DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Kinda funny that Phil still hasn't finished Dino Crisis and this pops up in my recommendations

Also his AI greenscreen is a secret detractor considering that even in his victory pose his arm vanishes



Let's see how much begging we get today. I would say, YES

 

[Lazycunt]

The one thing I never get with Phil he just never owns up to things that don't matter, he can never just say I'm a lazy cunt that's why I don't want to play it.

This means that each membership from Argentina is worth exactly 3.8 cents USD. Phil, either by stupidity or design, claims each Argentinian membership is worth 30 cents. I can't tell whether this is retardation or desperation.

Probably a bit of column A and column B.

 

[Cats]

DSP falling into the water over and over and over again in Ninja Gaiden 2 might be one of the funniest things I have seen from Phil in awhile. What a fucking idiot lmao

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I noticed in the wide angle camera view that Pig has his ceiling fan running th entire time. Could this be responsible for agitating his sinus? Why is he even running a ceiling fan during the winter?

Alcoholism is responsible for his bad sinuses and the underboob gin sweats that requires a fan.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Why is he even running a ceiling fan during the winter?

He keeps every of his electronic devices on all the time and his black out curtains aren't on a rail.

The ahffice must be super hot all the time and in Phil's head the ceiling fan being on must help cooling it down.

The whole AHFFICE is an heating disaster

 

[#lurker]

It crossed my mind that he's been acting like a Lynch character lately. So funny to then see this on my recommended feed:

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

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The Argentinian government used to have a pretty artificial exchange rate with dollar too. It worked out great for them. I hope Phil spent money with his creative exchange.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Those new full body videos where he moves around makes him look so bad, especially when he does his stupid dances. He moves with the same energy and momentum of a 70 year old dancing on a family wedding,the average retired grampa is more energetic than him.
Hes in his early forties and his body is already shutting down!, i shudder to think where he will be in a decade, is he going to be bedbound when he turns 50?.

 

[Brother Wind]

You're underselling this...
You made an effort to move this mall trophy ACROSS THE COUNTRY with you and even putting that aside, when you unpacked and saw it there, instead of tossing it out and laughing, you have it on display. If it's not in a box, it's on display to me.

I think some of you need to just get over yourselves. Some of you just seem like joyless cunts. Because anybody who does this with such a meaningless trophy has a story in that trophy. It was their first tournament or their first trophy. Perhaps they met their best friend that day. Maybe they never played Tekken prior or since and think its a fun talking point. Maybe they love boring people to death about that absolute clutch round they pulled in the finals to win it. Perhaps, just maybe they loved that mall and the time there with friends and family and its a token of a long gone place and long gone people they can still hold in their hands. And if any of that is dumb to you then you need a long look in the mirror.

The punchline here is that none of this applies to Phil. He has no stories. His life is dedicated only to things. And not even in the sense the most consoomer soyboy ever. They at least want to fit in with some version of a community. But Phil just has things to have things. Not even out of spite. Then he would have cool things. I love showing off my rarer video games. Phil bought a beamer and didn't even understand why you would have one. He just didn't have a car, and then he got one. Whatever one he could buy. His life is an epic poem to literal irrelevance. And his only effect on the world is the confusion shared by all people who witness what should be impossible.

 

[BlastMonk]

So phil thinks he got 30-40 dollars from the dentractor when it was really 3-4 dollars. He may count it as hitting the goal but he's going to be in for a rude awakening when he tries to buy gin or sweaty man jpgs and see he doesn't have that money. He won't address it on stream but he's going to realise at some point he just hallucinated money he didn't have.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

But Phil just has things to have things.

To me this all having things just to have things started with him wanting to pose as some kind of authority in certain communities.

He got himself the e-girl streamer tech to pose as a professional streamer.
If we look at it further back even his house and his marriage is something he did to pose as a mature adult.

He doesn't live for himself but for the other to see how cool and how much of an OG in [insert community] he is despite numerous examples of how much of a poser he is

 

[Yung Dalph]

To me this all having things just to have things started with him wanting to pose as some kind of authority in certain communities.

He got himself the e-girl streamer tech to pose as a professional streamer.
If we look at it further back even his house and his marriage is something he did to pose as a mature adult.

He doesn't live for himself but for the other to see how cool and how much of an OG in [insert community] he is despite numerous examples of how much of a poser he is

He absolutely is a poser, but is also extremely desperate to be taken seriously and to have credibility as a member of certain communities.

To be respected and reliable as a youtuber, to be acknowledged for his EPIC gamer legacy in the FGC, to be taken seriously as a gamer.

That's why he spent thousands on gaming statues, he wanted to fake it till he made it.

Too bad credibility isn't purchased or given, it's built and developed. He will remain a joke, meme and footnote in FGC history despite being a half decent player, will always be a living meme when it comes to the gaming scene, and as a content creator he will always be referred to as an entitled has-been. Or maybe a never-was.

Regardless of how many times he tells you he invented youtube let's plays, he will leave a legacy of rage, failure and begging that will overshadow the few *meaningful* and positive things he's done.

And he is in denial that his fate has been sealed. There is no road to redemption for someone who believes themselves to be redeemed, his views drop, and he has to resort to increasingly pathetic and humiliating scams to sustain his lifestyle and the results of his own choices.

