DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

I can't wait until the greed gets to the point he starts demanding money before he even turns the stream on.

"Now guys Streaming is hard work and I need your buy-in to ensure Streaming today is worth the time and effort I put into providing entertaining and fun content for free, all for you. This isn't just some side hustle like all these other hacks who only care about money, this is my job as well. So unless you want to sit here and stare at a slideshow for a couple hours, drop a dono starting at 15 dollars."

 

[Kier Starmer]

Phil has the audience akin to a battered housewife but the problem that he does not realize is that even the battered housewife says "no" at some point. I still think his whales are at the point where finances are getting notably more difficult but I do think they are just getting bored now. At this point checking into the stream feels like a wellness check and he is getting to that point where he is Chris Chan-esque. I say that because Chris is a very low dose person because he is so crazy and Phil is very much around that territory now.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Worse is for the person buying the condo after Phil's long gone.

That'd be a great horror movie scenario though. Someone being haunted by the ghosts of the dead ants and the corner demons

But imagine the bargain price

 

[Jang Joo]

I can't wait until the greed gets to the point he starts demanding money before he even turns the stream on.

"Now guys Streaming is hard work and I need your buy-in to ensure Streaming today is worth the time and effort I put into providing entertaining and fun content for free, all for you. This isn't just some side hustle like all these other hacks who only care about money, this is my job as well. So unless you want to sit here and stare at a slideshow for a couple hours, drop a dono starting at 15 dollars."

The LTG special

"Want to admire my peanut butter complexion? That'll be 20 gifted subs, bum ass nigga"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil has the audience akin to a battered housewife but the problem that he does not realize is that even the battered housewife says "no" at some point. I still think his whales are at the point where finances are getting notably more difficult but I do think they are just getting bored now. At this point checking into the stream feels like a wellness check and he is getting to that point where he is Chris Chan-esque. I say that because Chris is a very low dose person because he is so crazy and Phil is very much around that territory now.

I think the whales are too far gone personally but yeah, the part about him becoming more and more like CWC is spot on. He's also becoming like Patrick Tomlinson when it comes to his weird fantasies of making detractors Enjoy Prison™, it feels like we get those at least twice a week now. I wish he'd go back to using "kid" as an insult, that's basically his version of Pat childing his stalkers.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh shit, I forgot the Patrick stuff too, the second he mentioned litigation. I imagined Patrick the problem Phil does not realize is those cows are tiring and their audience is limited just because of how intense they are. It is becoming even tiring through restreamers because he loops multiple times in the pre-stream.

 

[Free Jasper]

Grill Phil is all I see of KC, and if it’s representative then I see why their show is going down the toilet. It’s boring as fuck and it’s only 3 episodes old.
Every week:

PPP (that’s what I call him): “Phil, tell us about (topic).”

Pig: “Well the detractors got it all wrong because they’re fucking mouthdroolers and (insert lie here). Thankfully I met you guys and you convinced the entire internet to like me.”

PPP: (sarcastically) “well, that clears that up king.”

Pig: (not understanding the sarcasm) “Exactly!”

Phil has a huge talent for being boring and trying to ride the dent/detractor line isn’t enough to make him interesting.

I sometimes wonder if Phil fears being irrelevant more than being trolled and we sometimes get these performative rants and begs for KC to make fun of him so he can keep eyeballs on him. He knows his views die when left to his own devices.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“I went to the liquor store…why? Jasper need some things”
If Phil was my owner, I would drink too, Jasper

 

[PieceofShet]

When you thought his setup cant be worse... THERE IS NO WAY IT CAN BE WORSE... he hit you with this.

When he does the side angle, YOU CAN FUCKIN COUNT THE PIXELS ON THE SCREEN! He zoomed in and it soo visible.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I sometimes wonder if Phil fears being irrelevant more than being trolled and we sometimes get these performative rants and begs for KC to make fun of him so he can keep eyeballs on him. He knows his views die when left to his own devices.

He fears money not coming in over literally anything else. If he could get away with streaming to 1 person and still make 100k+ a year he'd do it in a heartbeat.

 

[WhoaMoses]

Big ups Danthedent the the totally real account that just followed today and dropped 20 gifted subs on kick.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

THE BEST STORIES ON YOUTUBE

Stories like, "How I went grocery shopping!", and, "I got a haircut."

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He gonna buy a chess game. Lmao

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

This is the most dented way of holding a poll I have ever seen.
e: Why the fuck is ET on there? I thought there were no emulated games allowed. At least try to follow your own EULA ffs

 

[A Guy™]

This is the most dented way of holding a poll I have ever seen.
e: Why the fuck is ET on there? I thought there were no emulated games allowed. At least try to follow your own EULA ffs
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Factorio will be a sub 10 minute rage quit. That game is not for retards who get mad at something as simple as reading.

 

[LieLieFyre]

This is the most dented way of holding a poll I have ever seen.
e: Why the fuck is ET on there? I thought there were no emulated games allowed. At least try to follow your own EULA ffs

If he plays factorio I'm gonna die from a brain bleed.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

How much you wanna bet this polack fuck is typing out every single LIKE THIS POST!!11!!111!!!! instead of just copy/pasting? the only person who makes his jahb* hard is himself
(*this isn't a real job it's more akin to buskering on a street corner or subway tunnel)

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

So, he doesn’t like the shitty jap snack. He’s just making fun of them and can’t explain how they taste. It’s like asking a eight years old their opinions on something

 

[Elite Kipchak]

This is the most dented way of holding a poll I have ever seen.
e: Why the fuck is ET on there? I thought there were no emulated games allowed. At least try to follow your own EULA ffs
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chess lol, how long before he accuses his opponent of using an engine? assuming he even has the balls to go online, or even plays it to begin with. think we all know he's gonna disregard the poll and play whatever the fuck he wants.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

chess lol, how long before he accuses his opponent of using an engine?

He’s gonna say he “doesn’t understand the rules” and rage quit it. Can’t believe dents pay for this shit. Can’t believe I listen to a almost 43 year old used the word “yummy” to describe something. He’s 43!