I figured out why I love this girl and why she is my honorary daughter.
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I don't like her.
Call me crazy, flag me autistic or dumb, but I don't like her. I know she's the new conservative darling. She answers most of the questions pretty well. She's young and blonde and white and pretty, which makes her a damn sight better than that creature that had her job before. But I still don't like her.
It all started when she answered the question about the drones in New Jersey. I can't even call them just the New Jersey drones because they had been sighted in multiple states. Hell, I even saw them in my home state of [dox withheld] which is pretty fucking far from New Jersey. When drones the size of a car, reportedly taking off from naval aircraft carriers, are flying in force over domestic living areas, you know something's up. But the Biden admin would either not answer about them or give the same cagey answers. "There are no drones." "Actually they're just civilian drones." "We don't know what the drones are but we somehow know they're not dangerous." "You're overreacting." One of the many promises Trump makes is that he'll give full disclosure on what the drones are once he knows himself.
So we're a week into his presidency and finally, pretty-young-new-cum-dump press secretary Leavitt gets asked the question, about what the drones are. And the answer she gives?
"The drones are for research."
Research into what, you might ask? She doesn't specify. The remainder of her answer is the same clandestine, cloak-and-dagger bullshit that the previous admin gave out. "It's mostly civilian drones yadda yadda" with an undercurrent of "You're overreacting." I was, quite frankly, disgusted. I expected conservative media to be equally unsatisfied with this answer but instead they took to praising her for how no-nonsense she was. Which, admittedly, most of her answers were good but this answer to the drone question is almost word-for-word the same as the answers given by our previous 'press secretary' if you can even call that creature that - but now it's coming from
Trump's mouthpiece so that answer is somehow acceptable. It put a foul taste in my mouth, and it was enough to break the illusion.
I started doing some digging into her and found out some information. She's often praised as "the youngest press secretary ever." She's 27, apparently happily married, and even has a baby that's less than a year old. The stuff you don't hear is as follows:
Her husband's name is
Nicholas Riccio. If her not taking her husband's surname didn't send off any warning signs, maybe this will: He is
60 fucking years old. He is 33 years older than his wife. Even dear leader's wife doesn't have that much of an age gap with her husband. I will be honest and say that I
don't like massive age gap relationships. It's not Christian and reeks of third world Islamist behavior. It's not foundational or healthy to a strong, moral society. What could they possibly have in common? How can they form a strong union and a loving family when her husband is
already approaching the average retirement age and will be a senior by the time their first child enters middle school? I say first because you know he's going to knock this bimbo up again.
But it gets worse than that. He's a multimillionaire real estate investor with a property management business. And he's apparently friends with Trump, as his venues have been used multiple times to host rallies, which makes sense since rich real estate moguls talk to each other. And it made me realize exactly what's going on here. Rich real estate guy has a hot trophy wife, but she's bored out of her wits because her husband is old enough to be her grandfather and money doesn't fix everything. So he rings up his even wealthier buddy who's on his way to the presidency and asks "Hey, can you give my wife some kind of peppy press job so she doesn't go out of her mind?" Because he's a boomer and probably subscribes to the screed of "Happy wife, happy life" and wants thank-you-sex every night. So Trump throws her into the role of press secretary because she's got that Fox News anchor kitten phenotype and the rest is history. She is, quite literally, a DEI hire -
Didn't Earn It. I wouldn't be surprised if there are millions of men, and women too, who would do better in that job but don't have the advantage of regularly rimming an old fag who's close to the president. Tucker would have aced this position, I guarantee it.
But what's worse to me is that she
chose this. She's been praised by the right for being a "working mom" but all the respect I have for working moms is solely for those who, due to our fucked-up fiat currency economic system, can't financially afford to be away from their children. Leavitt's husband is rich and she has
every opportunity to be a stay-at-home mom to her very young baby. No, she
chose this. She
wants to be away from her infant, her infant who her entire biology is pushing her to love and care for above all else, because she finds it more fulfilling to stand on a podium and have screaming matches with filthy journalists. She's a portrait of everything wrong with modern womanhood and the model of the "career woman" who shoves her children into the arms of nannies and daycares because having your name on a plaque is more important than doing what God demands of you.
Fuck Karoline Leavitt. This job could've and should've been done by a man.
Anyway, I didn't expect this to be that long.