Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[JustSomeDong]

Here's how Greer can still win:
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There are always options...

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The only thing that ever made me think Russell knows about this thread was that he once mentioned his kiwifarms threads, plural, but he's also since claimed kiwifarms has THOUSANDS of threads on him, showing he counts every page a "thread" so threads probably still only refers to the main one with over 4000 pages.

I assume he googles himself obsessively and the number of returns from kiwi farms is the “number of threads”

What is wrong with downloading?

It works, it’s just extra steps and then I find greerwritings all over my downloads/onedrive/icloud, which is kinda weird.

 

[DHugo]

>No Hardin going "Where's the money, Lebowski?"
>No retard filing from Russell explaining Steve Taylor

All this hopium I inhaled for nothing

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

CONFUSED BY THE CONFUSION.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I’m hoping the judge has learned to file late on Friday night so that his clerks don’t have to listen to Greer calling them until the weekend is over (causing him to email sperg).

 

[SCV]

No plightspergings, no unclean hands, MATI canceled. It's joever.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

No plightspergings, no unclean hands, MATI canceled. It's joever.

nothing EVER FUCKING happens chyat

 

[Offensive User Name]

So, how likely will it be that Russ tries to imply or outright say that the Farms killed Steve?

 

[Bridgeburner]

Even though I know there won't be any plights during the weekend, I'll open the thread absent-mindedly and immediately get disappointed because there are no new filings.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Even though I know there won't be any plights during the weekend, I'll open the thread absent-mindedly and immediately get disappointed because there are no new filings.

But there will be autism, because it's the Farms.

 

[Bridgeburner]

But there will be autism, because it's the Farms.

It just doesn't hit the same as Russell's weapons-grade autism.

His filings really make my work week better, he should take pride that his work brings such joy to people.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

No plightspergings, no unclean hands, MATI canceled. It's joever.

Even God took a day to rest. And Josh probably has a step kid now. You know how it goes.

 

[SargonF00t]

From that mouth?

At least Russ would have an excuse for not swallowing every last drop.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It’s end of the month and the weekend, time for us to make up insane theories like Russ would invent a witness out of whole cloth that turns out to be some dude he knew at school who has been dead for a year.

 

[Mind Goblins]

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Love it, but I honestly believe that every Russ song isn't complete without a strong keytar feature. Something that the player would do a tiny little hop in the air while jamming out, thinking he's a badass or something.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

It would be hilarious for Russ to actually get Hardin's Pro Hac Vice revoked, only for Skordas to return as Null's lawyer, casting off a cloak to reveal his rippling muscles while Welcome to the Jungle blares as his intro music

"INTRODUCING THE RETURN OF BASED SKORDAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Skordas takes the mic "You though you were rid of me Greer? Thought you killed me in the 10th circuit? NO! I have returned to reclaim my right to the Greer smasher championship belt! I will beat the shit out of you, even when the Judge has already counted you out, and snap your arms and legs like twigs one by one!"
"In the court filings?"
"IN REAL LIFE! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!!!!"

It's a jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring it to your n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Oh ah, I wanna watch you bleed!!!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Hardin's Pro Hac Vice revoked

More likely that Hardin reveals he spent the last twelvemonth getting past the bar and is now a true and honest Utah lawyer.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

More likely that Hardin reveals he spent the last twelvemonth getting past the bar and is now a true and honest Utah lawyer.

Why do you think he bought an RV to work out of while traveling? He'll make history by being admitted to all 50 state bars. Sucks to be an enemy of Jersh's, huh?

 

[moorhen]

Here's how Greer can still win:
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Until he turns up to court with an ouija board that’s too small so the judge won’t let him summon Steve.

 

[Post Reply]

Until he turns up to court with an ouija board that’s too small so the judge won’t let him summon Steve.

"Mr. Greer, where did you even get a 6 inch Ouija Board?"