Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Trombonista]

Benjanun chimed in too.

 

[AnOminous]

I guess he could make the argument that he kinda needs a remote position because he's in charge of Hah-nuh - unlike Becky who could spend a few nights a week doing closing shift at McDonald's without anyone being neglected.

Except the customers.

 

[unexpected onions]

And now Becky is e-begging on Bluesky:
https://archive.is/qDkd0

Looks like she deleted the dog one and posted this instead


At least she's being honest about where the money is going?

 

[Temperance]

Becky is upset about Trump's EO limiting gender transition surgeries for children:

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Tuesday seeking to limit access to gender transition surgeries for people younger than 19, marking the president’s latest policy move against transgender rights.

The order, titled “Protecting Children from Chemical and Surgical Mutilation,” looks to stop the U.S. from funding, sponsoring, promoting, assisting or supporting gender transitions for individuals under 19 years of age.

So many transgender children will never grow up now.

Becky asks her followers to donate to her (again) so she can console herself with fried chicken:

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Benjanun chimed in too.

Always funny to see the weirdos & lolcows in Becky's orbit.

Speaking of which, I recognized this guy who was talking to Becky earlier:

Loudpenitent is a frequent Becky replyguy, but I didn't realize just how bad it was!
https://kiwifarms.st/search/29923864/?q=loudpenitent&t=post&c[thread]=25523&o=relevance

Loudpenitent has been one of her orbiters since at least 2018! A real OG.

And not only that... He was also apparently in a "Punning Pundit"-style relationship with fellow Becky orbiter "Rabbit Cohen".
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archiv...cca-marie-hernandez-gerber.25523/post-5056766
...That is, until Rabbit Cohen broke up with Loudpenitent, saying he was emotionally abusive towards her and drove her to the brink of suicide:

(Side-note: Emily / Rabbit Cohen is the same person who claims a Kiwifarmer broke into her home and raped her.)

I was going to make a snide comment about Becky still interacting with an abuser like Loudpentient, but in yet another twist, it seems like he and Rabbit Cohen must have made amends at some point. They chat with each other on Bluesky - as recently as today:


I don't really have a point here, I guess. I just find it funny how even Becky's orbiters are a bunch of quasi-lolcows.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Troon camps are weeks months away

Putting together a bunch of camps to hold and exterminate tens of millions of people in just a few months is quite impressive really. When has Trump ever shown the ability to deliver a project like that in the private sector? Do you realize how long it took the Nazis to get the camps? It was years! Yet just eight days of DOGE and we're already to camps in a few months.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Her parents are right. It's about time they stand up to her histrionics.

Five fucking adults in a single household and they can’t make it work? I’d send them a book on foraging and wish them luck. I don’t believe Fatty’s exchange with her cartoonishly evil parents about jobs coming available actually happened, but if they were genuinely desperate, they’d do whatever job there was. These are not people who know what poverty is.

What the hell is she talking about? She changes every part of her identity from day to day.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Fried Chicken is a strain of weed - note she said she wants "Fried Chicken Js" (joints)

If her orbiters were anything but proto-cows, I'd be shocked. As someone else said in another thread I was reading recently - lolcows flock together because no one else can stand them. It's no mistake that we already have one Beckyverse spin-off in prolific new munchie cow, Vicky Markhoff. I expect more to come.

 

[AnOminous]

Becky is upset about Trump's EO limiting gender transition surgeries for children:

Probably because she wants to sexually mutilate her own baby she obviously hates.

 

[Temperance]

Forgot to point out this other absurdity:

Remembering now this first time a librarian tried to separate me from my dad b/c our skin color is different.

Becky vs Papi:

I can only assume she's pretending that Mami & Papi (as "spicy" Latinx folx) are brown, and so poor Becky grew up experiencing discrimination firsthand. Plz gib asspats!
...But Mami & Papi are both white-passing, not to mention highly-educated and moderately wealthy. Nice try, Becky.

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Oh btw, Becky has officially reneged on her promise (from less than two weeks ago!) to stop publicly posting pictures of Hannah.
https://archive.is/EYo5D

Right look, we’re saving Hannah photos for special days, & today is a special day. This special little girl has a trans momma & there’s nothing wrong with that!!!

Now she's only going to post Hannah pics on "special days", whatever that means. She doesn't bother to explain what was so special about today.
edit: Gotta include this comment by Wire Witch Violet (aka SecretGamerGirl Jake Alley).

 

[RisingPhoenix]

OK but how did Trump being in charge for a week make them broke?

Trump isn't the one that set half of California on fire
Trump wasn't even in charge when Jackson got sacked from his previous job at Fender
It's not Trumps fault that both the dogs have come down with health issues at the same time as well

Sam just knows a "friend" that had their medication bills jump post-election so that's not an impact as well.

