DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Blanche Devereaux]

goddamn kat you dumb fat bitch. why are you with this dude?

I'm appalled. He's truly for sale. This is up there with some of the shittiest things he's ever done. He traded his balls, and his wife's dignity, for money.

 

[Iron Father]

DSP is buck broken by PPP.

Johnny Sack was willing to commit murder for his fat wife. Absolute cuck and fake Italian faggot.

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

DSP is buck broken by PPP.

Johnny Sack was willing to commit murder for his fat wife. Absolute cuck and fake Italian faggot.

He knows that if he truly steps to PPP that it will immediately end the gravy train of an additional $100 for the stream goal. There is not a single person that PPP hasn't snaked on so they have this weird, parasitic relationship at this point. Phil won't step to PPP because it is extra money and he won't be able to deal with the fallout if he does. PPP won't sperg on Phil because, it is in fact extra money, he can laugh at Phil with no repercussions, and Phil will dance on his strings for him. There are homosexual porn films less gay than this.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Why would he become a cow of the past? We’re currently watching him strip tease his boxers to us because his only friend is peer pressuring him into doing it

I’m experiencing existential dread when I watch him. Like every time in the last week or so. It reminds me of a deathbed. Doesn’t feel sustainable/like he’s got long left.

I’m also new to the game and understand that “DPS outlasts”/cockroach nickname exist for a reason.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I’m experiencing existential dread when I watch him. Like every time in the last week or so. It reminds me of a deathbed. Doesn’t feel sustainable/like he’s got long left.

I’m also new to the game and understand that “DPS outlasts”/cockroach nickname exist for a reason.

The human body is more resilient than you'd think.
I was convinced Ralph was gonna die by 2022... and here we are in 2025, and he's as kicking and a'hollering as ever.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

this dude really expects us to believe that a guy who makes a day out of whining about when he stubs his toe wouldn’t mention and cry about his bank account getting emptied out by a malicious individual?

He once had a complete meltdown on the copecast because he got charged $30 on autorenew for some shitty service, I think it was EA Origin or whatever the Ubislop equivalent of it is. He is trying to make peepol believe that he wouldn't do the same for 100 times that amount which happened 3 separate times... suuuuuuure....

 

[DerelictOnion]

After listening to an hour of today's "podcast", jesus fucking christ how can someone actually watch this every single day?
He's fucking all over the place whenever he rants. He basically hates everything, everything sucks, everything needs to change but also when people do something new it doesn't work and they need to stick to what works. Also, if you buy popular games you're a fucking moron but also says he's playing BO6 today.

What low-functioning narcissism looks like. The guy believes that he is the smartest person in the room on every subject he is interested in and will continue to do so until the day he fucking dies. However, his entire life he's been ignored or mocked (unless we are talking about his carefully curated chat). All this resentment has to get out somehow. He needs these rants to keep himself (slightly) sane.

Funny thing is high-functioning narcissist are similarly toxic, but are aware enough and know how to hide it and pretend to be something else. They can also be very successful in their chosen field. As usual, Phil fails at everything, even his mental deficiencies.

 

[johnkimble123]

DSP is buck broken by PPP.

Johnny Sack was willing to commit murder for his fat wife. Absolute cuck and fake Italian faggot.

So many fucking lies, it's crazy

• He addresses that "he's heard" they insulted him & his wife and says he won't stand for it (https://youtu.be/0lEy8nbzy-A?si=9fZM45EECkx0yKH2&t=369), then he says it again a few days later that he's well aware of it and that they publicly apologized (which never happened) (https://youtu.be/rO5MyjRAQMo?si=yUKKoP_jRdv4EQkd&t=2707 sorry direct DSP video, didn't feel like tracking down a detractor one)
• He acts here like it's just something people say in his chat, has no fucking balls to say "hey you called my wife fat apologize" he has to qualify as the chat wants the apology for her not him, her husband
• Fat fuck (PPP not his wife) gives the most insincere apology ever, that even Phil would say is not legit and he's the master of those, and Phil accepts it

 

[Balr0g]

I'm appalled. He's truly for sale. This is up there with some of the shittiest things he's ever done. He traded his balls, and his wife's dignity, for money.

He never had dignity to begin with. He was Mr big dick on forums but became a shriveld italian wiener when confronted in real life. Never forget "Dude i'm an alcoholic please don't hurt me" while crying like a little bitch
That's why the old SRK board called him DickSuckingPussy and when he is collabing with Triple P (that's what the forum calls him Triple P) he is acting that way to a Teee (who was killed by Phil by the way)

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

This is why I 100% believe Phil and Khet are platonic roommates and Phil has never fucked her. This piece of shit tried to grill Stuttering Craig about not reading a fucking email, and I'm supposed to believe he's suddenly cool with PPP calling his WIFE a fat bitch? No husband who cares for his wife would let that shit slide.

