MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin
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not to disparage mechanics or anyone's mos but "armament repairer course, 18 weeks" is funny considering how often she has larped as an elite combat veteran.
Jackie Singh / Jacqueline Singh / Jacqueline Anne Stokes / Jax / @find_evil / HackingButLegal / @HackingButLegal / piggytomlinson - Cybersecurity "expert," wannabe journoscum, former "hacker"; gunt guards Patrick Tomlinson, currently picking a fight with ONA Forums, GNAA Groupie
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Next Door Jimmy
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That's my thought. I get people thinking she was a nefarious whore but they wouldn't kick you out for that unless you were fucking a superior or maybe a married soldier. You can get the boot by expressing non-compliance from jump and remember, Army boot camp runs 2 1/2 months and that counts as service time so she really hit the ground running as a shitbird and never looked back. If she says she was in Iraq, that's a lie. I doubt she ever made it to her station let alone be deployed. They were pushing all sorts of irredeemable fuckers out there in the mid 00s if they showed any hint of competence or potential. To be D.O.A. in 04 would have took special feats of retardation or special feats of crime and we know which one Jackie is more capable of.
I think she couldn't accept a hierarchical command structure, she's fat, she's very stupid and she's a quitter. Boot camp kicked her ass and once she got to her tech school, she probably started failing immediately and pushed the issue forward by being an incredibly stupid and smug bitch. Claiming psych problems, always having shin splints so she wouldn't have to run, being late and out of reg, having bad hygiene. General dirtbag Gomer Pyle antics. The Army just let her have what she wanted and flushed out for being a complete waste.
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She’s posted old photos of her in the desert that were dissected in the thread. Kiwis remarked on her unusual uniform/weapon carried/etc for a few pages.
patfan
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She probably finished school. She April 2003. It says her school was 18 weeks and the date of June 2003 only makes sense if it's the start date. She would have graduated late October at the earliest. That might have been pushed back later due to holding periods or being recycled but I doubt that would delay it all the way until August 2004 when she was discharged.
Also note the effective date of rank of March 2004, which means she absolutely was busted down.
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Don't insult Gomer Pyle, who was a well intentioned loser.
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I always find this cringe when ex-military people act like they're dangerous, even the special forces guys. I was in the military, I started as a cook ended up being used for training firefighting and safety. I flipped eggs, pushed paper, maintained equipment and maybe touched a gun 3-4 times a year due to it being a requirement. I wouldn't get more time on the range because that meant time away from work and I wouldn't get less. None of it makes me hard or tough, unless you consider making bulk porridge or filling fire extinguishers to be deadly skills. At the end of the day no matter what training you do all it takes is someone to sucker punch you, stab you or shoot you and there isn't a fucking thing you can do about it, you're fucked. Acting like Jackie, and other veterans online just makes it more likely for those things to happen as mouthing off and acting like you're a hard cunt only invites that type of thing to happen.
JustStopDude
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They never send people out to get AWOL folks. That's a movie trope. You don't need to. Basically a warrant goes out for your arrest. I used to explain to my guys that you didn't want to go AWOL because no one was coming to get you. So let's say your stationed in Georgia and the warrant goes out. You get picked up back home in say Ohio. You get held until your command can convince an Ohio recruiter to pick your ass up and ride a Greyhound with you back to Georgia.
That can take weeks. And their ain't no bail to post.
Usually what I saw happening is the military member gets hit with a Non Judicial Punishment so the old man can fuck them. Then they get handed over to the civilian authorities. Then once the civies are done, the court martial hits for being AWOL the entire time in civilian custody.
And I wouldn't take a vet's story at face value all the time. We never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
All this gibberish aside, I am damn side impressed someone was able to get her dd214. Looks like Jackie was consistently a pain the ass of her immediate command and they just gave up. The discharge of general under honorable means no GI bill but she gets her medical benefits. I legit expected she was an OTHer. She can't re-enlist without a waiver and they never bother with that.
