Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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  • Ethan Klein

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how did Ethan not realize Hasan wasn't cool with Israel?
Because Hasan was nice to him and could make him money. I really think that it's that simple. I don't think Ethan generally has any political convictions, and adapts himself to whoever likes him at the time. I've only made it about half an hour into his video, but Ethan starts off arguing that he thought Hasan was a liberal democrat like him and basically that all his "America deserved his 9/11" comments were essentially like Ethan's gamer word moments - edgy jokes. But shock horror it turns out Hasan is actually an Anti-American Communist and was being serious the whole time!

The video is actually fairly well made from what I've seen. I find Ethan incredibly boring but when he has a script and edits his footage (and stops coughing into the microphone), he's watchable. And he's crafted a very easy to follow narrative. But it's complete bullshit. It is impossible to encounter Hasan and not know he sincerely means his rhetoric and that he's an anti-American communist. One of the sort who'd like to be a Party Member and still live the high life. There is no situation where Ethan didn't realise that Hasan's comments were genuine. You could show a toddler one of Hasan's streams and they would recognise that Hasan doesn't like America.

Ethan's issue is that he discovered a personal red line. He sees the existence of Israel as justified, and considers himself one of the good ones - he criticises Bibi and says the West Bank settlers are bad. He wasn't able to parse that no amount of emotional manipulation would get Hasan and/or his fan base to agree "Israel has a right to defend herself". Hence what the kids call crashing out.

It's one of the things that pisses me off the most about Ethan, he manages to make Hasan Piker look reasonable by comparison. If he'd dropped this video in early 2024 it'd be a different story, but a year of him sneeding and acting like a crackhead has discredited him. Hasan is quite rightly able to call him out on plugging Teddy Fresh during their genocide stream and then bursting into tears (Hasan's said he was using the "kid gloves" and called Ethan a pussy for crying). Hasan's also said he's more than willing to debate Ethan on his stream or Ethan's stream or anywhere else, but Ethan's stated that he'll only do it if Hasan watches the entire video... because he doesn't want to debate Hasan, he wants Hasan to refuse to watch the video so he can keep up his arguments without challenge.

He seems to have no understanding of optics. His crew keep trying to move past this, but he won't. This whole thing comes across like a spurned lover with an axe to grind - he won't shut up about Hasan, he keeps derailing all his streams to focus on Hasan, he cancelled multiple members only shows to focus on Hasan, he posts on insta stories at 4am ranting about Hasan (despite having three young children) and characterised this "content nuke" as the "most important thing in his life" despite his youngest being less than a year old.

Hasan is correctly throwing around terms like stalker and shitting on him for being insane while telling him to seek psychological treatment. You have to be a real piece of shit to get me to side with Hasan Piker. Also he's absolutely on drugs.
 
>video is low-effort cringe slop
I don't agree, I think the video is pretty good, its less of a bombshell and more of a 2 hour long compillation of every single fucked up thing hassan has ever said/done. I knew hassan had said fucked up shit and was pro terrorism, but I didn't knew the full extent until now.

As for the unsubscribes, its been 4 years since his last upload, and he has alienated a LOT of people since, so I'm not shocked upon being reminded they are still subbed to him they left. Good chance a lot of those are chuds instead of soys who don't even care about the video.
 
As for the unsubscribes, its been 4 years since his last upload, and he has alienated a LOT of people since, so I'm not shocked upon being reminded they are still subbed to him they left. Good chance a lot of those are chuds instead of soys who don't even care about the vivideo.
Definitely think the unsubs are more from people who forgot they were subscribed. I was one of those people, lol. I thought youtube had sneak subscribed me to the H3H3 podcast for a second until I realized it was the main channel that he hasn't posted a video to in years.
 
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I know he's on ozempic, but I think he has to be on something else too. He looks like he's fucking dying. Might have actually been better off as a fat fuck than whatever he has been mixing his weight loss drug with.
Over eating can be a coping mechanism so cutting it out can mean you get a person dealing with all their stress and anxiety with either other means or going cold turkey. I think it’s why he ends up looking twitchy, since he needs some outlet and may not really have one.
 
Ethan’s video undid almost all of the goodwill Stephen Miller had accumulated for Jews in my heart.
Absurdly tone deaf fixation on Hasan's "anti-semitism" when he speaks the exact same way about white people and America. Which might have been meaningless to me if he didn't then draw attention to this by getting mad that Hasan calls Israelis 'white.' Comically Jewish behavior that would make Kevin MacDonald embarrassed for him.
 