Womp womp.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So phil thinks he got 30-40 dollars from the dentractor when it was really 3-4 dollars.

It's because valedictorian math genius PeePee Burnell read $0.038 as 38 cents rather than 3.8 cents.

 

[Pargon]

My man doesn’t even respect his audience enough to keep pretending to be sick. That is…..I mean I’ve watched Phil for longer than I’d care to admit, I’ve seen him call his chatters bitches and stuff, but this somehow seems more disrespectful?

Phil was absolutely the kid who faked being sick to get out of trouble, and so his mommy would buy him ice cream and comic books. He’s throwing everything at the wall now to get consistent cash coming in, every one of the five ideas he’s ever “had” or “tried”.

1. Offer to play a fan-selected game (and never finish it, and that’s if the dents are lucky and he decides just to not play it)
2. Household/family pressure (broken pipes, Jasper supposedly needing care, which ultimately no one cares about except him)
3. Game marathon (which he can and will end and/or adjust the guidelines of, for any reason or no reason at all)
4. Anything where he’s talking at a webcam and not playing a video game (no one cares, because Phil will allow a video game to abuse him far longer than a guest would, so nobody wants to see it)
5. Showing off his freakshow of a body for some reason (the International Criminal Court is in deliberations to determine whether this constitutes a crime against humanity)

He’s almost done trying everything and being all out of ideas! Wha will happun

 

[Optimus Prime]

I think some of you need to just get over yourselves. Some of you just seem like joyless cunts. Because anybody who does this with such a meaningless trophy has a story in that trophy. It was their first tournament or their first trophy. Perhaps they met their best friend that day. Maybe they never played Tekken prior or since and think its a fun talking point. Maybe they love boring people to death about that absolute clutch round they pulled in the finals to win it. Perhaps, just maybe they loved that mall and the time there with friends and family and its a token of a long gone place and long gone people they can still hold in their hands. And if any of that is dumb to you then you need a long look in the mirror.

The punchline here is that none of this applies to Phil. He has no stories. His life is dedicated only to things. And not even in the sense the most consoomer soyboy ever. They at least want to fit in with some version of a community. But Phil just has things to have things. Not even out of spite. Then he would have cool things. I love showing off my rarer video games. Phil bought a beamer and didn't even understand why you would have one. He just didn't have a car, and then he got one. Whatever one he could buy. His life is an epic poem to literal irrelevance. And his only effect on the world is the confusion shared by all people who witness what should be impossible.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Phil acts like he's doing what he thinks is how people live happy, successful lives.

Gated community, higher end car, marriage, house full of things that he thinks other people think are cool because he sees all that crap in other people's homes online, and the ONE TIME he placed 4th at EVO.

Other than the gated community offering him psuedo-hermitage because he's a misanthropic, paranoid douche, literally nothing else in his life truly means anything to him. He wants to project an image of success (which, in 100% fairness, he does make the kind of money many of us wish we could get for sitting on our ass all day) like the respect of other people means anything to him. Hell, even going all the way back to the infamous Wolverine action figure story - he basically admits that he didn't want the figure because he actually gave a damn about Wolverine, he just wanted it because everybody else he knew thought it was the hottest shit ever, and when he actually did get it later he didn't care because it wasn't the most popular thing anymore. Likewise, his marriage is a coping farce - Leanna walked out on his ass and he genuinely couldn't handle it so he quickly gets the first girl who can stand being anywhere near him and marries her more to prove a point about how he isn't a fucking loser, than actually being attracted to his glorified housemate.

And of course...the Sidescrollers podcast where he got fucking roasted to a burnt crisp and initially thought that it went so well that they'd ask him to be a returning guest, such that his own chat had to explain that he was so fucking stupid he didn't even realize how badly his ass got beat.

If he wasn't so paranoid, truth is that he could easily just rot in some dumpy trailer home being drunkenly wasted 24/7 playing half-naked man bejeweled like cookie clicker. The actual opportunities to be successful that he's pissed away out of sheer arrogance and ignorance is staggering.

 

[San Dimas High School]

DSP: "So I was telling PPP: listen, if you aren't feeling 100% we should just postpone the show. It's not going to be entertaining to the people if you're sick."

Also DSP 1 day later: "*hack, wheeze, cough* I'm so sick, but I'm going to *hack, wheeze, cough* tough it out for you guys. *loud burp* See? I'm sick. I'm really sick, I really am"

 

[Balr0g]

Looks like Phil will have a reason to bring back SF 6 full time

Now who will become a Ultimate Master first? DSP or Raw Phil?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

DSP: "So I was telling PPP: listen, if you aren't feeling 100% we should just postpone the show. It's not going to be entertaining to the people if you're sick."

Also DSP 1 day later: "*hack, wheeze, cough* I'm so sick, but I'm going to *hack, wheeze, cough* tough it out for you guys. *loud burp* See? I'm sick. I'm really sick, I really am"

don't you find it funny, once donos starts to come, his voice is better? watch last night stream.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

I’ve bend on a 3 day bender and Phil still somehow sounds more fucked up than me. Never change Goutman

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He braved his way through illness to play video games. Y'know, the thing that most people do when they're off sick from work.