were one of the more amusing KF threads in 2018.

Having an entire production company polish them up, put them in homes, give them handlers, have ppl clean up after them and pay them ruined any interest I had. The TV show is just fake bullshit. I’ve never bothered to watch it after seeing a few episodes the first season.

I’d watch a show about the poor productions company staffers that have to tard wrangle the fatties, deal with their living arrangements for filming and ensure they are cleaned up and kept on schedule for filming. Imagine script prep with this tard family

 

[Althalus]

I hate them all. It was fun years ago when we could watch them in their natural habitat on YT. It was like extreme white trash anthropology. The sisters were one of the more amusing KF threads in 2018.

Having an entire production company polish them up, put them in homes, give them handlers, have ppl clean up after them and pay them ruined any interest I had. The TV show is just fake bullshit. I’ve never bothered to watch it after seeing a few episodes the first season.

Agreed, the TV went to their heads. Before they were simply silly and fat, but the TV fame made them take themselves too seriously, to the detriment of everything except arguably their physical health.

I’d watch a show about the poor productions company staffers that have to tard wrangle the fatties, deal with their living arrangements for filming and ensure they are cleaned up and kept on schedule for filming. Imagine script prep with this tard family

Also agreed, last time I really followed the Slatons in 2022-ish, Tammy was the most entertaining of the bunch because she was the most difficult to transport/wrangle/deal with generally. A behind-the-scenes cut would be more interesting than the actual show at this point.

 

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Turkey Tom did a video on them I guess:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Also agreed, last time I really followed the Slatons in 2022-ish, Tammy was the most entertaining of the bunch because she was the most difficult to transport/wrangle/deal with generally. A behind-the-scenes cut would be more interesting than the actual show at this point.

It would have been more interesting than the actual show at any point, simply because the reality of the Saltons is freak show interesting but the corporate packaging of them for TV sucks.

The production companies size up if they can get these freak shows to cooperate enough to be on a shooting schedule for a few months and cooperate with an entirely fake reality that will be set up for them to film in.

The old YT viewers of the Slatons remember the absolute filth and trash they lived in, which was part of the interest. What is existence like for massive morbidly obese, jobless, stupid, lazy families in Kentucky that live in dilapidated houses and trailers? The Slantons gave you an answer.

A production company cleaned them up, put them in condos, new wardrobes, got cleaning staff, made appointments and created a new “situation” every episode just so they could be milked for cable TV.

The new “media corporation dignity” that they was applied to the Slatons was more disgusting than their previous reality. Now they got fat stupid hillbillies breeding, getting married and promoting WLS doctors to increase ad revenue instead of letting nature take its course.

The Slatons should be like the Sentinelese, and left uncontacted and free of control by the media industrial complex.

 

[DongMiguel]

Agreed. The Slatons were the first that I came by around 2015/2016 and that led me to find Amberlynn and then Chantal.

But the Slatons (err Slaton's Sisters) were the first. I remember their living with Ma and Paw, chilling in the kitchen with the open cupboards and all the grime. I remember Amy sobbing on camera about how Tammy was going to die and they needed money for her funeral, only for her to come home and Amy keep all the money she grifted from her viewers.

Then Amy getting into a fight with her step-dad over cigarettes and getting kicked out, only to go move in with Chris, whose wife did not like Amy filming. Then Amy bought that RV with the money she got from her first viral video doing makeup... only to leave her dog inside it until the poor thing either got really sick or died (can't remember).

I remember Meth Mouth she hooked up with and the other dude who she met in the hotel room and fucking BIT while they were fooling around.

And then Michael... who was a fucking sped and Amy admitting that they dated when she was a little girl despite the fact he was older (she was like 12 or 13 and he was 17 (his brother was dating Amanda).

It was a shit-show but interesting. The sanitized version is just not the same.

And yeesh, I remember too much Slaton lore.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Don't forget when Amy went to a motel for a "date" and bit the tard she was meeting.

 

[Ass Dan]

And then Michael... who was a fucking sped and Amy admitting that they dated when she was a little girl despite the fact he was older (she was like 12 or 13 and he was 17 (his brother was dating Amanda).

Amy has admitted that she was 8 when Michael started having sexual contact with her. He was 13.

This is just one of hundreds of reasons that a basic-cable TV show about them will never be as hate-watchable as it could be. A lot of the real disgusting freakshow shit that makes them interesting has to be muted for it to pass corporate review. I'd watch a Netflix special though. I guess we'll get one of those when one of them (probably Tammy) murders someone.

 

[cybercybe]

That drink must be so sickeningly sweet. Her taste buds must be fucked.

