Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
KCD1 had something going for it, now KCD2 has nothing going for it just like Veilguard does.
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Or pull up something atrocious if there really is.
As long as we all keep to the rule of "don't preorder" and wait for reviews from people we trust before we buy, it'll all be fine

I mean not really because I WOULD be mad and not-buying if there is actually a gay option for Henry. Some things simply shouldn't be in there, and thats one of them. I take some black dude over gay shit any day.

So what I'm saying is I hope the reviews will tell me what I want to hear
Nothing boils my blood like seeing fags that say "I always pre-order from X dev, they haven't failed me yet!"
Absolute mongoloid behaviour.
 
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Anyone who thinks the game is still historically accurate is a drooling, coping moron. We already have evidence it's not. If you really want to waste 80$ on a game that has no respect for you as a fan of KCD1, be my guest. If you're going to try and defend the game's honor, it's not going to work, otherwise the game lead wouldn't be getting mocked on twitter right now for trying. Veilguard and KCD2 are two sides of the same coin, it shows that both right and left wingers can make cringy shit when they sellout and try to appeal to people who are not the core audience. This last part is the most hilarious to me, since KCD2 was supposed to be this big win over Dragon Age and Avowed, now we have nothing but tears and delusional moving of goalposts. Even Veilguard didn't implode like this, people just kind of laughed at it and moved on, Steam numbers will tell you as much. Same thing with Avowed, people talked about the controversy with the artist crying about white people for a few days, then we went back to forgetting this game exists. KCD2 controversy has been going on for weeks now, and it's not going to go away when the game comes out either.

All I am saying is that your passive aggressive responses won't change any of that. KCD2 already failed, if it makes some money back at launch good for them, but as a brand it's dead. If you want to continue this "it's not a big deal, it's just one sex scene!" line of reasoning, maybe you can help out Mack from WorthABuy, who is currently on the verge of losing his entire channel's identity after his recent stream.

You fucking fags, stop derailing this thread.
Go to the KCD thread and keep the slapfights there, chumps.
Tangentially related since KCD2 was supposed to be this big Veilguard woke-killer, but you're right. There is already a thread on the game if someone wants to join the few remaining fanboys this game has give everyone who mocks the second game garbage cans and tophats(as they have no counter arguments for anything regarding this controversy).
 
The difference is I can kill the vampire twink and move on with the game.

TrannyAge forces you to interact and agree with the cringe self inserts.

Everyone in the world agrees with the character, and cheers them on.
I didn't do it because he's a twink. I didn't do it because he's a vampire. I did it because he's an elf.

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The failure of Veilguard is as much an indictment on horrific marketing practices as it is on woke. I'm willing to bet a lot of people ITT even would've bought this shit and been baited had it not been unveiled to the public like this.
This shit is nuclear grade cringe. Nu-Saints Row did the exact same thing with its reveal trailer nearly 3 years prior to Veilguard's and that game bombed so hard Volition fucking died.
 
The failure of Veilguard is as much an indictment on horrific marketing practices as it is on woke. I'm willing to bet a lot of people ITT even would've bought this shit and been baited had it not been unveiled to the public like this.
This shit is nuclear grade cringe. Nu-Saints Row's did the exact same thing with its reveal trailer nearly 3 years prior to Veilguard's and that game bombed so hard Volition fucking died.
That video made me want to commit war crimes.
 
I'm willing to bet a lot of people ITT even would've bought this shit and been baited had it not been unveiled to the public like this.
If you were ITT before release and bought the game, you would've been a goober regardless of marketing. We saw the leaked early reviewer footage, it makes this trailer actually look decent in comparison.
 
The failure of Veilguard is as much an indictment on horrific marketing practices as it is on woke. I'm willing to bet a lot of people ITT even would've bought this shit and been baited had it not been unveiled to the public like this.
This shit is nuclear grade cringe. Nu-Saints Row did the exact same thing with its reveal trailer nearly 3 years prior to Veilguard's and that game bombed so hard Volition fucking died.
That video made me want to commit war crimes.
Marvel ruined an entire generation of Western writing, this "quirky superhero team who only communicate in sarcastic quips" cancer needs to fucking die.
 