If Phil truly loved her, he would've taken her on a fucking honeymoon instead of wasting all his money on two PCs and a shitload of streaming equipment he doesn't need.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Big ups snort hogan for getting all these clips uploaded, I finally got around to the Kat is fat one and I like how it was basically “yeah I called her fat, but understand I insult everyone and it’s your fault for having her on a stream looking so fat”

Also saw this one I got to the comments and it gave me a good laugh, I didn’t realize how much the “that’s what I call him” meme reached lol

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

If you are gonna let someone call your wife fat, you might as well go full Perry Caravello and wear a shirt that says "I love sucking dick" and put chocolate syrup on your head while yelling "I love diarrhea!" I mean you are already at the very bottom and have no dignity at that point.

I called her fat, but understand I insult everyone and it’s your fault for having her on a stream looking so fat”

And he did it all for a few measly pulls that I'm 99.99% sure he doesn't even remember.
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Also, is PPP gonna ask Phil about that pic that Piece of Shet took of Phil clearly in a diaper? Does anyone think that was NOT a diaper?

 

[Angry Mug]

If you didn’t need more evidence that the guy cried in a parking lot.

How can you just sit there and listen to a guy talk shit about your wife/life partner/whatever and then ask complete random imbue internet how to respond.

Fuck me, Phil is just spineless.

 

[HorseSense]

I have no words, other than FAGGOT.

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You know, I never considered they would still be on his body when shown. I thought he would get a pair from the dresser. I don't understand anymore and I hate everything.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

My God Phil has never been lower. This wrestling show only took a few episodes to get to the point where Triple Bypass spends hours confronting DSP and making him dance like a monkey. He is gonna be spreading his ass for the camera in less than a month at this rate. It's always been said, but he always finds a new way to get more pathetic. A pioneer into new depths of being pathetic.

 

[neger psykolog]

So what’s Null going to move into this forum if DSP becomes a cow of the past?

The DSP outlasts another one meme exists for a reason: it's true.




Nigga ain't going anywhere. Neither is anyone here. Neither are the hundred channels that make clips of DSP everyday. Or the thousand twitter accounts that talk about everything he does.

The king is here to stay.

 

[KD6-3.7]

I’m torn on if Phil will let this continue. We all know he’s aware of what people think of Ashton and Kino Casino insulting him all the time. He’s trying to ride this “oh it’s just some good-natured ribbing” cope for as long as he possibly can. He fucking knows they’re just straight up insulting him at this point, but for some reason he holds Ashton and Warski up on this pedestal, and he obviously enjoys the attention and money.

It may just be me, but I got the sense during the Grill Phil segment earlier that he’s starting to grow tired of Ashton when he’s grilling him. It even felt like, at one point, Ashton could tell he was starting to push Phil a little too far, and finally backed down for the night. Ashton is gonna push it more and more each week, this is pretty obvious now.

I just think Phil’s ego and narcissism has always eventually taken over any endeavor that involves other people. I just have a feeling that this Smark Guys podcast won’t go past 10 or 15 episodes. Either Ashton gets bored, or Phil’s weird hard-on for Ashton and Warski finally goes limp. I might be completely wrong… just my thoughts after watching that cringe shit earlier.

 

[DerelictOnion]

He fucking knows they’re just straight up insulting him at this point

Does he really? The guy is so socially and emotionally stunted he takes genuine advice from people who like him and want to help him as a threat and feels the need to lash out and insult them. Maybe whatever is going on between him and the two stooges is his vision of friendship. Or at the very least he doesn't have a clear idea what friendship is and he assumes it works like this.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Phil’s weird hard-on for Ashton and Warski finally goes limp

I don't think it's for KC specifically. Phil just saw KC's high viewer count (botted/inflated, but he doesn't know that), and heard about Kick's payment thing were you get sponsored and kind of become a Kick employee, therein he saw a potential golden parachute for his failing youtube channels (abymal views for all his channels). Of course this was a pipe dream, but what else does he have, showing his underwears on youtube? He's desperately flailing

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

How can you just sit there and listen to a guy talk shit about your wife/life partner/whatever and then ask complete random imbue internet how to respond.

"Alright chat should I forgive him? Highest tipper within the next 5 minutes gets to decide if I forgive him or not! Ack Ack Ack come on who wants to decide?"