I never watched his videos in the 2010s so maybe it's his editing staple but he really drags out the "let's repeat this clip for comedic effect" bit like thrice as long as he needs for the bit to be funny everytime he does it (which is like once every couple of minutes). Outside of all the posturing about himself and Israel that's honestly what made the video the most annoying.

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As someone who never followed Hasan closely, this video (the first 20 minutes, anyway) unironcally made me like him more.

Everyone here has summed up how pathetic and obviously hypocritical this all seems but I just wanted to add that, while there's no doubt the root of Ethan's resentment is Hasan's anti-Zionism, I honestly think there's a shallow, superficial element to it as well. Ethan got fat as fuck while working with gorgeous himbo Hasan, someone who is seemingly effortlessly cool with a rabid fan base of women desperate to fuck him. Ethan, giga rich (presumably way wealthier than normie rich Hasan) and now skinny, remains a twitching freakish unfuckable goblin. Witness, pointing out his "cool" tattoo and losing 100 lbs within the first 2 minutes of the video.

Judaism AND seething jealousy. Toxic mix.
 
Between steady left wing erosion of any social value to even briefly appearing to be a zionist and rapid right wing normalization of Jewish Dual Morality there just isn’t anywhere for Ethan to stand. It’s just too obvious how selfish he is being.
Now, obviously, if he was more clever he’d be fine but I only need to draw your attention to the title. He’s ripping off an Idubbz thing which would look cynical as hell even if people still liked Idubbz.
 
Ethan blew his chance. He had a big juicy turkey (heh) on a plate just waiting to get stuffed, and he spazzed out and dropped it on the floor. I want to see Hasan get his comeuppance, i don't care who does it.. but Ethan just fucking blew it man. He wasn't the guy to do it.
I legit don't get people who are saying this video is a dud.

Its literally a 2 hour long compillation of hassan openly supporting terrorists, what the fuck more did you people want?
 
Ethan playing dumb about Hasan's political beliefs is such bullshit. Hasan has been an obvious Tankie LARPer from day one. The only reason Ethan is doing this now is because Hasan is going after Israel and now he's the one being personally affected. You gave that retard oxygen.
Unless Ethan was stoned out of his mind the entirety of their friendship, I also find it hard to believe Ethan didn't realize Hasan was an Israel-hating pro-Islamist, Terrorist-simping libsh!t.
& Ethan also used to be good friends with notorious libsh!t political streamer/self-hating Jew Sam Seder (a Jew that self-hates so much, he can't even pronounce his own Jewish surname properly 🤣). TLDR, if being pro-Israel/anti-Hamas was ever a deal breaker for Ethan, it must be a relatively recent line in the sand, 'cause Ethan certainly never had a problem interacting with Palestine-aligned political streamers for clout in the past.

I think Ethan was dense enough to believe that he could 'befriend' lil bro and change his mind. 'Befriend' here means pretend he cares or shares the same viewpoints as lil bro to increase his brand.

Even if it is optimistic I want to believe that the Ethan's mood swings aren't provoked by any drug but rather the sinking realization that he has consistently destroyed everything he has built. He used to be the wholesome success story of YouTube. He used to run a successful podcast where all his friends came over just to chat. He used to run a successful podcast where he was allowed to be turbo sperg and appeal to the tea community, then another for the poggers community. Ethan is always the fucking reason his career flounders and he doesn't even get to walk home and enjoy his wife and kids even though he lives with them,

Ethan should have stuck to the tea/gossip side of Youtube, like what Trisha's podcast (which has very good streaming numbers) currently focuses on. The moment Ethan thought he was smart enough (not that the majority of political streamers are particularly clever), or possessed the emotional fortitude to wade into the dogshit composed-swamp that is political internet grifting, he irreversibly ruined the H3 brand. Ethan attracted libtsh!t Hasan fans to H3 (who on the very first post-October 7th episode, bitched at Ethan for having the audacity for being a Jewish-man who expressed sympathy for the Israeli families effected by the Hamas attack, than canceled their subscriptions), drove away Vape-Nation era fans who couldn't stand Hasan, drove away the few remaining Trisha-era fans (I fall into this category) who missed when Ethan did deep dives on weird TikTok influencers, family Youtubers, and reality tv drama.
 
