DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GibMoneyPls]

The tweets will be great. "Sorry guys! My gastroparesis is flaring up today! I could really use some extra SUPPORT on this difficult day. After dealing with EDS symptoms all week, this has been so HARD! Please TIP!"

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Lol Phil still is defending PPP making fun of his wife and calling him a lolcow. God, Phil has no balls what so ever

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Update on the Patrick Tomlinsonization of Phil: Went on some insane cope rant about how he won a chargeback and how that "idiot" is now being investigated for his crimes.

Enjoy prison, detractor child!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Update on the Patrick Tomlinsonization of Phil: Went on some insane cope rant about how he won a chargeback and how that "idiot" is now being investigated for his crimes.

Enjoy prison, detractor child!

Lol cops and DA don’t give two shits about “fraud” over 50 bucks. Remember even Phil said cops are lazy (now he’s defending them for some reason)

 

[shekelshoah666]

Lol cops and DA don’t give two shits about “fraud” over 50 bucks. Remember even Phil said cops are lazy (now he’s defending them for some reason)

uh WRONG you can go to JAIL for fraud.. now they aren't going to tell me if anything happens but its a crime!

 

[Lord_Point]

Phil claimed that he and his wife have NEVER tasted a sauce better then his 100% real authentic home made style Italian style marinara style sauce.

His recipe calls for more sugar than every other spice combined... ok I actually believe him and his fat wife think its the tastiest sauce they have ever tasted.

Spoiler: 100% real authentic style Italian style recpie

1 salt pork sliced
1/3rd of a garlic clove sliced
3 cans of tomatos
3 cans of water
3 cans of tomato paste
3 more cans of water
25 shakes of oregano
4 shakes of garlic salt
3 shakes of onion salt
5 shakes of red pepper flakes
4 bay leafs
3/4th cup of sugar
1 chopped onion

 

[PieceofShet]

He already bought LEGO for his LEGO night.

EDIT: Someone said there is a LEGO stream by someone with 4 viewers.
"Yea, but thats not the LEGO, thats the streamer."

MEANWHILE...
He has one tenth of views than the big guys playing the same game, same time.
"Its the game, not me."

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Phil claimed that he and his wife have NEVER tasted a sauce better then his 100% real authentic home made style Italian style marinara style sauce.

His recipe calls for more sugar than every other spice combined... ok I actually believe him and his fat wife think its the tastiest sauce they have ever tasted.

Spoiler: 100% real authentic style Italian style recpie

1 salt pork sliced
1/3rd of a garlic clove sliced
3 cans of tomatos
3 cans of water
3 cans of tomato paste
3 more cans of water
25 shakes of oregano
4 shakes of garlic salt
3 shakes of onion salt
5 shakes of red pepper flakes
4 bay leafs
3/4th cup of sugar
1 chopped onion

What does the sugar do?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Didn’t see this mentioned—ItsaGundam had a segment on Phil on his stream on 1/29/25. He played the Twin Peaks Phil edit and said that Phil had been trying to get him to “debate” him. Gundam dismissed the idea as nonsensical and implied he blew Phil off.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Jasper is a blue cat so that's why he can't go hang out with KC also it wouldn't be fair to kat that she has to run a household herself if he is gone.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

he can't go hang out with KC also it wouldn't be fair to kat that she has to run a household herself if he is gone.

lol someone today ask him why he doesn’t cook for Kat since she works and he laughed it off. He wants her to run the household; he just doesn’t spend the money for a vacation

 

[UsedUp]

What does the sugar do?

Pinch of sugar or 1/4 teaspoon and adjust from there in tomato sauce is for the acidity. Dsp being mongoloid that he is, is using Cups.

 

[Free Jasper]

“Sissy bitches” says the man with boobs who cried at Chrono Trigger in the house he refuses to leave, shortly after parading his underwear and socks to other men and sitting there sheepishly while his ‘friend’ insults his wife.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

what absolutely kills me, is he puts on these "nice sweaters" and "nice button up shirts" to stream and look more profession and still wears dirty shit stained loose in the ass sweatpants. He looks like a bum. Just dress comfortable bro, no one really gives a shit.