It was probably a bunch of consistent small things but she has to be a massive pain in the ass. It's not a good look for an NCO to be asking the command to NJP someone. I would not be surprised if she got originally in trouble for one thing and she just keeps fighting it, going to a couple of article 15's in a row.
If anything, she got off remarkably lucky considering how little time she did. She also definitely got busted pay grades. If you come into basic training as an e1, you literally just have to not fuck up for six months to make e2. She should have been an e3 when she got separated...or around those parts.
Also the awards are hilarious. All participation shit.
Like Spectre looks like Rambo compared to Jackie...and he drove a shit tanker for the fucking Marines lol!
Schpoots
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Honorable discharge for misconduct sounds like a DEI platitude. Someone in trumps new world order should correct that! =)
Next Door Jimmy
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The things she's claiming are so mundane. Having proficiency in cyber weapons and small arms doesn't mean anything. She had a pretty unremarkable job. She claims to have 20/15 vision but who cares? She's too fat to fit in a fighter jet and her Kawahi hands means she would manhandle the delicate instruments. SBeing a qualified marksman isn't that impressive but who qualified her? Not the Army. She doesn't have a marksmanship medal listed on her DD. Speaking of medals, she's missing an Iraq Campaign medal. That's why she says she spent many years in Iraq by choice. She can't say she was actually deployed so she uses by choice to imply that she volunteered multiple tours. She was never deployed, never saw combat,
JustStopDude
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I'm gonna give Jackie some credit. I thought for sure she was a wheeled vehicle mechanic but it turns out she was a 45k.
She apparently barely got through the training and then pretty much immediately got kicked out, but hey, that is a bit more technical of a job than the general motor pool.
OOH RAH!
She apparently barely got through the training and then pretty much immediately got kicked out, but hey, that is a bit more technical of a job than the general motor pool.
OOH RAH!
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They give people an OTH discharge when they want to fuck them over, it disqualifies you from most or all veterans' benefits, depending on the circumstances. A general discharge just means, "we don't want to deal with you, get out of here". For example, someone that pisses hot for THC but is in otherwise good standing might get a general discharge, but if they re-test them awaiting separation and find more in their system or other drugs, they are likely to upgrade to an OTH or pursue a UCMJ violation. As others have noted, she was discharged at the rank of E1, the lowest possible rank which most people do not spend any significant amount of time at. She was almost certainly stripped of rank after she made it to E2.
She was clearly a shithead that nobody wanted to work with. Shitty people can fly under the radar a long time, usually. There's often a culture of leaders moving problem kids around from section to section hoping things will work themselves out because administrative punishment or separation is a hassle. You have to do something pretty stupid usually to get this kind of scrutiny as an E2, I want to know what that was
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I know everyone's dissecting the DD214 but man this image is fucking me up. I've shot Hi Powers and have seen 6'6 brick shithouses with other HPs and I've never seen one dwarfed in the hand to that degree. Her finger takes up the entirety of the trigger guard ffs, how in the fuck? Jackie wasn't even larping as Violet Beauregarde yet so fattiness isn't even a factor to the pure ogreishness
Bias Judge.
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I think she was sleeping with everyone in Iraq and causing serious drama. I witnessed bitches like this myself. 2003 wasnt a good time to have your unit distracted by that shit. You have a bunch of horny young men in the desert, even the fugly dikes start to look real damn sexy after a few weeks.
Heem 'em all.
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You don't understand, this is perfect operational security. This is how she stays their top agent. By convincing the world that she is a fat fucking retard.
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How. How how how how how in TYOL 2004 did you fuck up so hard you got separated during DA SURGE when Stop-Loss was the name of the game? HOOOOOOOW.
I knew guys who did stupid fucked up shit and still got kept on.
In 2004 no one was getting out the military without a preponderance of cause.
In normal times in 2004 basic training, if you were injured or otherwise refused to train (or were too dumb to train) they would just send you home. If you were too out of shape they'd maybe send you to "Fat camp" if there was enough for a class (which was just a general term for a remedial program to give you 6 weeks to be ready for basic. I knew a guy who had been sent to Fat Camp for being too underweight. They're giving Pvt. Pyles literal nothing burgers to get them down to enlistment weight while Drill Sargent is forcing him to eat cake and icecream till he's about to hurl to try to get him to make weight) but otherwise youd' be on a bus home.
