Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[teriyakiburns]

Rusty: We have a witness.

The judge: A dead witness.

Rusty: And in the hands of a lesser paralegal that'd be a problem.

I know it's a few good men, but I can't help reading this in the voice of Denny Crane.

There is no way that Russ only gave a handjob.

If Steve Taylor was deviant enough to even ask that, he would simply demand a blow job as payment for the ride.

From that mouth?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

For people with experience with the US judicial system: what would be the best venue to seek remedy for the actual lie of having "Eager Witnesses": because technically Russtard lied to Nevada Florida no? Not Utah where the issue is being raised.

The problem is proving it was a willful lie and not just retardation or assumptions. If it’s willful it’s fraud on the court, if it’s just standard retardation it’s excusable.

This is why the judge is jumping on this that are OBVIOUSLY wrong and have no excuse.

 

[The Great Citracett]

There is no way that Russ only gave a handjob.

If Steve Taylor was deviant enough to even ask that, he would simply demand a blow job as payment for the ride.

Handjob guy was a younger guy named Justin. About Russell's age. He was some sort of young college Democrat and openly gay.

There's info on him in the main thread as well as photos from his (now deleted) Instagram, complete with Russ calling him a stud. Russ paid him with a handjob, and also gas money.

 

[Blackstar]

Here's how Greer can still win:

 

[The Stranger]

From that mouth?

It'd be the sloppiest toppy you've ever had

 

[DHugo]

Here's how Greer can still win:
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Can a judge hold a ghost in contempt for saying the n-word?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Russ paid him with a handjob, and also gas money

Leave it to Russ to have to get 2 out of 3 on ass, grass, or gas.

 

[Bogliacci]

Can a judge hold a ghost in contempt for saying the n-word?

If they are wearing their magical dinduvoodoo pukashell necklace, yes

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Can a judge hold a ghost in contempt for saying the n-word?

Bro a judge ruled that Santa is real when the postal service entered all of his mail into evidence. A judge can do anything. They’re basically gods.

 

[Post Reply]

Here's how Greer can still win:
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I A M E A G E R T O T E S T I F Y good bye

 

[Harvey Danger]

January 30th 2025 - The Hardship asks "where the fuck is Steve Taylor?"

I don't think Hardin even asked, he's riffing on Russ claiming Steve was totally a potential witness at the time.

Hardin needs to slow roll this in his next email. Don't tell Greer that Steve is dead, just casually ask "You said Steve was eager to testify, when was the last time you talked to him?"

 

[Bridgeburner]

Y'all are jumping the gun on the whole Steve Taylor being the dead guy. I'm more inclined to believe he's just a figment of Russ's imagination.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Bro a judge ruled that Santa is real when the postal service entered all of his mail into evidence. A judge can do anything. They’re basically gods.

Wasn't this from a movie?

 

[Swole McPole]

If Steve Taylor was deviant enough to even ask that, he would simply demand a blow job as payment for the ride.

I refuse to believe that anybody, regardless of how deviant, would willingly insert their cock into Russell Greer's mouth. It'd be like inserting your cock through the gates of hell.

Leave it to Russ to have to get 2 out of 3 on ass, grass, or gas.

If he's paying for the gas, surely he'd be under no obligation to provide the blowie as compensation. Perhaps it was just the tip (and only for a little while?)

 

[Rinascere]

If he's paying for the gas, surely he'd be under no obligation to provide the blowie as compensation. Perhaps it was just the tip (and only for a little while?)

The money was for the ride, the handy was for enjoyment. Russ is the kind of guy who'd jack a dude off for bus fare and then walk home.

A faggot.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Russell giving his gay friend a handjob (no homo) plus gas money to get to the brothel will always be the seminal Russ story because it sums him up so well: he prostituted himself to feed his prostitute addiction!

Unfortunately, he can't ever directly prostitute himself to the girl, you know, free consensual sex!

 

[SCV]

Your Honor, I motion for an exception to the hearsay rules to admit Steve "Steeve" Taylor's dying declaration as evidence.
"Kiwi... Farms.... harassed... Russell..."

Granted. Now that this man's dying testimony is admitted, how is this relevant to the instant copyright claim?

 

[Harvey Danger]

Granted. Now that this man's dying testimony is admitted, how is this relevant to the instant copyright claim?

Spoiler: more concise to conserve judicial resources

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This thread went from "Russell called a dead man as his witness!" to "What would a blowjob from Russell be like?" and now those conversations are being held in parallel. Ah, the duality of Kiwi Farms.

 

[obsdj]

It’s been over a week, where’s the damn District Judge with the damn order on the damn stupid Objection already?