 

[Balr0g]

lol someone today ask him why he doesn’t cook for Kat since she works and he laughed it off. He wants her to run the household; he just doesn’t spend the money for a vacation

Considering the abomination of a pizza he proudly showed on Twitter I'd say that was a once in a lifetime wise decision

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Lol Phil still is defending PPP making fun of his wife and calling him a lolcow. God, Phil has no balls what so ever

This is truly about as low as he's ever stooped in my book. Even if she is just a roommate, is fucking fat and did make hersself a target by getting with phil in the first place the fact he wouldn't stick up for her at all makes him look such a fucking pathetic piece of shit . I hope the night comes where some Skyrim rage triggers an aspy fit in her so she bumrushes the ahffice to punch him in the mouth.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

This is truly about as low as he's ever stooped in my book. Even if she is just a roommate, is fucking fat and did make hersself a target by getting with phil in the first place the fact he wouldn't stick up for her at all makes him look such a fucking pathetic piece of shit . I hope the night comes where some Skyrim rage triggers an aspy fit in her so she bumrushes the ahffice to punch him in the mouth.

Even if he sleeps 8 hours a night, which he probably sleeps 10 cause they sleep in different bed rooms. What the fuck does he do with the other 14-16 hours? He streams for 8? okay, he has 8 hours left in his day. He cant even muster up the strength to cook a fucking meal for himself?

People who watch his streams probably aren't working either so they probably don't have any concept of free time either but he has to be staring at a wall for 6 of those hours a day just trying to find the will to live.

Its so fucking bizarre he says he has no time for anything.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Even if he sleeps 8 hours a night, which he probably sleeps 10 cause they sleep in different bed rooms. What the fuck does he do with the other 14-16 hours? He streams for 8? okay, he has 8 hours left in his day. He cant even muster up the strength to cook a fucking meal for himself?

People who watch his streams probably aren't working either so they probably don't have any concept of free time either but he has to be staring at a wall for 6 of those hours a day just trying to find the will to live.

Its so fucking bizarre he says he has no time for anything.

That's where you are wrong. He has something that you and me don't have: WWE Champions.


...and gin, but you might have that

 

[shekelshoah666]

Even if he sleeps 8 hours a night, which he probably sleeps 10 cause they sleep in different bed rooms. What the fuck does he do with the other 14-16 hours? He streams for 8? okay, he has 8 hours left in his day. He cant even muster up the strength to cook a fucking meal for himself?

People who watch his streams probably aren't working either so they probably don't have any concept of free time either but he has to be staring at a wall for 6 of those hours a day just trying to find the will to live.

Its so fucking bizarre he says he has no time for anything.

Here is his schedule:

10:30 am - Wake Up and rush to get ready for stream, WWE Champions
10:31 am to 4:00 pm - First stream
4:01 pm to 6:30 pm - Babysit uploads, approve/delete comments, eat dinner, WWE Champions
6:31 pm to 9:30 pm - Second stream
9:31 pm to 2:00 am or later - Babysit uploads, approve/delete comments, eats second dinner, drink gin, scroll X, WWE Champions + other mobile games, sleep eventually

Looks like he is busy as hell to me

 

[Jang Joo]

Keep digging that hole, Phil. I want to see you handwave this away when you try and have one of your “professional“ interviews again, and shit like this gets brought up.
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He keeps saying sissy and sissy bitches. Phil, just be a man and say faggot, we all know that's what sissy is a drop-in for.

Don't be a sissy faggot.

What's amount of income loss would it take for Phil to give up streaming and get a real job. It would have to be like 99%, he's so adverse to putting in actual effort he'd move into a shoebox in a ghetto to stream for $5 a day before he would give up streaming.

A lot. I think Phil will forego pulls before getting a job, when his revenue gets bad enough. Imagine a Phil that only makes enough money to keep the lights on and eat, not to indulge in his vices. Imagine how miserable (for him ) those streams will be.
BUT WHAT IF the addiction is strong enough for him to choose the pulls over eating? That'd be something to behold.