Nothing boils my blood like seeing fags that say "I always pre-order from X dev, they haven't failed me yet!"
Don't pay too much attention to the thoughts (or rather lack thereof) of niggercattle, stare into the abyss where their brain should be and you'll always blink.
 
Marvel ruined an entire generation of Western writing, this "quirky superhero team who only communicate in sarcastic quips" cancer needs to fucking die.
Yeah I hope this shit trend dies with this decade reaching its mid-point. I've heard people describe that quirky chungus Whedon-esque style of writing endemic of Marvel movies (and every piece of media that apes Marvel movies) as irony poisoned, but I just think it's infantile. Childish goo goo gaga-tier fucking garbage written by troons and manchildren who are as immature as they are unimaginative. These dinguses went on strike when they should've spent that time becoming more worldly.
 
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Or pull up something atrocious if there really is.

Nothing boils my blood like seeing fags that say "I always pre-order from X dev, they haven't failed me yet!"
Absolute mongoloid behaviour.
The problem with pre-orders is not that some pub;ishers/studios are "safe". Sure, I mean anything FROM or Kojima is probably going to be a good time but.

Pre-ordering encourages the "we already got your money so fuck you, we don't really care to polish the game before launch" shit we see all the time.

Pre-ordering could have made sense for physical mega-releases where the physical copies could sell out at the store and you would have to wait 2 days for them to get another shipment.
But even then, so what, If I am going to spend several hundred hours on EldenRing and the physical box was sold out andI had to wait two days for it to be re-stocked, not the end of the world really.

Pre-ordering digital copies. That is turbo retarded. What, why ? You think that they will run out of digital copies for download? Is that why you pre-order?
If you pre-order a digital game you are a fucking retard and you deserve to be bullied. There is no other way about it.


Personally I ONLY buy physical games and I never preorder. Because I am not a faggot. (I am also aware that that means this is likely the last generation of consoles I will participate in. I am ok with that considering how shit the current generation has been compared to previous ones)
 
Inquisition was a dogshit game but had interesting story and DLC. Veilguard is a dogshit game without any saving graces.
Descent broke my heart. One of the coolest sequences in all of Inquisition in the first half only for it to descent (ha) into complete narrative nonsense. And BW did so much with all that world building! We’re definitely one day going to see a titan in some form! :suffering:
The problem with pre-orders is not that some pub;ishers/studios are "safe". Sure, I mean anything FROM or Kojima is probably going to be a good time but.

Pre-ordering encourages the "we already got your money so fuck you, we don't really care to polish the game before launch" shit we see all the time.

Pre-ordering could have made sense for physical mega-releases where the physical copies could sell out at the store and you would have to wait 2 days for them to get another shipment.
But even then, so what, If I am going to spend several hundred hours on EldenRing and the physical box was sold out andI had to wait two days for it to be re-stocked, not the end of the world really.

Pre-ordering digital copies. That is turbo retarded. What, why ? You think that they will run out of digital copies for download? Is that why you pre-order?
If you pre-order a digital game you are a fucking retard and you deserve to be bullied. There is no other way about it.


Personally I ONLY buy physical games and I never preorder. Because I am not a faggot. (I am also aware that that means this is likely the last generation of consoles I will participate in. I am ok with that considering how shit the current generation has been compared to previous ones)
Preorder should be boutique physical purchases only, meaning if you want the artbook you can at least jump your ass down to the mailbox to get it. Slap another 20% upcharge on it and use the excess to pay for a QA period that lasts longer than a week.

We are quickly approaching a time where people who are too young to remember what New Vegas on PS3 was like on launch, or fucking Skyrim, will have actual buying power.
 
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We are quickly approaching a time where people who are too young to remember what New Vegas on PS3 was like on launch, or fucking Skyrim, will have actual buying power.
I was gonna say "they'll be old enough to remember Battlefield 2042 at least" but then I remembered that it sold so poorly that even the latest entry in one of their historic cash cow franchises was deemed a financial failure. That game was so quickly forgotten it may as well have not even happened.
 
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