Anyway good on Mami and Papi telling her to shove off with no gibs after trying to pan-handle like that. I guess they'll try to whine to Jackson's mom next for some help. They seem to have gotten over their bad blood from a few years ago when Bex got cut off for not pretending Biden was amazing.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Oh btw, Becky has officially reneged on her promise (from less than two weeks ago!) to stop publicly posting pictures of Hannah.
https://archive.is/EYo5D

God, I would love it if someone replied, “Amazing! I can hardly tell you were born male!”

OK but how did Trump being in charge for a week make them broke?

Trump isn't the one that set half of California on fire
Trump wasn't even in charge when Jackson got sacked from his previous job at Fender
It's not Trumps fault that both the dogs have come down with health issues at the same time as well

Sam just knows a "friend" that had their medication bills jump post-election so that's not an impact as well.

Anyway good on Mami and Papi telling her to shove off with no gibs after trying to pan-handle like that. I guess they'll try to whine to Jackson's mom next for some help. They seem to have gotten over their bad blood from a few years ago when Bex got cut off for not pretending Biden was amazing.

Blaming Trump is good for some outrage gibs.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Fried Chicken is a strain of weed - note she said she wants "Fried Chicken Js" (joints)

If her orbiters were anything but proto-cows, I'd be shocked. As someone else said in another thread I was reading recently - lolcows flock together because no one else can stand them. It's no mistake that we already have one Beckyverse spin-off in prolific new munchie cow, Vicky Markhoff. I expect more to come.

"js" is "just sayin'" in the heavily ebonics-influenced zoomer speak Becky uses in order to seem like she's not approaching middle age, js fr fr no cap

 

[Umaibae]

It's just possible there isn't a huge demand for "lawyers" who need to ask Twitter how to file a name change in their own home state.

I already detailed why Cuckson is a major red flag hire for any firm. He’s even a red flag for JD advantage positions. He fucked up a decent gig being a useless idiot who couldn’t do his job and for being a gooner.

If Casa Cuck is struggling so badly, surely they could sell that $1.whatever million home and move somewhere affordable like Utah or New Mexico or…literally anywhere that isn’t a major metro area.

They could move to fucking Bakersfield and have $$$ left over from the sale.

They are all fucking morons.

 

[Wargarbl]

Note she said "diabetes medication," not insulin. Suspect this is Ozempic, the same way "mental health medication" is code for "hella pot" when it's in a beg-post.

Also you'll recall the old insulin cap was the very specific sum of $35.

Speaking of Ozempic: Becky DOES look like she has lost some weight in recent photos, despite all signs pointing to her leading the exact same sedentary & indulgent lifestyle that made her the landwhale we all love to hate.

Now how do you suppose someone who isn't interested in making any lifestyle changes and loves to pretend she's poor while always having plenty of money to fund her every desire would lose weight?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

If Casa Cuck is struggling so badly, surely they could sell that $1.whatever million home and move somewhere affordable like Utah or New Mexico or…literally anywhere that isn’t a major metro area.

Here's the Zillow info on that house.

Since they purchased it, they've gained roughly $320k in value. Even if their down payment was minimal, they could probably get out of this house with a total of >$400k in cash. That's the kind of money that could buy a perfectly functional five-bedroom house in a cheaper cost of living area. If their down payment was substantial, they've got more like $600k coming out of there and could have their pick of anything outside the bughives.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'm guessing Daniel's position still requires him to come into the office occasionally, so they "need" to be in close-ish proximity to wherever his lil game studio is - Costa Mesa I think? Probably wrong, but yeah it's somewhere down there.

 

[Mellorine]

Pretty sure they didn't purchase shit, the house was a gift from Cuckson's parents. It's anyone's guess what names are on the title.

 

[AnOminous]

Yet just eight days of DOGE and we're already to camps in a few months.

Isn't he trying to fire half the federal government in a couple days? Not sure who's going to be doing these internments. I do hope for a special team just for Becky though, because it will take an entire team of dudes to haul her grotesquely obese ass to Guantanamo.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Five bedroom, five bathrooms, two fireplaces, a spiral staircase and an in-ground pool and Jacuzzi.

I know it's absolute crap design and ugly new construction McMansion bullshit (seriously, the interior layout and all the arches and railings are so trashy and unaesthetic), but lordy - I feel that Zillow listing should be attached as a community note to every single Bluesky e-beg post.

Adding:
Hah-nuh just about sliced herself up really good. Most importantly, the $150 glass bong is ok, everyone!


Wow it's like no one could have ever noticed that their house is absolutely NOT safe for a toddler. I hope (rainbow me) that this will prompt at least one Cuck to go around and check everything within 4 feet of ground level. Wait til she starts climbing, Becky!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Isn't he trying to fire half the federal government in a couple days? Not sure who's going to be doing these internments. I do hope for a special team just for Becky though, because it will take an entire team of dudes to haul her grotesquely obese ass to Guantanamo.

She will be crying with happiness at the opportunity to reconnect with her Cuban heritage.