 

[Chickenpox]

I would have never expected Tammy to become the thinnest of the sisters.

 

[Billy Fackin' Kimber]

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Good lord those scrotums on her arms! Still, considering how she looked before this is still somewhat amazing.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I would have never expected Tammy to become the thinnest of the sisters.

Tammy lost primary control over her body and a bariatric nursing home took the wheel. Tammy is very dumb, it wasn’t that hard to tard wrangle her once they had real control over her day to day existence far away from her retard family. Once she was dependent on a trach tube the bariatric nursing home was going to win. Some dedicated fatties can outwit the plan and still manage to stay mega-obese in bariatric facilities, but Tammy didn't stand a chance against the will of a health care facility she depended on and reality TV production team.

 

[beautiful person]

Tammy lost primary control over her body and a bariatric nursing home took the wheel. Tammy is very dumb, it wasn’t that hard to tard wrangle her once they had real control over her day to day existence far away from her retard family. Once she was dependent on a trach tube the bariatric nursing home was going to win. Some dedicated fatties can outwit the plan and still manage to stay mega-obese in bariatric facilities, but Tammy didn't stand a chance against the will of a health care facility she depended on and reality TV production team.

Plus she got the absolute most extreme of the weight loss surgeries, whereas all of the other siblings got more conservative surgeries. Their surgeries gave them wiggle room to fuck up, whereas Tammy's made it impossible for her to fail. She even admitted that she tried to eat like how she used to, but would just throw up the excess food, so she gained the sense from that to stop doing that shit. Small credit to her for realizing that overeating and then puking is bad and to not do it, though.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Plus she got the absolute most extreme of the weight loss surgeries, whereas all of the other siblings got more conservative surgeries. Their surgeries gave them wiggle room to fuck up, whereas Tammy's made it impossible for her to fail. She even admitted that she tried to eat like how she used to, but would just throw up the excess food, so she gained the sense from that to stop doing that shit. Small credit to her for realizing that overeating and then puking is bad and to not do it, though.

This is another reason I hate reality TV production, they have subverted evolution, just to squeeze a few more seasons out these abominations. Nature intended for Tammy’s own gluttony, stupidity and laziness to kill her. Now she will not only live much longer, sucking up resources, but might even find some half-retarded black man to impregnate her. The show also ensured Amy reproduced, twice.

A production company unnaturally extended the lives of, and helped continue the genetic line of, nature’s mistakes. Neither Amy nor Tammy would have gotten WLS without the cash grab and assistance of a reality show. This was the work of Satan.

I’m very curious about how the financial compensation has been negotiated with two actual low IQ retards and their family.

Tammy is obviously still on Medicaid, maybe even disability. They might have created some trust to pay into that could ensure Tammy would keep her Medicaid coverage, because the daily cost of her hospital stays and a bariatric nursing home is more than the daily budget of the entire production company.

The US government covered that entire shitshow just to salvage an obese retarded woman who will be an unproductive leech on society for the rest of her life. In fact tax payers subsidize the majority of our 600 lb cows. I’m very curious how they do compensation for the cows on the show because they have to ensure they don’t lose their Medicaid eligibility and keep their disability tugboats. I’m assuming the production team provides “goods and services” in the form of housing, staff and other things to try and keep Tammy a pauper on paper - not that anyone gets rich off of being featured on a morbidly obese reality show besides the producers and Dr. Now (who’s son is the main MSHPL producer).

I hope the Slatons live up to their white trash named and end up suing or fighting with the producers once the show ends and reveal the dirty deals they do to give welfare leeches money while ensuring they remain poor enough on paper to keep their gibs. Tammy, and maybe Amy too, are legal retards so who has been handling the legal and accounting work between them and the TV shows makes me very curious. The non-disclosure agreements they sign must put Scientology and Google to shame.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Tammy lost primary control over her body and a bariatric nursing home took the wheel. Tammy is very dumb, it wasn’t that hard to tard wrangle her once they had real control over her day to day existence far away from her retard family. Once she was dependent on a trach tube the bariatric nursing home was going to win. Some dedicated fatties can outwit the plan and still manage to stay mega-obese in bariatric facilities, but Tammy didn't stand a chance against the will of a health care facility she depended on and reality TV production team.

Yet the same bariatric nursing facility, and a trach tube didn’t stop husband Caleb from eating himself to death.

 

[Trombonista]

Yet the same bariatric nursing facility, and a trach tube didn’t stop husband Caleb from eating himself to death.

Maybe he was dumber than Tammy.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Maybe he was dumber than Tammy.

Is that even possible!

 

[Sammyrye]

Is that even possible!

Yes. He married her. And slept with her.