I legit don't get people who are saying this video is a dud.

Its literally a 2 hour long compillation of hassan openly supporting terrorists, what the fuck more did you people want?
I think the video on its own is ok maybe a little underwhelming.

Ethan's biggest mistake is that he spent 2 months hyping it up, and complaining about Hasan every day, so the video is the same stuff everyone has already heard Ethan complain about in his 3 hour long cope sessions on youtube. Ethan unfortunatle also took too long with the video, and Destiny's unconsentual porn story dropped, and half his loyal orbiters turned on him. With how much Ethan talked it up, and in the context of Hasan's biggest critic being exposed as a sexual predator, a lot of people expected a bombshell from Ethan, something beyond the pale for even the most loyal of Hasan's orbiters, where they would stop defending him.

Hasan also barely engaged with Ethan for months and Ethan just kept talking about Hasan, so the narrative of Ethan being obsessed and unhinged was easy to establish amonst people who followed this.
Ethan should have done this nuke without every mentioning it. If he had dropped this video unannounced, and doing it while Hasan was starting up his stream in the morning, it would have hit so much harder.
 
I legit don't get people who are saying this video is a dud.

Its literally a 2 hour long compillation of hassan openly supporting terrorists, what the fuck more did you people want?
It's all stuff that has already been discussed publically before, Ethan wasn't breaking new ground with this. There was no devastating new behind the scenes revelations or anything, it was just Ethan rehashing old shit whilst seething about antisemitism and doing cringe, unfunny 2016 era youtube skits.

People already know Hasan shills for terrorists and is a complete retard, as i said before Ethan wasn't the person to do this... his bias was bleeding into it, he was blatantly lying about not knowing Hasan was so radical which hurts the videos credibility and the skits etc were just stupid. An impartial third party putting together all of Hasans retardation into a video in a serious and concise manner would have had more effect.
 
It's all stuff that has already been discussed publically before, Ethan wasn't breaking new ground with this. There was no devastating new behind the scenes revelations or anything, it was just Ethan rehashing old shit whilst seething about antisemitism and doing cringe, unfunny 2016 era youtube skits.
That shit had been discussed publically over more than 300 hours of footage spread over 80+ streams between both channels and like 3000 pages of kiwifarms.

This is the only comprehensive source that has everything in a single place in a digestible format for non internet addicts to consume.
 
Hasan's also said he's more than willing to debate Ethan on his stream or Ethan's stream or anywhere else, but Ethan's stated that he'll only do it if Hasan watches the entire video... because he doesn't want to debate Hasan, he wants Hasan to refuse to watch the video so he can keep up his arguments without challenge.

Just as the debate is about to begin, Ethan should get Stephen Crowder to appear from out of nowhere to make the case for the continued survival of Israel.

When Hasan refuses to engage, Ethan and Crowder can declare a decisive win against the Turk. He's only refusing to debate because he's scared of the superior intellect.

(Is Crowder still a thing? Did bullying his wife end his career?)
 
(Is Crowder still a thing? Did bullying his wife end his career?)
No, he's still around. He just moved his show to Rumble.

However, the spousal abuse video (while his wife was heavily pregnant!)/his contentious divorce definitely tanked Crowder's reputation, as well as added fuel to the fire of his very long standing gay rumors (allegedly Crowder is know for Grindr hookups & is a bottom?)
 
Hasan's also said he's more than willing to debate Ethan on his stream or Ethan's stream or anywhere else, but Ethan's stated that he'll only do it if Hasan watches the entire video... because he doesn't want to debate Hasan, he wants Hasan to refuse to watch the video so he can keep up his arguments without challenge.
> Lil bro being willing to debate you is code for he doesn't respect you and knows he can walk laps around you for the entertainment of his retarded base.

H3 sisters is over.
 
I genuinely can't tell if Ethan is brazenly lying about not knowing what a shitty retard Hasan is, or if Ethan is that fucking oblivious.
That greedy kike only viewed him as another audience to sell his dog faced wife's pootie tang outfits.

Used every opportunity to push that future goodwill clothing brand at him even having his dumbass dress in it.
 
Used every opportunity to push that future goodwill clothing brand at him even having his dumbass dress in it.
Speaking of which, Hila blessed us with a horse themed Teddy Fresh photoshoot on her 37th birthday.
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The comments are heavily moderated probably because everyone tripped over themselves to make horse face jokes.
 
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