Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Yamcha's Only Fan said:
ironically, turning him into a vegetable would give andy everything he wants. He'd get 24 hour care and someone changing him. The only thing about that would be that andy wouldn't have the capacity to enjoy it.
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This would be a great classic Twilight Zone episode if Andy got plowed by a bus during a fit and ended up getting fucked up Johnny Get Your Gun/Metallica 'One' music video style. He can't order anyone around, he can't do anything extreme to wrestle control back from people who are obligated to keep him alive, he can't accuse anyone of aboozin his rights.

As he's coming to grips with all the pleasures he's lost out on, a nurse comes in to change him and wipe his ass. He smiles and thinks "At least, I'll have my ass wiped for the rest of my life....wait...I can't feel the paper, I can't smell my shit, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS WEARING A DIAPER!!!" He's trapped inside his shitty egg body forever, kept alive artificially for decades, never to know a single pleasure again in his life.

And then Rod Sterling comes back on and says "What a great ending for a horrible faggot. Good night, America.".
 
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
I finally finished reading all this thread and it has been a trip. Very, very, few cows have made me as legitimately MATI as Andy does.

I hate that he has had that effect on me, I usually just like to chuckle at retards but he is just so repugnant, so utterly vile. I feel so sorry for the public workers that need to deal with him, and for his family.

I hope we one day get a Rodney King style video of him being used as a nightstick training dummy. However instead of riots the cops will get medals and a nice steak dinner.
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The MATI definitely originates from how he abuses his family and public resources. That and his using fake autism to fulfill his sick perverted poo fetish.

He is a vile subhuman pos who cares about no one but himself.

Those new photos make it look so tempting to just open hand slap him anytime he opens his fat faker mouth.
 
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Andy's schizophrenic delusions are back again.
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Andy doxxes the staff... Again...
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I don't know want to call these guys nor do I condone calling these overworked individuals,but if some poor sap actually falls for it I hope they can at least alert them Andy is doxxing people to prove he is being bullied.
Andy epically proves he doesn't have NPD by... Prooving he has NPD
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
One thing it finally confirms that Andy “gets jealous” of more disabled people outside of Jan. While “the Maccy Smashy” didnt ‘change him’ per se,it changed his Modus oprendi. Remember for the longest time he seemed like he was in the up and up? I think his schizophrenic jealousy originally was how *well* Joe was doing. Joe likes computers? Amdy LOVES computers! Joe drives a car now? Amdy lives on his OWN! But eventually due to the coddling he experienced after the Smash Burger Special he changed his attention seeking from being the BEST to being the WORSE. He might of always been a nut but at least before he realized he could get more reward from being rainman it manifested in him being actually productive.
Also another thing is that it’s funny how we were ALL convinced Micheal Ditch was the true villain of the story when the REAL twist villain was Aunty Diane,funny how things happen like that. I wonder if that’s why Andy’s Facebook account says “Diatch”?
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Sorry, I've had to be away from the Farms the last 3 weeks or so, what did I miss about Aunt Diane please? Last I heard she was gunt guarding Andy from the Popo but that was it. How did she get upgraded to villian over the buggerous older brother Mike?
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Sorry, I've had to be away from the Farms the last 3 weeks or so, what did I miss about Aunt Diane please? Last I heard she was gunt guarding Andy from the Popo but that was it. How did she get upgraded to villian over the buggerous older brother Mike?
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I had found a video where Andy's parents explicitly state that Andy's behavior escalated because of Aunt Diane.
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According to the video, Andy started acting this way after meeting Diane.
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Click the quote to go back, it's got the transcripts of the conversation.
While it's not clear how his behavior escalated, it's telling that both his parents agree that he got worse, and even Andy agrees that it deepened problems with his dad. Then, they talk about Tom being abused as a kid. Well, with that being talked about with Aunt Diane, and what happened to her and Tom as kids...did she do something to Tom? Does she hate Tom for something that happened, and caused his abuse at the hands of his dad?

I always got a bad feeling from her phone call, because it just sounded like she thought Andy's parents deserved this.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
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It’s really incredible how Andy becomes so articulate and coherent whenever he has to defend himself.

Also, narcissists can’t tell that they’re narcissists. That’s one of the central parts of the disorder. They just think that they’re acting in their best interest because they’re special and everyone around them is just bringing them down. The moment you have to specify you aren’t a narcissist, you prove that you most likely are one.
 
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Schizo Andy gives his raw trvth,the whole trvth nvke,and nothing but the trvke on his arrests...
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But it's strange to me, why would an innocent man be forced to stay away from his family for seven months?

(Sorry to double post but you guys didn't post anything in betwix so you left me no choice.)
Andrew's new Modus Oprendi,try to get the boolies arrested by doxxing his caregivers...
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
L'Château de Fosségout looks objectively cleaner (and comfier) without André Le Hommebébé Terrible stinking it up. Which I find funny since Amdy's argument is that the were buzin him my not cleaning it up, CURIOUS!
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Now, this could be just a corner they cleared out. But it really does look far more comfortable and cleaner without Andy plaguing the house.
The family would try to avoid him where they could, and not cleaning up was to avoid getting in Andy's way as it stood.
 
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Wendyverse Enjoyer said:
Now, this could be just a corner they cleared out. But it really does look far more comfortable and cleaner without Andy plaguing the house.
The family would try to avoid him where they could, and not cleaning up was to avoid getting in Andy's way as it stood.
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I've heard Joe and Tom State that Andy would purposefully get in the way, and make a mess. In the past, he was trying to get the home to fail inspection, so that his dad would get in trouble, and his mom would be removed.
 
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