Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

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I take that back. Lmao, lmao.
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Since Tophia was wearing the shirt for it. someone should take profile shots of these people and make a parody Demon Days cover.

Also do you think Tophia knows we exist ? As in knows this thread exist ? I highly doubt it since she is a phone zoomer. If she did I bet she would cry.
 
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Buck Broken Chimp said:
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Since Tophia was wearing the shirt for it. someone should take profile shots of these people and make a parody Demon Days cover.

Also do you think Tophia knows we exist ? As in knows this thread exist ? I highly doubt it since she is a phone zoomer. If she did I bet she would cry.
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Tophia doesn't seem to know that toothpaste or floss exists, so I highly doubt it. The inevitable chimp-out if/when she does find her thread will be priceless regardless. MIND YEW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE

A parody Demon Days cover with profiles of the Slydell family would be amazing. Caveman Days
 
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Tophia hates white women specifically because she's jealous of them. She tried to catfish as a white woman. She thinks her extreme ugliness is just her racial physiognomy yet cannot recognize that literally no other humans (besides her mom and brother) look like her, all the black celebrities she simps for look absolutely nothing like her, so no. It isn't that. She doesn't get that though and seems to think "everyone only thinks I'm ugly because I'm black" because she also goes off on her "people get away with murder if they're attractive and it's not fair!!" Rants. She's just super envious of attractive people and uses her race to blame her looks on while conveniently ignoring the fact that she doesn't look like any race of human.
 
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Lokiwi said:
Tophia hates white women specifically because she's jealous of them. She tried to catfish as a white woman. She thinks her extreme ugliness is just her racial physiognomy yet cannot recognize that literally no other humans (besides her mom and brother) look like her, all the black celebrities she simps for look absolutely nothing like her, so no. It isn't that. She doesn't get that though and seems to think "everyone only thinks I'm ugly because I'm black" because she also goes off on her "people get away with murder if they're attractive and it's not fair!!" Rants. She's just super envious of attractive people and uses her race to blame her looks on while conveniently ignoring the fact that she doesn't look like any race of human.
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“Pretty privilege” is part of the rotation of 2014 Tumblr SJW buzzwords/gripes she likes to complain about. It never crosses her mind that most physically attractive people actually put a lot of time & effort into maintaining their looks, so why shouldn’t they get to reap the social benefits?

Obviously some people are born luckier than others when it comes to looks, and it cannot be stressed enough just how unlucky Tophia is in that aspect. Like, as a woman, I can’t look at her without feeling a pang of “aw shit, I can’t imagine having to go thru life looking like that”, it’s the only thing about Tophia that I feel a modicum of genuine pity for.
 
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Buck Broken Chimp said:
I know I already suggested a Demon Days parody of this, but I don't know how I missed this even more obvious parody.

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Buck Broken Chimp said:
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Since Tophia was wearing the shirt for it. someone should take profile shots of these people and make a parody Demon Days cover.

Also do you think Tophia knows we exist ? As in knows this thread exist ? I highly doubt it since she is a phone zoomer. If she did I bet she would cry.
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So, I've had a fledgling interest in photography, and upon doing my research, there is a lot to picking a camera. It's not just the camera that's important, it's also the various lenses that are used, and microphones that come built into the camera, like their quality - it's gonna vary. Anyway, they're fucking expensive. Tophia is 100% displaying her lack of ignorance/laziness when she states she'll just walk into Walmart to buy a camera. It's wild, and there's a burden of knowledge to them that I'm sure she hasn't looked into.
 
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There are times I genuinely feel sorry for cows. There's always something slightly endearing about them to make me feel guilty over watching them like a slow trainwreck. Tophia has a unique talent to immediately make me forget about those pesky feelings.

Tophia's excuses not to work:
"I don't want to sit behind a desk all day."
"I don't want to do heavy lifting."
"I can't do this labor."
"My mom doesn't want me working nights."
"I hate retail."
"Standing all day, taking orders...."
"I don't want to do the same thing over and over again."
"Social media is not easy."
"I have to check my emails."
"I don't want to work at Amazon tho."
"...a woman Uber driver? That's dangerous."

Like holy shit. Let's think of that one person we all know is still working in spite of a health condition where they could probably get disability, but refuse to for because they make more in their job and don't want to lose their insurance. Perhaps they just like having a schedule with something to do. More than likely, someone knows a senior citizen who could easily retire but won't since they value productivity. You probably know of someone going to work in spite of a serious health condition or injury, such as ongoing cancer treatment. Or the mother
returning work early after having a child.
Then there's Tophia and any sympathy fades away because she the architect of her own misery.
 
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I don’t visit this thread often because it depresses me. I’m not saying Mamachu is the best person in the world but damn, how can you be so blind and deaf to your own elderly parents suffering?
One day Toph and brotherchu are going to wake up and she’s going to be slumped over in her seat, I wouldn’t put it past them to just kick her out the door and say they don’t know what happened
 
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