Inactive Music Biz Marty / Nicholas C Beigler - Grifter / Cyraxx's A-log / Benzos and Booze Enjoyer / TylerBSR's Husband

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https://www.shalommemorial.org/in-memorial/2025/III-Ramah/Nicholas-Beigler/ (A)
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Nicholas C(harles) Beigler seems to match with what we had before.
 
Right now it seems most likely that a troll is fucking with both of them
So the most likely explanation is that a troll hacked into Music Biz Marty's Youtube, sent out obituary notices to a bunch of websites, paid hundreds of dollars for it to be listed in the paper, scheduled an IRL funeral service with a real funeral home, got all of Music Biz Marty's Discord mods in on the troll at his expense, and all while the real Music Biz Marty stays completely silent?

That doesn't seem likely at all.
 
So the most likely explanation is that a troll hacked into Music Biz Marty's Youtube, sent out obituary notices to a bunch of websites, paid hundreds of dollars for it to be listed in the paper, scheduled an IRL funeral service with a real funeral home, got all of Music Biz Marty's Discord mods in on the troll at his expense, and all while the real Music Biz Marty stays completely silent?

That doesn't seem likely at all.
It's absolutely a very slim chance it's a ruse, but only time will tell. Marty is nothing without Cyraxx. The other retards he wrangles aren't as entertaining, thusly not getting him enough donations on stream. He can't compete with other people who have above a 72iq, so it would not surprise me if he would go through extreme lengths to keep Cyraxx in his sphere of influence. The only play off I see is Marty somehow crashing a Cyraxx celebration stream, when he has a return from the dead moment, something like you'd see in a wrestling script from the 90s. Very showboat-y and flamboyant. However, the latter part of my statement is just a hypothetical I could see happening.
 
The funeral home's website has his service in there upcoming list, so either this is some overly elaborate troll, or Marty has flown off to the big pharmacy in the sky. Not sure how it works in Illinois, but I know some places won't post their info until they have confirmation
 
This has to be a troll a few of the guest book responses are just veiled fat jokes, a dude called m. Privilege, and the funeral home is called shalom memorial funeral home. It just feels too much like a troll. I'd be suprised if he's actually dead.
I actually grew up down the street from shalom. It's real. Rand road right on the border of palatine and Arlington Heights.
 
So the most likely explanation is that a troll hacked into Music Biz Marty's Youtube, sent out obituary notices to a bunch of websites, paid hundreds of dollars for it to be listed in the paper, scheduled an IRL funeral service with a real funeral home, got all of Music Biz Marty's Discord mods in on the troll at his expense, and all while the real Music Biz Marty stays completely silent?

That doesn't seem likely at all.
Hasn't there been activity on the faggot's YT account since he "died"? Now look I know $350 is a lot of money to some people but to most of the world it isn't. As for the funeral service, we don't actually know if one is actually paid for or if some jackass just called the world's most stereotypically named jew-cemetary and said some bullshit over the phone.

The faggotry of the Raxxoverse is beyond comprehension and I would put nothing past them. We have zero indication from his parents, not even an anguished FB post memorializing their drug addict son. Show me a body or something from his folks and then I'll believe it. Until then I'm considering it too humorous to be true.
 
A freebie obit site is easy to post a fake thing on. One that accepts payment is less likely. The funeral home actually booking a service for a fake funeral and listing the times? Very unlikely. Nigga ded.

Edit: At this point the only thing keeping any idea of it being fake is the choice of photos they're using. A card from a high school football team? Him sideways on a couch taken with a cell phone at a party? Where's the normal photos a family member would have?
 
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