Kiwi Farms Reviews

[vertexwindi]

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Someone with more time on their hands should shop cocks into their mouths.

 

[Gullik]

I like how you apparently just have to be a right-winger to make fun of crazy people on the internet. Kiwi Farms brings us all together regardless of politics.

 

[Kartoffel]

Virtually every cow we cover could elevate themselves out of lolcowdom, and all they'd really need to do is fucking work at improving themselves. If any of them ever did, they'd find the Farms one of the most shockingly supportive entities out there, because the only thing that the Farms celebrates more than a cow who ceases to be a cow is when a pedophile goes to jail. None of them do, however; it is hubris, ultimately, that is the ultimate sign of lolcowdowm and refusal to admit their faults and do anything to improve upon them is the hill virtually every Lolcow dies upon.

The tragedy is that in the history of our covering cows for this site, less than a handful of cows have ever really gone on to devote themselves to something better.

Hey, there is one cow that did drastically improve: VenusAngelics. She did it by getting away from her mother (who is nowadays considered to have been the real lolcow all along, so the thread switched its focus accordingly). People were really very supportive for her, so much that they had to tone it down a bit, after some people complained that it went to far into white-knighting territory.

 

[VortekPMD]

I wanna see Mundane Matt's reaction

Let's not. The trapezoid headed bastard can't Google to save his life to report on anything.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

http://thetigerisariver.tumblr.com/post/157143790834/i-am-a-paranoid-fucker-but-considering-places

Spoiler: That poor kitty wants to die.

 

[FataBataRang]

The Farms is the mirror against which they realize they aren't gods.
And the cows we cover are fucking terrified of self-reflection.

There's a tragedy in the cows we cover, Kiwis. It's true of virtually all of them, and it bears recognition because it always lies just beyond the surface. None of them ever want to confront the fact that the Farms, for all its reputation, does a service out there. Ignoring the obvious cases where the Farms has led to the defanging of cult groups or the mockery of people taking themselves way too seriously, there's a simple truth with the cows we cover that is as true now as it was when we began:

Virtually every cow we cover could elevate themselves out of lolcowdom, and all they'd really need to do is fucking work at improving themselves. If any of them ever did, they'd find the Farms one of the most shockingly supportive entities out there, because the only thing that the Farms celebrates more than a cow who ceases to be a cow is when a pedophile goes to jail. None of them do, however; it is hubris, ultimately, that is the ultimate sign of lolcowdowm and refusal to admit their faults and do anything to improve upon them is the hill virtually every Lolcow dies upon.

The tragedy is that in the history of our covering cows for this site, less than a handful of cows have ever really gone on to devote themselves to something better.

It's a bit of a catch 22. The most exceptional people need help, but because they're so exceptional, they refuse to show some dignity and get help. It's sad, but at least they can still serve a purpose to us as entertainment.

Actually, I'm a bit of a softie IRL. I often feel sorry for a lolcow at first, until I read more about the shit they've done. For instance, Chris-Chan is pretty easy to feel sorry for until you realize he's a violent, infantile weirdo who eats his own semen and believes women are attracted to "I need a girlfriend" signs.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Hey, there is one cow that did drastically improve: VenusAngelics. She did it by getting away from her mother (who is nowadays considered to have been the real lolcow all along, so the thread switched its focus accordingly). People were really very supportive for her, so much that they had to tone it down a bit, after some people complained that it went to far into white-knighting territory.

The thing is Venus by herself was never really a cow. Venus acted like a cow because of the prodding of her insane mother (who ultimately replaced as the subject of the thread) and when it was discovered Margo was a whole different box of crazy and that she was using her daughter we caught on fast.

Hell, even Venus caught on by getting the fuck out and as soon as she got away from her mom she started acting pretty normal afaik.

 

[Jaimas]

Hey, there is one cow that did drastically improve: VenusAngelics. She did it by getting away from her mother (who is nowadays considered to have been the real lolcow all along, so the thread switched its focus accordingly). People were really very supportive for her, so much that they had to tone it down a bit, after some people complained that it went to far into white-knighting territory.

There's other examples, all kind of unique. David Gonterman's still a lolcow, but he's now completely in on the joke and those that follow lolcows sort of love the dumbass for it. Most lolcows that reform are content to fade from the public consciousness save for periodic weens trying to tap a dead well.

 

[Male Idiot]

I love it that they hoped they won, only for it to come crashing down back on them.

 

[Bad Dog]

I love it that they hoped they won, only for it to come crashing down back on them.

You bite the farms, the farms bites backs

 

[WeeGee]

Crossposting from the SolidMario thread.

@Null this guy wants you to get shot.

 

[DragoonSierra]

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The Farms is the mirror against which they realize they aren't gods.
And the cows we cover are fucking terrified of self-reflection.

There's a tragedy in the cows we cover, Kiwis. It's true of virtually all of them, and it bears recognition because it always lies just beyond the surface. None of them ever want to confront the fact that the Farms, for all its reputation, does a service out there. Ignoring the obvious cases where the Farms has led to the defanging of cult groups or the mockery of people taking themselves way too seriously, there's a simple truth with the cows we cover that is as true now as it was when we began:

Virtually every cow we cover could elevate themselves out of lolcowdom, and all they'd really need to do is fucking work at improving themselves. If any of them ever did, they'd find the Farms one of the most shockingly supportive entities out there, because the only thing that the Farms celebrates more than a cow who ceases to be a cow is when a pedophile goes to jail. None of them do, however; it is hubris, ultimately, that is the ultimate sign of lolcowdowm and refusal to admit their faults and do anything to improve upon them is the hill virtually every Lolcow dies upon.

The tragedy is that in the history of our covering cows for this site, less than a handful of cows have ever really gone on to devote themselves to something better.

I wouldnt say this is true for every cow.

The RatKing? Yeah.
Diaper shitters? Yeah.
DSP? Fuck yeah.

But then theres people like that retarded guy who has 50K+ Youtube videos who cant improve because hes retarded. Another example would be Peter Caine whos already a successful dog trainer who just makes entertainingly batshit Bigfoot videos.

 

[Bork Laser]

Their not wrong lol

 

[Jaimas]

I wouldnt say this is true for every cow.

The RatKing? Yeah.
Diaper shitters? Yeah.
DSP? Fuck yeah.

But then theres people like that exceptional guy who has 50K+ Youtube videos who cant improve because hes exceptional. Another example would be Peter Caine whos already a successful dog trainer who just makes entertainingly batshit Bigfoot videos.

This is true. There's quite a few exceptions.

There's also the rare case of the cows who thrive on attention, but usually all but the biggest weens can sniff those out and stay clear.

 

[Jaiman]

 

[FataBataRang]

You wish we wanted you that badly. Truth is, you're just another lolcow to us.

 

[VortekPMD]

Welcome back. Fuck you all.

 

[Overchek]

why would people care about some shitty webzone

 

[LettuceMan]

Good to be back, here's to a few more years of laughing at cows.

 

[Jaiman]