2003-2008 none of that shit was happening. They 'd keep you in basic and hope you'd change your mind, or keep you in the military hospital so they could get you back in to service.
You had to be a massive, giant, repeat fuck-up to get the boot.
Exactly this.
Uniforms don't peel potatoes anymore. They have civies doing all shit now.
Both otherwise, yes. Too dumb and worthless to mop floors.
Effectively, yes. People don't realize that often just fighting to stay in the military will do the job. At least until its reenlistment time.
Your first promotion to E2 is automatic after 6 months of service of good conduct service (AKA don't fuck up in any official capacity). As was explained to me, all other promotions (including if you are busted down to E1 or E0* and coming back to E2) have to be approved by your CO. But any promotion through E-4 Specialist is effectively automatic - your battalion CO gets a list of any soldiers in their command that are up for promotion in the next month and basically "Do you see any reason these soldiers shouldn't be promoted? Y/N? If No, Explain why", and unless your CO really has it out for you, it goes through. E-4 Corporal and above you have to actually work to get.
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She made it out and deployed to Iraq where she was a big enough fuckup they sent her back to the states and separated her.
She was sent home during the GWOT. This didn't happen unless you were a utter, massive complete fuck up. The 6 months lag between going back to CONUS and getting shipped out was the time it took for command to file the papers to get her ass booted.
There is a minimum level of unattractive in the army due to everyone being kept in shape. And probably lots of guys wanting to try fucking a curry.
The discharges go:
Honorable
General / under honorable conditions
Other than Honorable
Bad Conduct
Dishonorable
Honorable and General/UHC the main difference is Honorable has you elegiable for reenlistment, the UHC often requires a waiver but not always. It also matters for getting a civie security clearance. Usually UHC is you had one big fuck up but otherwise were a good soldier. Both will qualify you for nearly all veterans programs (loans, federal job preference, etc)
OTH is not great but not the worst. Basically you kept fucking up in minor ways and they want to make sure you don't come back. You often get limited VA benefits and you still get access to any earned benefits (GI Bill, etc) and can qualify for disability, but you will be bared from a lot of veteran programs.
BC/DD you are fucked for security clearance and any job that actually cares about your background check results will likely tell you to fuck off.
AWOL seems unlikely. Most likely fucking up at her job.
She is in Iraq for a couple months then sent back to base for about 6 months before put on the bus back home. That 6 months is about the time it took get someone out of the military at the time. First they have to be given a chance to get themselves right, correct, and get back on the straight and narrow. When they don't, command can document that. Then JAG has to get involved so they can build a solid "get the fuck out" case. Then it is presented, and FINALLY the worthless fuckstain is gone.
So what got her on the path out almost certainly happened in Iraq.
100% this. A lot of this comes down to how much your command liked you.
I knew of a guy who worked S3 and the company CO loved him for whatever reason. Couldn't pass a PT test and his CO ran interference for him, and let him finish out his enlistment term with copious waivers.
she was also in the Delayed Entry progam for a goddamn long time. I'm currious about this
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So let’s sum it up:
- General Discharge from the military which requires you to be a retard
- Loosing full custody over her children as a woman which requires you to be a retard
- Putting yourself into $200k of credit card debt which requires you to be a retard
- FBI stating that your OSINT is useless and retarded in official case documents which requires you to be a retard
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And the Biden campaign allowed her to advise them? They are clearly as demented as the former president.
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As far as I understood it, she was a diversity hire to sit at some desk and never actually got to do anything relevant.
She likes to pretend she was "part of the campaign", but she was just some random shitface among a horde of shitfaces hired for the shitface color of their skin.
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I don't think her record was scrutinized very closely by the campaign. There was a lot of that going on around Biden. Nobody was truly vetted because it might lead to identities being questioned and hurt feelings. There were a lot of fuck-up orbiters like Jackie around. All political campaigns attract them, a good campaign will weed them out and have them do busywork.
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